Pick-Up Lines for Muggles
Some of these were found online while others were made up by myself and friends. I claim no rights to these.
WARNING: Some of these are extremely stupid and might offend those with a high level of intellect.
1. I want to put my basilisk into your Chamber of Secrets.
2. I want you to whomp my willow.
3. If you polish my broomstick I might let you catch the snitch.
4. That's a mighty fine bed you've got there. Mind if I slither in(Slytherin)?
5. I want to Dobby your sock.
6. Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
7. I want to ride your hippogriff.
8. You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus.
9. You look like you'd make a good Quidditch player…Want to ride my broomstick?
10. Why don't I make like Salazar and Slytherin inside of you?
11. I may not be Luna, but I sure do Lovegood! (Courtesy of The-Random-Stick-Person)