So here's a new fanfiction. Kim has been pestering me, so I started writing this.

A quiet day at the Xiaolin Temple, a rare thing when you spend most of your time saving the world, but not a nonexistent thing, as the monks slowly learned. Putting a hand over her eyes to block the sun, Alex stepped out into the courtyard. A butterfly flew up to her, landing on her cheek. She glared at it and blew at it. Being a persistent bugger, the butterfly sat there unphased. Alex gritted her teeth and raised her hand to punch the butterfly when she was interrupted.

"Alex, you aren't really thinking your plan out, are you?" Kimiko asked, stopping the other teen mid punch. Alex turned and looked at Kimiko, butterfly still on her cheek, and blinked. She picked up the butterfly with its wings and flung it into the air. The butterfly flipped mid-air before flying away.

"There, happy?" Alex said before turning and walking away. Kimiko shook her head and walked away too.

Jack kicked the door to his house open, his arms filled with robot parts. When he walked into the living room, he heard someone let out a loud, "ahem." He recognized the voice right away, and dropped all the robot parts, which landed on his foot.

"Smooth." said his cousin, Zach, watching the boy genius as he hopped around on one foot screaming like a girl. Footsteps were heard coming downstairs in response

"I hear girly screaming, that must mean Jack is home." Kim said, hopping over the back of the couch and sitting next to Zach. Jack let out a small chain of curses before turning to the two teenagers on his couch.

"What the hell are you two doing here?," Jack began, "I kicked you guys out last time, and I had no plans of you returning."

"Can't we pay you a surprise visit even though you made it clear you had no desire to see us, cousin?" Zach replied rhetorically.

"A.K.A.," Kim started, "We wanted to watch you have a hissy fit, so, here we are."

"Well, I want you out. That's right you heard me, get… GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Jack screamed as he opened the door and pointed for them two leave. With shocked expressions, the pair got up and walked out. The door was slammed shut behind them, and they turned to each other, not saying anything.

Kat and Ana were training as usual. Omi watched the twins battle, swinging their swords with both grace and skill.

"To think girls could fight so well. It's almost like I've been fed lies by my ancestors, although, I doubt that." Omi thought out loud. His comment caught the attention of both girls, who lowered their swords and turned to glare at the small child. Omi, who realized what he had said, backed away slowly, but soon turned and ran screaming as the twins chased him, swords ready to attack.

"Kat, Ana, no murdering a character from the actually series." Adam shouted to them, clearly not caring that he had just punched the fourth wall in the face.

Zach and Kim were still standing in Jack's front lawn. They stared at each other, trying to think of where to go.

"I have an idea," Kim said, pulling out a small GPS, "We can use this to tract the chip I put in that Gundam manga I gave to Adam."

"So we're going on a stalking mission?" Zach tried to clarify.

"YUP." Kim replied cheerfully.

Dojo was watering the garden. After all, spring was coming, and he wanted to get a head start. He pulled a weed out of the ground and dusted off his hands. He was just about to call it a day when he noticed a beetle crawling on a leaf. He took a can of bug spray and went to spray it.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Adam screamed as he dived in and took the can.

"What are you doing?, I have to kill this vile beast." Dojo said angrily.
"I'm keeping you from hurting Paul McCartney. I've been looking everywhere for him." Adam told him as he picked up the brown insect.

"C'mon Paul; John, George and Ringo have been worried sick about you." Adam said as he walked away, cradling the bug in his palm. Dojo shook his head with a disappointed sigh as he watched the teen walk away.

Keith was walking through one of the temple's many hallways when he ran into Raimundo. And when I say ran into, I mean it literally. The two boys slammed into each other and fell onto the floor. Keith let out a grunt as he landed on his butt. He rubbed his head and looked to see the culprit. What he saw was Raimundo, sprawled out on the floor, lying on his back. He looked at the other boy and sighed. He got up and walked over to the Brazilian, who looked up at the green haired teen.

"Dude, I never noticed how neon your hair is." Raimundo said, his tone indicating that he was slightly disoriented.

"Uhm… Thank you?" Keith said in a confused before offering the other boy a hand. He pulled Raimundo to his feet. He turned away from the teen and walked away, not wanting to hear anymore random comments. Raimundo, forgetting what he had been doing, turned and walked away.

Chase was sitting in one of his many throne rooms, petting the head of one of his many jungle cat minions. It was simple enough for anyone to see that he was bored. He hadn't attempted to torture the Xiaolin Warriors at all, and as much as he wanted to, he couldn't think of a decent plan.

"I have an idea, Chase." Wuya came into the room. He didn't reply to her at first.

"Oh yoo hoo, Chaaaase. Hellloooo~. Chaaaasey. I know what you can do." Wuya persisted.

"And what might that be?" Chase said with a frustrated and defeated sigh.

"Well, you want to cause as much mayhem and destruction at the temple, right?"

"Yes." Chase humoured her.

"Well," She began, "What if we get a big elephant, and have it step on some stuff? Brilliant, right?"

"No… actually it's idiotic. Please go to your room and think about what you've done to bring shame to yourself." Chase said flatly.

Wuya pouted, kicking Chase in the shin before storming off.

Zach and Kim were still following the GPS. They were in the process of climbing up a hill, and Kim decided it would be a lovely time for a piggyback ride.

"Kim… You know… this hill… is awfully… steep, right?" Zach said between breaths.

"Yeah, why do you think I don't wanna climb up it." Kim said, giggling.

Zach let out a sigh, partly from frustration and partly from fatigue.

"Now go faster, I'm bored." Kim ordered, kicking him in the side to make him walk faster.

Brian and Clay were sitting in the kitchen. Brian sort of looked up to Clay, like the big brother he never had… except for, you know, Adam. But he thought Clay was cooler. He had a cowboy hat, and a funny accent.

"So, little partner, what's on your mind?" Clay asked.

"Food, I'm hungry, what do we have?" Brian said to the teen.

"Well," Clay opened the cabinets and refrigerator, "We have this."

"Awesome." Brian replied.

They were just about to start eating when they were interrupted by Jenn. The two boys turned to see the purple haired female standing in the doorway, looking at them, her face indicating disappointment.

"You guys know that other people live here, right?" Jenn said sternly. Brian was about to say something, but Jenn cut him off.

"It was a rhetorical question, and don't give me any of your smartass comments." Jenn told him.

"I don't get it, you're normally so nice." Clay was awestruck.

"That's my sister," Keith said, entering the kitchen, "Normally nice like a summer day, but piss her off and even I wouldn't take her on."

"Now put the food away and get OUT of my kitchen." Jenn shouted. The cowboy and his partner in crime put the food away and left before she hurt them. Keith laughed, grabbed an apple from the fridge and left too.

Wuya sat on one of the many staircases in Chase's lair, still pissed.

"Can't believe he didn't like my idea. What am I supposed to do with that giant elephant I bought from an Indian lady now?" She shouted to no one.

"I suppose I could feed it to the tigers, they like elephant, right?," She thought for a minute, "Or, I could act on my genius idea."

She let out an evil laugh and teleported with a puff of smoke and a flash of green flame.

Kat and Ana had finally cornered Omi against the face of a cliff. They glared at him. Kat swung her sword first, but Omi countered with a burst of water from his palm. Ana swung next, but Omi used his other hand to block her as well. Omi was able to match their speed, and managed to counter every sword move with a burst of water, a kick or both. Omi was panting, but Kat and Ana were completely unscathed. They laughed in synch, and swung simultaneously at Omi. He jumped up over the swords and landed on the cliff above. Kat and Ana looked up at Omi, who grinned at his victorious moves. Kat and Ana looked at each other and then back to Omi, and Ana snapped her fingers. Vines burst from the ground and held Omi in the air by his arms and legs. He let out a small chirp of surprise and fear. Kat grinned, her pointed teeth gleaming deviously. She snapped her finger and the snow at the peak of the mountain began to fall. Omi looked up, his eyes wide.

"You know what you have to say." Kat taunted.

"I AM MOST SORRY I INSULTED YOU, YOU ARE BOTH SUPERIOR TO ME IN EVERY WAY, SHAPE AND FORM. PLEASE DO NOT CRUSH ME." Omi pleaded.

Kat grinned and Ana dismissed the vines. Omi jumped down from the cliff top and ran. Kat and Ana burst into laughter as he disappeared from sight.

Zach and Kim had finally reached the gates to a rather impressive looking temple. Kim rang the doorbell and Adam answered.

"Finally, the pizza I ord… Kim?"

"Adam?" Kim replied.

"You're not my pizza, are you?" Adam said unhappily.

"No." Kim told him.

"Here, hold these." He said, handing a few Zodiac Wu to Zach and Kim. He pulled out a cell phone and dialed a number. As he began yelling at the man on the other end in Spanish, Master Fung walked over.

Master Fung did not have to explain what he was going to say next, because anyone who read my last fanfic knows that in order to use, or even hold a Zodiac Wu; you must be a Xiaolin Dragon.

"Yes, excuse me as I break the fourth wall, but as the author just typed, you must be Xiaolin dragons. In fact, I have been expecting you." Master Fung told them.

"You have?" Zach and Kim said in unison.

"Yes, indeed I was aware of your arrival, that is why I came out her, to personally welcome you, Kim, the dragon of Metal, and you Zach, the dragon of Sound."

"Heh, together, you guys are metal sound, that's a Pokémon mo… No, Yo quiero MUCHO queso en mi pizza. No, muy rapido, yo no voy a pagar porque tu eres horrible. Espero que tu traigas mi pizza muy pronto." Adam screamed at the man before hanging up.

"I don't know what's worse, the fact that they have pizza restaurants in China, the fact that Spanish people work there, or the fact that Adam can scream at them in Spanish." Kim said matter of factly.

"So, you guys are dragons, huh? Cool," Adam said to them, "…So, uh, how did you find me here?"

"About that… I'll tell you later." Kim said nervously.

The 11 monks, Dojo and Master Fung were gathered in the courtyard. Zach and Kim came out in their Xiaolin robes, black sashes and everything.

"Zach? AND KIM? Oh boy." Brian said shaking his head slowly.

"Yes, the two final dragons have joined us." Master Fung announced.

"I thought you said in The Zodiac Wu that there were only 11." Adam said, punching the fourth wall in the face for a second time.

"Well apparently I was wrong. I AM human, I CAN make mistakes." Master Fung said angstily. Just as he was about to dismiss everyone, the doorbell rang. Adam got up and went to the gate. He opened it and took the pizza from the man outside.

"Señor, yo necesito dinero." The man said, holding out an open hand.

"No, now GET OUT OF MI CASA!" Adam screamed, slamming the gate in his face.

Yup, the first chapter of a new fanfic. HAD to add my OCs, and my friends wanted me to add them two.

Why the hell not, i mean i've already added seven people.

I kinda hinted at part of the next chapter (/coughcoughelephantscoughcough)

Also a heads up, I plan on writing a Xiaolin Showdown fic with just the characters from the actual show, no OCs, but I don't know when i'll start, so...

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