I CAN EXPLAIN I SWEAR! I was bored and didn't feel like writing anything productive, so I decided to torture as many of the unfortunate residents of my mind as possible! *insane laughter*
You know something's bad if Chuck Norris is scared.
"FINN! WATCH OUT!" Harry Potter yelled to the hero. "THERE'S A CREEPER BEHIND YOU!"
"On it!" yelled the Blu Sniper as he shot the creeper dead.
"Wait!" Percy shouted, "Do you guys hear that music?!"
"Mother of god… It can't be…" said Pewdiepie.
"NYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANN YANNYANNYAN"
"Take cover!" Mario shouted.
The flying poptart cat came firing rainbow lasers everywhere.
"What the firetruck is happening?!" exclaimed Ian.
"It's worse than I thought!" said the Doctor. "The author has gone mad with power!"
"Great Scott!" yelled Dr. Brown before he passed out.
"YES! DO MY BIDDING! BE AMUSING!" I yelled at all my little toys. "TEH PEOPLES WANTZ TEH STOREHS!"
Then a roflcopter appeared and started shooting mislols.
"Hey! Hey Aladin!" Orange yelled to Aladin.
"What?" he answered.
"Lions and tigers and bears!"
A bunch of lions and tigers and bears attacked Aladin. Oh my.
*VWOMP VWOMP*
The TARDIS appeared.
"Screw this!" yelled the Doctor. "I'm out of here!"
"NO! YOU WON'T ESCAPE!" *writes something into the story*
"I'm sorry, Doctor," GLaDOS said, "but I'm afraid I have to disable your machine."
A laser cannon came out of the ground and shot the TARDIS to bits.
"No! But that can't happen!" the Doctor yelled. "The TARDIS can't be destroyed!"
"OH, DOCTOR, THIS IS FANFICTION! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!"
"Guys, I think we've met with a terrible fate," admitted Ben.
"Ben, we get it," said Yamimash, "That's your phrase. You can stop."
Then someone fird teh lazor and destroyed one of Sethbling's creations.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Sethbling, "MY REDSTONE!"
"Seth, it's okay!" said Hypixel, "I'll help you make it again!"
"ONLY IF I SAY YOU CAN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Rachel! Stop! Can't you see this is wrong?!" Jeff the Killer yelled to me.
"NO, JEFF, NOT EVEN MY FANGIRLISM WILL STOP ME!"
"Well… I guess we're all doomed…" Morgan Freeman sighed. "Do you want me to narrate our deaths so we feel better?"
"NO!" yelled Link, "We're not going down without a fight!"
"….!" Chell suggested.
"Chell's right!" said Slender Man, "We should turn her own story against her!"
"But Slendy!" said Spongebob, "The author SEES ALL!"
"Well then," said Katniss, "Let's show her what she doesn't want to see!"
(insert several JeffxLui, GLaDOSxChell, PewdiepiexCry, and SkyxDeadlox fanfics)
"OH GOD! MY EYES! THEY BURN!" I yelled as I released my grip on them. "FINE! DO WHAT YOU WANT JUST STOP!"
"We did it!" exclaimed Sonic.
Then a giant space goat came and devoured everything.
If only they had found out the ultimate question.
"How many lines will the actual story take up?"
42.
OhmygodwhathaveIdone?! I'm crying! XD Yes, it actually is 42. Count the lines before the space goat. Why did I write this? I really don't know. HOW THE ACTUAL FIRETRUCK DO I CLASSIFY THIS THING?!