Kaida-chan owns nothing... T-T *shakes fist at the cow author* XD jk
The Aftermath
#7
*groan* "What happened?" Roy muttered as he woke up.
"I shot you" an emotionless voice stated. It seemed to be coming from Riza's desk.
Of course when the voice said "I shot you", he immediately went on damage control check. Thankfully there were no extra holes in him. "What time is it?"
"Half past 12"
"Great just in time for lunch"
"Midnight. Sir, you've been knocked out since 9:00 this morning. I had to do your paperwork…"
"Oh…"
"Yeah."
"Ne, Riza, I actually thought you shot me there. My whole life passed by my eyes, half of it was scary, the other half was really pleas-"
"I don't want to hear it" Riza said coldly.
"Riza you sound mad… Why?"
"I'm not mad sir"
"Then why is your tone so cold and clipped?"
"I'm tired and I want to go home and feed Hayate."
"Well that may be one reason, but I've known you for a looong time. I know when you're pissed at me. What did I do?
"You really wanna know?
"Yes
"Fine. You're an egotistical moron who flirts left and right, not caring AT ALL for the broken hearts you leave! Would you like me to continue?"
Every insult to him was a new sword being stabbed in. He simply nodded; she seemed to have a lot of pent up anger, especially since she practically DRAGGED him to the shooting range where after every shot (hit its mark) she yelled an insult.
"You're a LAZY!" BANG! "INCOMPETENT!" BANG! " JERK!" BANG! "Who doesn't do his PAPERWORK!" BANG! "You're USELESS!" BANG! "In the freaking RAIN!" BANG!
"Chui. Stop. I get it." He said; he'd had enough. This was just torture. It wasn't like hell, he was ready to die, Riza could shoot him 20x over and he wouldn't be able to feel it.
"And you know what else? I can't stand the fact that I actually fell in LOVE with you and am STILL in love with YOU!"
Roy was shocked. She was on a rampage sure, but to lose control of her thoughts? And not realize it? "Well this is a new one… Not that I entirely mind…" He thought as he raised his eyebrow. He stepped closer as she fired her clip into the newest target. When she put her gun down to reload, that's when he pounced…
"Riza I love you too…" He said truthfully.
Her gun clattered to the ground closely followed by the unloaded clip.
~Owari~ well for this chapter 9 more to go!
Hmm... that wasn't entirely humorous... Grr... School's sapped the humor out of me! NOOOO! *dies* jk~ *winks* theres my humor! XD anyway sorry for not posting this a couple months ago ^^' school kinda... blew up with projects and homework so to speak... ^^' overload basically. and then other stuff happened. and emotional issues. and denial problems. and. yea... aaanyway, i'm kinda still writing the next chapter ^^' i'm trying really hard to finish this so i can update more regularly. but... sigh.. BTW look up this song (waay off topic and wrong anime... XD) Jyugoya Kuraishisu (Kimi ni Atai) i'm obsessed with this song (not just cuz its DC) its pretty, but the shortened version, yea i kinda just die every time i hear it XD *shinichi kudo fan* so ja ne! review with opinions and ways to help! thanks!