Disclaimer: I don't own TDI/A or it's characters, plot, or sadistic host.

"Hello, everyone! And welcome to the ad of Total Drama Pirates!" A sadistic host yelled to the camera.

"If you think you have what it takes to become the next pirate winner who gets lots of booty, then go to our website and get in application form! Send it in with an audition tape and you may become a contestant on a pirate ship! Arg!" On this last word, Chris made his hand to look like a hook and squinted one eye. Then they cut to the next commercial.

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Name:

Nickname(s):

Unwanted Nickname(s):

Gender:

Age:

Stereotype:

Hair color:

Hairstyle:

Eye color:

Skin:

Height:

Weight:

Clothes:

PJ's:

Formal:

Swimsuit:

Pirate job:

In a relationship:

If yes, who with:

Personality:

Likes:

Dislikes:

How they act when arrive:

How they act when/if voted off:

Audition Tape:

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Yes, this takes place on a boat!