Haru woke up feeling slightly off. He didn't feel sick, but he definitely felt different. Yet he couldn't figure out exactly what was so different. Maybe it was just the fact that he was staying at Shigure's house… Yeah, that had to be it. Yesterday he had been invited to dinner with Tohru and the others. After the meal he had left to go back home at the Sohma house, but after two hours of wandering he somehow managed to wind up back on Shigure's front porch. So he spent the night on the living room couch. That was why he felt odd; he just wasn't used to sleeping on couches.

He yawned and rolled off the couch, and then crashed to the floor. He blinked and stared at the ceiling for a few moments before getting up and ambling to the kitchen, where Kyo and Yuki were already fighting.

Haru paused to look at the two boys for a moment, then decided their bickering was of no interested and plodded over to the fridge.

He did a double-take.

Had Kyo always been so… sexy? Haru was sure there was definitely something appealing about the cat today. His hair seemed shinier than usual as it efll slightly into his gorgeous eyes. Haru examined the square of Kyo's jaw, his cute, slightly upturned nose, his full lips, the flush of his face as she shouted with that purring voice of his, those strong, broad shoulders, his toned arms and well-defined chest that Haru could see from his halfway-buttoned shirt…

"What are you looking at?"

"Say what?"

Kyo glared at the younger boy. "You were staring at me!"

"Eh, was I?" asked Haru, slightly dazed. There was something he definitely liked about the way Kyo stared at him so intensely. Haru cocked his head to the side and wondered what it would be like to run one hand through that orange hair while slowly caressing the rest of the cat's body, watching his eyes soften, then finally close as he moaned in pleasure as Haru stroked—

"Stop it!"

"What?"

"Stop acting so weird!" Kyo shouted. "Why won't you stop staring at me?"

"Because you're hot," Haru stated matter-of-factly.

Yuki's jaw dropped, and Kyo screeched "WHAT THE HELL?!?"

"And you have a nice ass," Haru added.

SLAP!

Haru blinked and rubbed the spot where Kyo had just smacked him. And suddenly, an evil grin spread across his face.

"You have no idea what that just did to me, kitten," Haru said seductively.

Kyo stepped back in horror and Yuki muttered, "I think you just turned him Black."

"No, he just turned me on," Haru corrected.

Kyo shrieked and sprinted out of the kitchen, leaving behind a confused Yuki and a very disturbing Haru.

"That's it," Yuki sighed. "I'm calling Hatori."