Author's Note: Another Q story. All for fun and laughs. I do not own Star Trek or the characters. Please read and review.
Q laughed when he first figured it out. Then he got this fun and crazy idea. It was just too perfect. He appeared on the bridge as a child to get a rise out of Picard. It was hilarious. Picard turned red and yelled.
"Get that child off of my bridge!" Picard yelled.
Worf looked from Q to Wesley at first confused.
"Not Wesley, Worf. The other child."
Worf chased Q around the bridge and growled angrily when Q pants him. Q then shock his butt in front of Picard mocking him. He laughed as Picard got even more irritated. Satisfied enough with Picard's reaction and getting bored all too quickly, Q left the bridge. But he wasn't done yet.
Wherever Picard went, Q was there as a child. On the bridge, in his quarters, on the turbolift, in the holodeck. Everywhere. When Q got bored, he appeared in Picard's dreams. It was torture to Picard. A misbehaving child was his worst nightmare come to life.
When Picard couldn't find the parents, he became suspicious. He caught Q peeing on his chair, but didn't so much as even look. This irritated Q who craved Picard's attention.
"I know it's you, Q." Picard said calmly.
"Ah dang. Just when I was starting to have fun." Q replied.
"Q, get off my bridge."
"But."
"Now."
"Okay fine, but if I get bored I'm coming back." Q said before disappearing.
Picard sighed and hoped that would never happen.
Author's Note: So... What did you think? Please review and tell me. If you want, I'll add more no promises though.