A/N: This is an answer to the challenge to write a story about Scully, A printer and a cute FBI agent

Scully had a couple of reports that were due to be handed in to her superior, Skinner. It had taken her a couple of hours to type the detailed reports up and it was ready to print. She moved the mouse-pointer over to the File options and chose the print option.

Device not found.

An error message flashed across the screen. So she checked to make sure the printer was all connected properly as well as plugged in. She tried it again.

Device not found.

The printer was faulty she deduced since it refused to work for her. Scully had to find another printer quick or otherwise the reports would never get handed in so she went to the nearest office.

"Hello." Somebody said, "Hi Agent Scully."

"I was wandering if I could borrow your printer." Scully's eyes narrowed in predetermined annoyance, "Agent Myers."

"I'm using it at the moment." Myers smiled, "How desperate are you?"

"I need the printer right away to finish a report." Scully said.

"I can lend you mine if you go on a date with me." Myers replied.

Yes, Scully was desperate. But there was no way in hell she wanted to go out on a date with George Myers, "How about if you give me the printer… I'll give you a kiss." Scully said, "Sound fair?"

"Yes…" Myers said, "But kiss first."

Scully nodded slowly and put the good printer on the counter while Myers stood to his feet and waited for the kiss he'd been waiting for ever since he joined the FBI, the kiss from the famous Scully. He closed his eyes and waited for her to lean over and give it to him. He wandered if it'd be like anything he dreamed about.

"Agent Myers." Scully's voice called out.

Even her voice sounded so dreamy just like the rest of her.

"Agent Myers." Scully called out again.

Then there was nothing. Not a silence, no images just blackness. Scully stepped around to check on Myers who was now lying on the floor unconscious. Her medical training kicked in immediately and went to check his breathing. But he wasn't.

Scully breathed into Myer's mouth in a rhythmic pattern and turned her head to see if he began breathing, it took several deep breaths to start his breathing up again.

"The kiss?" Myers asked in a daze.

"That was it." Scully said, taking the printer, "The kiss of life."

"Wait that doesn't count." Myers protested.

"It's still a kiss Agent Myers."

Scully headed back to the X-File office and hooked up the printer and went to print the reports. But she was followed in by Myers, "I told you I already gave you the kiss." Scully said as she made sure the printer was hooked.

While she wasn't looking, Myers pushed the printer off the desk, "Oh Agent Scully, I'm so sorry."

"What the hell are you doing Agent Myers?" Scully felt like throttling him.

"It was an accident I swear." Myers replied.

"Then why do you have the spare printer?" Scully asked.

"You never know when one might come in handy." Myers said, "Same deal as last time."

Scully was totally desperate, "Alright. But I'll print first alright?"

"Deal." Myers Said.

Scully managed to get both the reports printed up and then turned to see Myers waiting for the kiss with eyes closed and lips puckered. Mulder also walked in and Scully quickly gave him the sign to hush. Mulder pointed at Myers and Scully tried to sign to him that he was standing there waiting to be kissed because he leant her the printer. Mulder gave Scully the shush sign.

Without warning, Mulder planted a kiss on Myers lips and hid out the way while he was in the dream state, "Agent Scully kissed me… She kissed me." He walked out the door.

"When shall we tell him?" Mulder asked.

"When he brags too much or when I need another printer." Scully said smiling, "Whichever one's more fun."

A/N: Hope this was enjoyable.