Author's Note: Hello everyone! - i'm Judiro!! surprise surprise! I hope you doth enjoy this... err... random piece of taboo. My muse hates me at the moment.

Vero: I do not hate you! I only hate you for actually taking up writing!!

Me: Hush! Don't let them know that I'm very bad at this!

Vero: Too late, Holmes.

Me:... Whatever!

Discaimer: I own absolutely nothing!! Except this story.

Warning: Upcoming yaoi in later chapters, incredeously bad humor, strange randomness, foul language (Le Gaspedy!), etc. Read at your own risk. OO

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"Ooooh!! Marley, you've really outdone yourself this time!" said an energetic boy.

A pink haired man turned from his prize winning flower to the young teen.

He was around the age of 15 or so. His hair spiked out at the front and sides. It was a pretty pink color, like his. He had sea-green eyes that shone with brilliance. He had a blue tee shirt with a floral design to it, and black jeans. His black socks sank into the lush carpet of Marluxia's room.

"Why, thank you Juken! If you weren't there to help me, I never would have won," he replied with a great smile.

"You mean, if I hadn't called Axel to burn the sure-fire plant to nothing more than smoldering ashes that blew away in the winds of despair, you wouldn't have won," the youth replied with a smirk.

"True that. By the way, have you seen our said person anywhere lately?"

"Mmmmm, nope. Says he's been busy trying to get Dem-Dem and Zexy together. I personally think that I'm going to win."

"They haven't slept together yet!" Marluxia waved his arms in the air rapidly. "We still have a month to see who wins!!"

"Less than a month for me, you mean," the brother smirked. "Remember, Mar? You bet that they wouldn't hit the sheets for five months—," He was interrupted when a familiar pyromaniac burst into the room, stumbling over air.

"Hey hey hey hey hey hey!!! WhatCHA!!!" he said, doing some ninja moves. This man had personality alright. "Zexion and Demyx just did it!!" he exclaimed while squeezing Juken into a death-like hug.

Marluxia just stood there, mouth gaping. "OmyfuckingGod, are you serious?!"

"Yep!" Axel pulled away from the blue faced boy with that big, idiotic grin he usually wore. "I was just watching them through the secret camera I installed in Demy's room! They were really going at it—,"

"Omigod!! You didn't!!!" cried a mulleted blonde from the doorway. "That was supposed to be a secret!!"

Everyone stared at him with a look of fear.

"Oh… my… God… Run. For. Your. Life." Juken usually said this when the sitarist was about to burst into frothing tears.

Dare I say that the entire house was shaking from his wailing? I mean literally. Why, the mailman ran off as soon as he heard it. He thought someone was dying. And he had my package that I have been waiting for forever!!!! NUUUUUUUUEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!! Anyway, back to the story.

Everyone's hands covered their bleeding ears.

"DEMYX!! Shut the hell up!!" a very irritated Axel shouted.

"What the hell!! You were the one that filmed us screwing around like hot monkeys!!" said Zexion, now apparently in the room after coming out of God-knows-where.

"Demyx! Look!! Muffins!!!" Juken squealed as soon as the Muffin Van went down the road.

Demyx squealed with unnatural delight as he dove through the window. Juken followed in a similar, more painful manner, as he bashed through Marluxia's wall, leaving a hole that lead to the summery outside.

"OH MY GOD!!! Cloud!!!" Marluxia, obviously not minding what has just happened, dived out of the hole and onto an unsuspecting Cloud.

"Oh my god!! Leon!! Call the police! The freak's raping me again!!"

"NUUUUUUEEEZ!!! Not my Cloud!!" cried Leon.

"Whoo-hoo!!!"

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"Sora…." Moaned an angsty blonde. "Get off…"

"No! Get up!! I want to play, I want to play, I want to play with you!" Sora cried as he jumped up and down on the bed.

"My God, man! Do you know how wrong that sounds?!" a blonde female with antennae for bangs shouted through the doorway. "If you want to play, go masturbate yourself!"

"Go do what to myself?" Sora asked, confused due to his innocence, which neither of the blonde's have.

"Larxene! Get your ass outside!" shouted their father.

"It's such a wonderful day, so enjoy it!!!" yelled another male voice.

"Haha! Hey,Larx! You and dad are on permanent PMS!" Roxas teased.

"Angst, angst, angst, angst," Larxene mimicked Roxas as she banged her head against the wall.

"Omygod!! Shoes!!" Sora squealed as he jumped off the bed and into the closet.

"Sora!! No!! Those are my best pair!! They're my only pair, dammit!!" Roxas cried.

Said blonde jumped after his chocolate haired twin and the two wrestled. Larxene stared at the two, drooling. Yes, she adored… no, wait… obsessed over two men in action. Her girlfriend, Namine, enjoyed watching the twins wrestle. Their entire family was gay, and pretty damn proud of it. YAYS!!!

"Larxene! Namine's at the door!" yelled a silver, long haired man.

"Good bye, sweetheart. I'll see you later, Xem-Xem," a blue haired man with a X shaped scar said as he walked out the door, strutting a little for his husband who chuckled.

"See ya later, Saix," Xemnas smiled as he pecked his husband on the cheek.

"ZOMG! Mansex and Sai are kissing!!" squealed a high pitched girl. The two glared at the young stalker wannabe.

"Selphie! Get the hell off of our property!!"

"Ahh, but your love is so freakin' hot, it's romantic," she sighed, smiling a very creepy smile that was supposed to look like she was daydreaming… I think. Unfortunately, she was oblivious to hear Larxene being summoned. The last thing the young girl saw was a very PMSed blonde pick her up and throw her into an oncoming car.

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Yeah, sorry for it being so short. xP I'm not too imaginative today.

Vero: You'd better be sorry!! Oh, and to you Selphie fans-

Me: What Selphie fans?

Vero: Hush!! She is not dead. She's only beaten up... very, very badly.

Me:.. Well, anyway... Review!! Oh, and your critizism is well loved!! More to come, byes!