Haruka was really mad he didn't have any water to swim in. "God damn" he said, "I really want to just go swimming. I don't care its the middle of winter I'm gonna sit in my bathtub even though Makoto will probably laugh at me" he said as he walked into his bathroom. He filled the tub and got in "Wahoo" he say
Meanwhile Makoto was at his house and his parents were gone. His two stupid twin siblings were running around and they almost knocked an expensive vase of a shelf but Makoto caught it. "These booty ass frickin kids" he says careful not to say the f word. "Dang I really wanna visit my good pal Haruka. Maybe he'll notice my BIG GAY CRUSH ON HIM" he said as he walk out door to go to Haruka house
He walked past a restaurant and saw Nagisa and Rei sitting at a table "Wow they must be on a date, how cute," Makoto thought to himself
Nagisa was ordering way too many things on the menu and Rei was like "Youre going to spend so much fuckin money oh my god cant we just make out in the bathroom or something" and Nagisa was like "yeah we can but we gotta set the mood for it" and Nagisa ate way too much fucking food and Rei just drank water that's it he just drank water and Kou was videotaping the entire thing. They soon waltzed off into the mens restroom like they literally danced their way into it
Makoto kept walking thinking about all the shit Nagisa was probably going to pull just to make Rei angry and he was like dang. DANG! I want to do cute things with Haruka wow I bet he'd be so cute holding my hand in public or something hahahaha...Dang I'm really gay.
He made it to Harus house and he knocked on the door "Hello darling sweet babycakes I'm going to enter your house" he said . he opened the door and he was like aw. haru must be sitting in his bathtub again how silly. It's also kind of dangerous since its like really cold and hes sitting in the water. He probably has his windows open. I'm actually really concerned.
He opened the door to the bathroom and saw haruka sitting there in the tub. "wow i knew you d be here" he said. haruka blew bubbles in the water. haruka eventually got out and sat with makoto and ate popsicles. Makoto really likeed popsicles sometimes he pretended the popsicles was Harukas dick. The dick euphamism is usually lost when he sees Haruka bite the popsicle and he is like Well I don't want that. He sighed and said "Please marry me Haruka" and haruka didnt hear so he said "what" and makoto got embarrassed and said "Nothing I'm just being really homo ha,,,, I love you" Haruka was like "Yeah i Love you too makoto" and Makoto was like DUUUUUDEE? DUUUUUDDDDEEEE! He was internally screaming "Oh my golly gosh do you really mean that does that mean we can go on dates and things" and Harukas like "yeah we can get married and stuff" and Makoto was like OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE IT IS THERE IT IS OH MY GOLLY GOODNESS JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH and he hugged the shit outta haruka and haruka was like TOUCHDOWN
Rin was watching from a bush and he was upset because he wanted harukas dick. "im so jealous god dammit i wanna frick u haruka" and he started crying
Nitori was watching Rin from a bush "fuck me matsuoka-senpai"