Authors note: Hello guys! This is a story I wrote a little over a year ago, it was originally posted on Quizilla on my account called xXHarleyXQuinnXx. Many people thought I should post it on here and well... TADA! I hope you enjoy it. This Joker/ OC doesnt follow the story line very well but at certain points it does intertwine, sort of. I think perhaps at times, The Joker is a bit OOC. But thats for you to decide. So, go forth and read! Please review.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from the DC Universe ( The Joker, Harvey Dent/ Two-Face, Batman ect... )

Chapter One: Jinx

Hello, my names Ava McKinley but you can call me Jinx.

Here is a little background info on yours truly, hmm... Well my Father and Mother weren't exactly the best let me tell you that. My father owned his own company nearly as big as Wayne Enterprise but lost out when a huge deal went bust. Anyways Daddy-dearest likes to drink and cant resist giving me a good stern reminder on how much of a disappointment I am to the family. Also the man has some serious mob connections. Messed up, huh?

Onto my mother, this woman is a control freak and decides everything in my life from boyfriends to food. Actually I think, the only thing my mother actually approves of is the fact that I'm currently dating Bruce Wayne, even though in my opinion it isn't that serious, Father doesn't like him much but who cares?!?

Here is a little more about me, by day I am a rich business women with everything to live for but at night I am a masked criminal named Jinx, who liked nothing more than Chaos, pure glorious Chaos! I have long dark brown hair and sapphire eyes with a curvy body. Erm...... oh and I have a tiny cat named Anarchy (Annie for short and around my parents) Anarchy goes everywhere with me, she also wears a tiny Harlequin hat that was specially made for her.

Oh! I nearly forgot, when I go out as Jinx I often wear half green, half red skinny jeans, matching strappy top and flat shoes, I also wear a black domino mask and I have my face painted white and my lips are drawn into a black smile with little lines like stitches.

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Gotham was quite....too quite.....there was a dead silence in the air, like when you hold your breath because you know it's coming for you, it being anything...a car, train, the receiving end of a gun, death itself..... In those last moments everything is silent and still." Any second now…" I thought scanning the streets for sign of life.

Sure enough a police car sped round the corner, sirens on, in hot pursuit of a car I knew very well or more I knew the driver very well. "Come on Anarchy time for some fun!" I spoke to my tiny cat placing her gently on my shoulder, she mewed nervously at me.

"Come on, it's not that high, we jumped off higher before" I said with a small laugh.

"HOLD ON !"

I broke into a run and leapt off Gotham City Hall, Anarchy's claws dug into my shoulder tightly but I didn't feel the pain, only an intense adrenaline coursing through my veins. Landing gracefully with a thud "Tada!!" I cheered, Anarchy mewed happily.

"You want to do that again girl?" I asked stroking behind her ears, she purred excitedly.

"Ha-ha! Maybe tomorrow we've got to get back soon, but first" you said turning to the speeding cars coming up the road.

I skipped over and stood in the middle of the road giggling like a child, from the inside of his so called get-away car Jarred was waving an arm frantically trying to make me move from the middle of the road. His expression was incredulous. I shook my head smirking broadly, Jarred let out a laugh and slammed his foot on the breaks, it stopped inches away from me.

He jumped out of the car and marched over to me laughing as he did.

"Your crazy!" he shouted with a big smile on his face.

The cops in the police car behind Jarred realised the car in front had stopped and hit the breaks fast, but they were too close. The car swerved off the road and crashed into a street light, the bonnet of the car burst into flames. The flames lapped at the shiny metal hungrily.

By this time I was on the floor laughing uncontrollably at the whole spectacle "Glad you find it so funny, I'm fine by the way Jinx" Jarred said holding out his hand to help me up.

I gratefully took his hand and got up "A little whiplash Jarred honestly, you've had worse, remember that time I got ya shot in the ass?"

He pitifully rubbed his backside "never been the same since... Remember when that time when we stole those TV's?" Jarred said happily.

"Oh yeah… and that cop was like 'Drop the TV's' ha-ha and you goes ' We sure as hell would sir, but if we drop these fucking things you got us on destruction of property too' ha-ha!" I replied.

Jarred and I laughed over the fun crimes and times we had shared. The cops staggered out of the fire engulfed vehicle and were approaching us both, guns in hand.

"Shit Jinx" Jarred said staring wide eyed at the guns glinting in the night.

"No sweat Jarred I got this... Anarchy, go get them" I commanded.

Anarchy hissed at the two officers and sprinted up to them. She jumped up onto the tallest ones face and began scratching and biting "Argh!!! get this flea bag off me! Marcus shoots it!!!" the cop screamed.

The other one point his gun at Anarchy, I felt my blood boil like a volcano ready to erupt. "Don't. You. Dare. Hurt. My. Kitty" I snarled.

I leapt at the other officer, punched him in his face and began kicking him hard in the stomach. The cop clutched his face in agony, I pulled out my knife and was about to slash him to ribbons when Jarred appeared behind the two cops and banged there heads together... Hard. They fell to the floor unconscious, Anarchy got off the cops face and leapt up onto my shoulder still hissing at the knocked out officer, I petted her back softly "Be still, Annie calm down, the mean man is unconscious"

Anarchy purred brushing her body up against my neck in response.

"You scare me sometimes Jinx" Jarred said.

"Screw you! What were they chasing you for anyway?" you asked with a smile.

"the usual" He simply replied

"ah I see, stealing whatever takes your fancy in a shop window either that or you stole the car" you said.

"You got it babe. Damn, it's like you no me so well. How is the double life going Jinx or should I say Miss. McKinley?"

Yes, that's right Jarred knows about my double life. He is about the only person who does know but I trust him so it's cool, seeing as how we have been friends since forever. Ha-ha!

"Very good Mr. Galanti and you?" I replied formally mocking my friend.

"Very well thank you Miss" Jarred retorted

Suddenly my watch began beeping, checking the time, I mentally slapped myself "Shit Jarred we got to go" I said hurriedly.

"I understand, it was nice seeing you again Jinx. Try not to miss me too much" Jared said

"See-ya soon" You said smiling happily.

I gave Jarred a quick hug and ran to my motorbike, which was safely hidden in the shadows of a nearby alleyway. Pulling on my helmet and tucking Anarchy into her little kitty carrier, I started up the engine. "Bye Jinx" Jarred called before speeding off in his banged up car. The engine of his car coughed and spluttered as he drove off.

"I'll give it a mile" I thought laughing slightly.