How to kill itachi
Step 1 stair blankly at him
Step 2 throw a kunie
Step 3 let itachi catch the kunie let him throw it back
Step 4 stair blankly at the kunie
Step 5 catch the kunie
Step 6 throw it back and forth back and forth
Step 7 run to a beach in konaha
Next thing u know at a beach party in konaha playing extreme vollyball with an evil mastermine
On TV then cuts to commercial and bob says now a word from our sponsor
Nejis beyacugan can see through trees but can it see y girls like suaske oh hold on wait but can it see y kids love cinimin toast crunch
Neji: there destined to.
And while all this is happening ur playing extreme vollyball and itachi gets distracted and the kunie hits him in the heart.
that's how to kill itachi
To bad I blocked this story off from sauske but I gotta get to konaha quick to get to that beach party
This story was brought to u by sakura Os a good part of any awesome ninjas breakfast