Disclaimer: I think it will prove to be very obvious that I am not the original creator of these characters (they actually belong to JK Rowling, but I think you will know that too).

Oh yes. It was a disgustingly vile day for Harry. He had just broken up with Ginny, and he knew how much he lied to her! He knew the truth. He loved... Hermione.

Oh yes, ladies and gentlemen! They were more than just friends! Oh yes!

So one day, he decided to confront his bosom friend Ronald about it.

"Oh, Ronald," asked Harry, "Will you ever so please break up with Hermione? I love her ever so!"

Ron got very hostile and this and punched Harry in the toe.

"Ouch!" Harry shouted, "Why did you do that!"

"YOU WANT TO STEAL HERMIONE FROM ME!" shouted Ron, face going redder than his hair.

Then Hermione entered the room.

"Oh Won-won! My poopsie-poo! I love you ever so much!" she said to Ron, jumping on him.

"Hermione," said Harry weakly, "I love you,"

Hermione gasped. "WHAT? But you loved Ginny! You never loved me!"

"Oh yes I do!" Harry replied.

"I've never realised it until now- I love you too!" she told him. She jumped off of the sobbing Ron and onto Harry, who was smiling.

"Look at my scar! Isn't it handsome?" He asked her boldly.

"Oh yes!" Hermione replied, "It's so handsome!"

Later that day, when Hermione and Harry were smooching inside Rons room (they were at the Burrow, getting ready to go kick some horcrux-buns), Ron was oustide wandering around. It wasn't before long he was miles and miles away! This is how depressed he was! He had been betrayed by his two best friends! How could they do this to him?

Ron sat at the edge of a pond, thinking deeply.

"Troubles, Weasley?" came a voice from behind him.

Ron startled, and turned around to the even more startling Voldemort standing right before him.

"Yes," replied Ron spitefully, "My best friends have hurt my feelings!"

"Oh no!" Voldemort gasped, "Why don't you join me? Then you shall get your revenge!"

Ron thought for a moment. "I don't know. You're evil and stuff!"

"JOIN THE DARK SIDE, RONALD! It will benefit you more than you shall ever know!"

Harry and Hermione were laughing their brains out in the kitchen.

"Oh Harry, he fell for it!" laughed Hermione. "He is so funny, but the poor dear, it might take a while to get through to him that it was only a joke!"

"Yes," replied Harry, snickering.

"I hope he doesn't truly think that you and I are one! We're simply friends!"

"Yes!" agreed Harry.

All of a sudden Ronald apparated into the kitchen with them, but he was not alone. He was accompanied by VOLDEMORT! (Oh no, not HIM!)

"Aha ha ha!" Ronald shouted spitefully. "YOU BETRAYER OF A THING!" and he stabbed Harry with his wand.

"Nooo!" Harry cried, and he stumbled to the ground, wheezing.

"And you!" snickered Voldemort. He did the Avada Kedavra thing on Hermione.

"NOOOOOOO!" Ron shouted. "You PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T HURT HER!" He jumped on Voldemort and killed him too.

He felt very depressed.

"It was only a joooooke!" wheezed Harry, doubling over, nearly dead.

"What?" Ron was dumbfounded.

"I never loved Hermione, and she still loved you!" Harry fell to the ground. "...April...fools..." he gasped, and then he was gone.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ron fell to his knees. "I am a POOHEAD! BYE BYE BABY BALLOON!" He shouted to himself. And then he killed himself.

The End