Chapter 1
Hi my name is Myname Jeff and im 14 years old. Today is my first day of high school and i hope i make new friends. Uh oh here comes Sonic the hedgehog my elementary school bully.
Sonic came up to me and slapped my face with a used condom. "Ewwwww Sonic what is wrong with you" Said Myname. Sonic started laughing but saw a teacher coming so he said "gotta go fast" and ran away. I went to the washroom to get sonics blue cum off my face. In the washroom I saw naruto. He is my best friend he have lots of fun by playing games! Our favorite game to play is called the no clothes wrestling game. Naruto always wins and it hurts but at the end it feels good! After school i went home and did my daily routine. Whats my daily routine you ask! Why its nothing special. I come home eat a sandwich,skateboard watch TV,play video games sacrifice goats to the dark lord,read comics, set my pubes on fire and draw pictures. See told you its nothing special. Im just a average 14 year old. I decided to go on my favorite dating simulator website called Roblox. Afterwards I went to sleep ready for my second day of highschool.
Day 2 of highschool.
Today I was eating lunch on the schools roof when my friend Tommy came out the door. He seemed angry and said "I did not hit her,its not true its bullshit,i did not" then he saw me and said "Oh hi myname Jeff" I said hi Tommy and asked whats wrong. Apparently Tommys thot lisa was telling people he hit her. I told Tommy i would summon the rest of the thot patrol and I screamed the offical thot patrol yell as loud as I could. Within 30 seconds all the members of the thot patrol were there. The members include Me (Myname Jeff),Tommy Wieasu,Batman,Donald Trump,Young Thug,Jotaro Kujo and Fred flintstone. "Its hunting season boys" I said. We all put our Offical thot patrol jackets on and went out to do what we do best. Hunt thots.