Hello is writing a story with melrocks622. I got this idea when I was hearing one of the worst songs in the world "Best of Both Worlds" by Hannah Montana, so we decide to make and equally bad fanfic. It's really bad so woot

Summary: Yami, Yugi's darker half, is secretly a teen model. What happens when Yugi finds out? Pairing: Puzzleshipping, CRACK FIC. Hannah Montana lovers stay away

Pairing: YamixYugi (Puzzleshipping) MalikxBakura (Theifshipping), JoeyxKabia (Puppyshipping), ShadixPegasus (?)

Millennium items still there (ig, Pegasus can read minds, Malik can take over people's minds)

Disclaimer: Yugioh is owned by Kazuki Takahashi, not us.

CRACK FANFIC

OOC

"Man I have to be quiet, so Yugi doesn't find out!"

Ring Ring (A/N: The phone is ringing)

"Hello Yami this is Seventeen Magezine we need you here at the photo shoot immediately."

"Okay be down in a few minutes." Yami hung up the phone.

At The Photo Shoot:

"Come on Yami pose for me baby. Give me some sugar fabulous man. Hey camera man let him take off his clothes a little and maybe you should too."

"Um, Pegasus maybe that is going a little too far."

"Excuse me camera man, but this is my model. I can see these beautiful pictures in your guy's mind and it's making me horny!"

"Um Pegasus can we just take the photo?"

"FINE Yami! So can you take your pants off?"

"Pegasus I am leaving!"

"There goes my top model and it is your entire fault Mr. Camera Man. "

"Hey Shadi! Get me a beer. Thanks again!"

"Oh hey, Yami welcome to Shadi's Homie Hangout!

"Yeah yeah, just get me my beer."

"Okay well I have a question, what did Pegi-kun do this time?"

"Well he told me to take my pants off and told the camera man to undress to."

"Oh I have to give a lesson to Pegi-kun about cheating. I told him not to do that."

"Ah Shadi your a mess!" Duke joked.

"Ah Duke when did you get here!" Shadi replied.

"Long enough to know the whole story!"

"Aaak! You eavesdropper!" Shadi said. "Well, time to call Pegi-kun!"

Shadi picked up the phone and dialed Pegasus's number," Yes Pegi-kun I need you to explain your photo shoot with Yami!"

"Yami told you! Well I can explain!"

"Well aren't they cute, huh Duke." Yami said smiling at their lover's spat.

"Yeah, sure Yami!"

"Well I got to get back home."

"See ya!"

At Yugi's house:

"Ahh, what a beautiful day! Time to go to Target to get the new issue of Seventeen Magazine. I can't wait to open it I heard they have a new issue of Dueling Monthly and an order form for the hit CD Music to Duel By, how wondrous."

"Hey Yugi don't forget to by me OK Magazine."

"I won't Grandpa don't worry!"

"Ah here it is Seventeen Magazine, the best magazine in the world, finally in my possession, how great. Hmm, it says Shadi's Homie Hangout is getting a lot of business. Also Joey first single is a mega hit and is super popular. I heard he has a fan club, but he has recently come out of the closet and told the entire magazine he is looking for a boyfriend. Kabia, the inventor, has been asking Joey on dates, but Joey hasn't replied. This is so great!" Yugi said. "Huh what's this there is a new section called Pegasus's Model Clients and tons of people that are famous models have asked for him to sponsor them, but he declines because he only wants one client which is Yami!" Yugi took a pause "WHAT!" Yugi screamed.

"Yugi I didn't want you to know because it is very awkward."(A/N: Yami went back in his body)

"What so you just go off when I am asleep, modeling for Pegasus."

"Well when you put it that way it sounds bad, besides it is not my fault it is just something that happened!"

"That is not something that just happens Yami! How many people know about this?"

"Well let's see I believe it appears everyone did except you and now you know, so everyone!"

"Did Tea know about this?"

"Yes then she died. YAY!"

"That is not something to 'yay' at Yami!"

"Well excuse me Yugi! I don't need to like everyone you do!"

"Well you should! Besides Tea is a nice girl!"

"Are you kidding me? That girl is a slut that only liked me, and not you. You got all jealous, and I laughed when she died but you cried."

"Yami I hate you!"

Woot is chapter one is done! Review, but try no to flame….It may be bad, but it is modeled after a Hannah Montana song, so what can you expect

- (Melrocks622 will do chapter 2)