'Thought.'
"Speech."
"*Sound effects/noises*"
"(Japanese)"
"Text Messages/Written."
Most people use this time to say a quote but I'll tell you a story… You don't want to hear a story to bad I'm gonna tell you one anyway.
Unknown Facility
(Ten A.M)
(First Person Pov)
"*yawn* man, I had a strange dream la-" I let out as I felt my body woke up and I saw where I was. "...Dream, Gotta be a dream."
"I assure you that this is not a Dream." A voice said from a speaker.
"...Are you going to ask me to do something and end it with would you kindly? Or are you going to ask what the numbers mean?" I joked, While looking at the speaker, the joke keeping me calm.
"You are here for a special task one of the utmost importance to the United States and Canada." Hudson told me.
"...Is it to kill Trudeau?" I asked jokingly with a smile.
"No, Your quirk gives you access to machines and computers that makes a valuable asset so you will infiltrate the UA school in Japan and find out information on them." Hudson told me.
"...uh huh… who said I would?" I questioned the Hudson in training.
"Your friends life does." The Hudson told me.
"...Let me guess, You took me and my friends, And are telling us similar things… Right?" I asked.
"No only you."
"...I have a bad taste in my mouth." I commented. "Now, That could be the drugs you used to get me here, Or, There is something you aren't telling me."
"Your gonna be working with a Hero or Vigilante." The Hudson told me. "Heard he was a favorite of your friend Dustin."
"...Alright, And who is this Favorite?" I asked the Hudson.
"Cobalt Spider." The Hudson told me as I heard the door unlock. "You will be escorted to the mess hall."
"Awwwww, And I wanted to find out what the numbers meant." I commented with a cocky smile as I stood up straight.
"You will be briefed after the Cobalt Spider has arrived." The Door opened revealing two men in suits as they walked in.
"Sir please come with us." The first agent said.
"Alright alright, I'm sure you both know already keep robots away from me right?" I questioned them both.
"Sir follow us." the second agent said.
"Alright, Fine, No interesting conversations." I said out loud before I walked up to them both. "Lead the way oh great masias."
Following them we walked out into a hallway and took a right, following along the way I saw a sign saying Mess.
"Is that a mess hall?" I asked looking at the sign.
"No that's a sign showing the direction to the mess." The second agent told me opening a door and gesturing for me to move through.
"...So a mess in a hall, So, In short, A mess hall." I replied, as I walked through inside I saw a couple tables and chairs. "...Totally not ominous." I commented before I sat down in one of the chairs.
"Would you like anything to eat, we are allowed to provide you with anything we have in stock." The First agent told me.
"...Got some Fried chicken and Fries?" I asked.
"No but we have soda and plenty of vending machine food." The Second told me gesturing to the machines.
"*Sigh* Alright, Get me some cola and a couple bags of doritos." I told them before crossing my legs.
The agent got me some food and we waited for what seems like twenty minutes before the door is kicked off its hinges destroying the table in front of me. "...Glad my coke was safe." I said holding the can turning to the door I saw a man or teenager it was hard to tell in a blue and black suit with a mask on.
"...So spiderman… alright spidey." I said before I finished my coke only to find it stuck to my mouth.
"It's Cobalt Spider you kid." Cobalt Spider said walking over. "I can see you were clearly not being held here, or at least from what I can see you are not."
"Well, It was either I go willingly, Or I showed up in handcuffs since using robots to secure me would've been a bad idea." I commented after ripping the can away from my mouth. "And... ow."
"Also before you ask yes my ancestor is Spiderman." He said shooting a web and pulling a chair over and sitting down.
"Ahh, That makes Venom your uncle." I joked. "Which makes you, Anti spiderman." I insulted.
"And you look like the blandest character imaginable, So you two wheres boss man so I can kick his ass for snatchin another kid for his damned mission." Cobalt Spider said picking up a piece of rubble.
"U-um… what?" The second one asked.
"Ahhh, I see what's happening here, Hey, Both of you, Was the fake spiderman here before?" I asked looking at the two Agents and they both nodded.
"I'm not spiderman I am the Cobalt Spider." He said looking around before a door at the otherside opened and more men in suit walked in.
"...How about you keep your mou-" I felt something sticky seal my mouth shut.
"Hmm were you saying something?" Spidey asked and I could almost see the smile through his mask.
I moved my hands to my mouth and tried to get the webbing off. 'Fucking fake spider man rip off… DEADPOOL IS ALREADY A RIP OFF!'
"Cobalt stop I need him intact." A man said walking out from the men in suits.
"Ah captain fuck face… We meet again." Spidey said doing a gravelly voice.
"Oh, Nice fake voice there, What are you? Batman?" I asked after I finally got the webbing off.
"Cobalt you can remove your mask…" The man said as he walked over grabbing a chair and moving over to us.
"Nah I'm good, I don't want brittle boy over here wanting to know my face." Cobalt Spidey said as he played with the piece of rubble.
"Ooooo, How flashy you are, Tell me, How is it being a villian?" I asked with a smile.
"A villian? Does a villian save people where cops and heroes just sit around waiting it out?" Cobalt asked spinning the rubble.
"Coming from the one that makes The Spiderman roll in his grave." I retorted.
"Yes and I'm sure control Freak is proud of you." Cobalt Spidey told me.
"I think I'm more of a, Let's call hacker kinda guy with how my quirk works, Yours, is a blatant rip off." I told him.
"The fuck was I supposed to do grow two more sets of arms and call myself man-spider?" Cobalt Spidey spun the rubble with his web.
"See, That is the clone of him and deadpool, called Itsy Bitsy." I informed him.
"Are you two done?" The man asked.
"Yeah, For the most part." I told him.
"For that we can agree on." Spidey told him
(Cobalt Spider's Pov)
"Now we can get on with this?" I asked crossing my legs.
"Ah yes we would like t-"
"No I am not joining your mission, I have told you this thirty times I am not helping the CIA." I told him.
"...Alright, Great, i'm alone, Perfect, I can spank the monkey properly." the idiot commented.
'God damnit Kyler… why did you agree.' I thought placing my head in my hands. "I'm taking this child with me and sending him on his way."
"Awwwww, Big mommy spider is looking after her young." Kyler insulted me.
"Most female spiders die before their children are born." I told him as the man shook his head.
"...What kind of spider freak are you?" Kyler asked me.
"I have a lot of free time." I said shrugging.
"No you will not be taking him, he has already agreed to help plus I suggest you go along as I wouldn't want to hurt his best friend." The man said as a Suit handed him a folder. "Dustin Ferrell age Fifteen, Caucasian, A Mother and Father, two Dogs, a goldfish and a strong love of video games… need I go on?"
"Damn do you need to back off pour kid needs a fucking restraining order." I said as my eyes widened. 'How many fucking bugs and surveillance teams do they have on me.'
"...No, No you don't have to, Just tell me, What you need me to do, so I can go back home up north." Kyler told the man, hiding his fear.
"Well we cannot do anything unless we get someone else to go along with this." The man said looking at me.
"Why do you need bug kid?" Kyler asked them.
"From what we can judge there are small amounts of villains cropping up, but a certain amount of them are dangerous and could possess a threat so we seek protection for you, and the terms to send you were that we send someone with you." The Man explained closing the folder. "So Cobalt Spider are you going to go along or are you going to go back to your vigilante life."
"Fine I'll do it, but only because your threatening a kids life." I said glaring under my mask. "So whats next?"
"Well you both have one year to learn to speak Japanese." The Man said standing up. "And you two will be living here for now."
"...at this facility?" Kyler asked.
"Yes it's quite state of the art and has many facilities that well help train both of you." The Man said handing off the folder and beginning to walk off.
'A year to learn Japanese… Okay I'll admit it I'm not smart but I know it's impossible to learn japanese in a fucking year.' I thought standing up and stretching. "Well kid… we are fucked."
"It's a matter, of learning a language… Welp, better catch up on anime." Kyler said while standing up.
One year Seven Days later.
(Kyler's Pov)
"So hear anything from your friend?" Cobalt Spidey asked as I practiced on the punching bag.
"No, not much." I told him after finishing.
Tossing me a bottle of water Spidey stepped up to the bag. "Well I'm sure he's fine, just get ready cause today is the day that we head to japan."
"...Didn't the suit tell us one year?" I asked spidey, realizing it was over a year.
"I asked why we haven't gone yet… He need to secure housing and Funds, I also had certain requirements." Spidey said before going ham on the bag.
"What? Like hang like a bat?" I asked.
"(No a pool and a nice amount of spending cash each month.)" Spidey told me in Japanese.
"(Why speak in slit eyes?)" I replied in Japanese
"Because The man cannot understand it." Spidey told me stopping gesturing for me to toss him the bottle of water.
I proceeded to toss him a bottle. "(Well, Might as well get practice right?)" I asked in in Japanese as he lifted his mask slightly and took a sip.
"Ah (Well which do you want to train first close quarters or quirk usage?)" He asked crushing the bottle. "(Also your Robot is in japan already.)"
"(Personally, I'm more of a hang back kinda guy, Don't like getting too physical myself.)" I replied while looking at him.
"(You need to learn how to fight, what if your in a scenario that you have no use for your quirk.)" Spidey told me as he grabbed a pair of gloves and focus mitts.
"(I don't need a fighting style spidey.)" I told him. "(I don't need assistance.)"
"(Humor me.)" He said tossing me the gloves and putting on the focus mitts.
"(Why are you doing this? Just last month you were treating me like nothing more than a liability.)" I questioned, Putting the gloves on.
"(Better to mold a liability into something useful then let it sit around.)" He said holding up his gloved hands. "(Now come on hard as you can.)"
"(If you insist bug.)" I said before I took a basic fighting stance and punched the hands as hard as I could.
"(Harder.)"
I punched again, putting everything I had into it. '...Maybe I do spend too much time reading on robots.'
"Harder!"
"ARGH!" I yelled as I punched one more time, putting everything I could into it causing a loud smack noise.
"Damn there you go." Spidey said shaking his glove covered hand. "You got some real strength, and this is me saying this."
"Not saying (Much)" I said in english then to japanese.
"You (Need) To (Brush) up (on your) Japanese to (English)." Spidey said switching quickly while taking off the gloves. "Now would you like to get something to eat or was watching me workout while you lightly punched the bag doing something for you?"
"(Neat remark.)" I replied before I began walking towards the exit while taking off the gloves and tossing them.
The door opened before we got to the door revealing The Man. "I'm sorry you two are going to have to wait on your meals your flight has arrived."
"...(BULLSHIT!)" I yelled in japanese.
"Alright I'll pack my shit (You condescending cock sleeve.)" Spidey said walking past him.
"What did he say?" The Man asked walking beside me.
"Something about (Dicks.)" I told him.
"I don't understand you." He said pulling out a cigarette. "Now you will be arriving at the airport which then you will be driven to Musutafu and you will immediately apply to UA."
"Alright, And if we don't pass?" I asked The Man.
"Your friend dies, and you won't have to worry we have given UA… incentive to let you two in." The Man told me lighting the cigarette.
"You bribed them?" I asked The Man.
"Incentive doesn't always mean bribes." The Man said taking a drag.
"No, But it's expected (From Americans.)" I told him as we got to my room. "Or the chinese."
"Get your stuff and be at the plane in twenty." The Man said before walking away with his cigarette glowing brightly.
"...Why do I get bond villain vibes from him?" I asked myself, Before I walked to my room, And began packing.
Musutafu, Japan
(Spidey's Pov)
"You ready?" I asked opening my phone and playing angry birds.
"Yeah… wait, is that a pig I hear?" Kyler asked me.
"It's my game." I said launching a bird.
"...Uh huh… Alright well, Are you ready?" Kyler asked me. 'Did he seriously ask if I was ready?'
"Been ready, Heard their using robots so I'm gonna score big, plus since we already did the practical… which the thankfully had a english version of, I think I'm good." I said stretching slightly. "What about you?"
"(My quirk is meant for robots.)" Kyler replied.
"(Doesn't mean your going to be able to out pace the others taking the test.)" I said launching ma bomb bird. 'You didn't train your physical skills at all during our time Kyler… you can't hope to outrun anybody who actually trained for this.'
"(Then let's plan.)" Kyler told me.
"(how we don't know what type of robots are gonna show up or how this shit goes down all I know is that their are other participants at the same time.)" I asked shutting my phone off.
"(Simple, strategy.)" Kyler said, Not saying another word.
"We are here." The Driver said stopping. "Out."
"Got ya." I said opening and stepping out. "I throw you."
"Make that plan B." Kyler told me as he stepped out.
Five minutes later.
"(Whats up UA candidates thanks for tunin' in to me, your school DJ.)" A man with weird hair and speaker collar said. "(C'mon. And lemme hear ya!)"
"I haven't seen this much silence since I stopped a bus." I whispered to kyler.
"Shut up." Kyler told me outloud.
"(Keeping it mellow, huh? That's fine, I'll skip straight to the main show.)" Weird guy said nodding. "(Let's talk about how this practical exam is gonna go down, Okay?)"
"(Like your application said, today you rockin' boys and girls will be out there conducting ten-minute mock battles in super-hip urban settings.)" I rolled my eyes but smiled. 'My perfect setting.'
"(After I drop the mic here, you'll head to your specified battle center, sound good?)" I looked at my card and Kyler's.
"Good we have the same area." I whispered before setting mine down. 'Don't be a dick.'
"Yeah, Just means we will see the other's ugly mug." Kyler replied.
"(Okay, okay, let's check out your targets. There are three types of Faux Villains in every battle center, You'll earn points based on their level of difficulty, so better choose wisely.)" I tuned out the rest for a little while while looking at the paper. 'Hmm the is four on here not three.'
"(EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT I HAVE QUESTION!)" I heard someone yell.
"(Hit Me!)" Looking I saw a teenager with blue hair and glasses standing with his paper.
"( On the Print out you've listed four types of villains. Not Three. With all respect, if this is an error on official UA materials, it is shameful… We are exemplary students.)" The Teen said pressing his fist to his chest. "(We expect the best from Japan's most notable school, A mistake such as this won't do.)"
"(Additionally You with the unkept hair you've been muttering this entire time. Stop that, if you can't bother to take this seriously, leave. You're distraction the rest of us.)" The Teen said as I stood up.
"(Hey don't speak to him like that, what if he is thinking up strategies for the test? Frankly your being worst.)" I told him before sitting back down. 'Dude looks like he has a Kyler shaped stick up his ass.'
"(Alright examinee number 7-1-1-1-1, Thanks for calling in with your request, the fourth villain type is worth zero points… That guy's just an obstacle we'll be throwing in your way.)" He said pointing to the massive screen where the zero pointer appeared as a shadow. "(There's one in every battle center, Think of it as a hurdle you should try to avoid. It's not that it can't be beaten, but there's… Kinda no point.)"
'Interesting introduce a no pointer to fuck with the exam and you see who will be the ones to run away instantly.' I thought tuning out the rest of the speech.
"...Something isn't sitting right." I heard kyler tell himself.
"Alright to the battle center we go." I said standing up and grabbing my card.
"So, What are you expecting to see?" Kyler asked as he grabbed his.
"Something huge." I stated as we started walking towards the door.
"...How huge?" Kyler asked.
"Bigger than five stories that's for sure." I said as picked up pace.
"Alright, What's plan A?" Kyler asked as he kept the same pace as me.
"I have no idea." I told him as we got into the area with others. 'Damn some of these kids look far more prepared than Kyler.'
"(Alright, now what?)" Kyler asked in the slit eye tongue.
"(I'm not sure I guess we wait for a buzzer?)" I said as I looked around as I looked around I spotted a girl with her hair tied in a bow and a small jumpsuit. 'Wow interesting hair style.'
"Hmm she is kinda… interesting." I said stretching.
"...Jesus you are a perv." Kyler told me.
"You need to learn the difference between perving and appreciation." I told him as I looked around.
Soon, I heard a snap of the fingers. "Hey, can you cause a distraction?" Kyler asked me, His robot standing next to him.
"Um sure." I said walking over to a group of students. "(Hey have you three ever heard of the Cobalt Spider?)"
"(Wait, The rip off American spider man?)" A random female Student asked.
"(He isn't a rip off he's a descendant of Spiderman.)" A male student told her.
"(Yeah, My mother said he was just a prick looking for attention, So yeah a rip off.)" Another student but of the male sex replied.
"(Hey what do you mean, He has saved people how could she call him a prick?)" Then another student asked nearby.
I saw Kyler sneak off just as the students began arguing. 'Clever dick head.'
"(Well your lookin at him.)" I said Crossing my arms.
"(Oh, Is what my mother said true?)" A male student asked me.
"(Only to those who deserve it, and you might be one.)" I replied smiling under my mask.
"(Hey, What about the rumors of you kidnaping little girls?)" A female student asked.
"(I plead not guilty by reason of a hero who hates me.)" I told her rolling my eyes. 'Damn priest hero.'
"(Alright, what about that one about you escorting women back to your house after saving them?)" The same student asked.
"(Question why would a vigilante take a) Fucking (Woman to his house when he needs a secret identity?)" I asked my eyes rolling harder than the earth.
"(What about the one about you being gay?)" A male student asked.
"(Gay really that is literally a first and i've heard all of em… you comin onto me?)" I asked getting worried about there being art about me. 'Please no hentai or porn parodies?"
"(What about the tes-*BOOM!*" Turning I saw a massive explosion. "(Alright boys that's my signal.)"
I thwiped a web onto a building and swung into the distance. "(IF YOU COULDN'T TELL WE'VE ALREADY STARTED!)"
(Kyler's pov)
"I'm Singing in the oil! I'm Singing *BOOM!* In the oil!" I singed as I walked about, Robots at my command, Attacking and self destructing among other robots. "Singing, In the oil!" I sung more and more as I enjoyed the chaos of more robots fighting among them before I quickly placed my hand on one and I felt a sudden jolt go through my body and I tensed up before I restocked my robot army from three to four, And I willed to go and joined it's brothers in spreading love, And Chaos.
'Now, Since my robots are doing everything for me, Let's think.' I thought to myself before my personal robot came over and picked me up. 'Spidey isn't who he says he is, to many cracks i can see, He isn't letting on who he is, So how can he trust me, And vice Versa, yet, I feel like I can trust him… I need to figure out just who the hell he is, and soon.' I said in my own thinking room before I hopped off my personal robot and charged forwards, Touching another bot and adding it to my collection before spidey swung down kicking it's head off.
Behind spidey more students began to arrive. 'Awww, Welcome party has shown up already.' I said in my head. "(Late to the party ladies and gents.)" I said with a smile before one of my robot exploded in a Large group of robots.
"You stay safe I'm moving on!" Spidey yelled before swinging off presumably to gather points.
"(Already he's coming off as a would be father.)" I told myself in japanese before I ran up and touched another robot with my hand and I felt the jolt as I added it to my collection.
"(HURRY HE'S STEALING ALL THE POINTS!)" A student yelled as the girl Spidey pointed out earlier went past everyone and the robots.
"(Early bird gets the big juicy worm Ladies and Gents, Get used to it.)" I said before my robots began being destroyed besides the one I was riding. "(Awww, And I was having so much fun with chess.)" I playfully whined before I got back on the robot, and had it run to a new, Fertile, Location. More on the spider, Less on points, I should have about enough points, Probably more than enough, So let's just have fun and think.' I thought to myself before my robot brought me inside a building.
'Spidey is a part of the cia, So that's a start… Already has a fighting style, Learned japanese pretty quickly along side me, and is pale, has a stubble… That narrows it down… not at all, I still need to find more cracks in his stories and who he is in general before I can start pin pointing it to someone, But what I can get, is that it's someone I know… but who, can't be a family member, I don't have anyone that lives in the south of america, My family is nothing but canadians.' I thought to myself before my robot sat me down and I sat cross legged and crossed my arms to think while closing my eyes. "*BOOM!*"
"(THE ZERO POINTER APPEARED!)" I heard someone yell.
"...Yeah, I'm not messing with that." I told myself before I stood back up and open my eyes.
"(DIDN'T THAT COBALT SPIDER DUDE HEAD THAT WAY!?)" Another student yelled.
"...Might as well go and see how he is doing." I told myself before I clapped, My robot then picked me up and we started going back out there to find the fake spider man.
(Cobalt Spider's Pov)
'Damn these robots are tough.' Suddenly there was a massive explosion, looking up I saw rubble hurrdling towards the ground. "Fuck." Turning I shot webs at the others near me and threw them out of the way.
Jumping up I punched a piece of rubble into shards and I saw it. 'FUCK IT'S LARGER THAN I THOUGHT!' Looking up at the zero pointer i felt panic. "H-how a-am I supposed to stop that."
I quickly looked around and saw the girl from earlier but her head was bleeding and she was stumbling around. 'Shit the bot.' Looking up I saw it bringing it's massive fist down, running over to the girl I pushed her to the ground and webbed the surrounding buildings to the fist and braced myself over the girl.
The fist came down crashed down on me my arms barely holding the weight I began to kneel my knees buckling under the weight my arms straining to the point of straining against my costume and the pain shockwaves through my body. "H-help…" I said outloud before I felt the weight lessen as I saw three robots out of the corner of my eyes help me.
"(Need help spidey?)" I heard Kyler ask in Japanese.
"(Ca-can you co-control this thing?!)" I yelled Pushing hard against the weight.
"(Not without being down for the count, That thing is Far bigger than what I've tried controlling.)" Kyler told me.
"(JUST DO IT!)" I yelled as the robots began to slowly give under the weight.
"(...you owe me after this.)" Kyler told me before I saw him touch it with his hand, Before I saw his whole body tense up like hell, His muscles spazzing a bit as I swore I saw sparks come off him, looking up the hand glowed with a red surge before slowly pulling back and standing still.
My legs finally gave their fill as the adrenaline wore off and I collapse smiling. 'Hey at least I saved someone.' looking to my left I saw a old lady in a nurse outfit approaching, as the world began to spin and go black I heard a voice.
"(Thank you.)" And the world finally closed its door.
Twenty Minutes later.
I woke slowly cold air flowing around me. "Mmm damn I feel like someone dropped a train on me." I sat up stretching, my hand shot up to my face feeling my mask. "Thank god."
"So, Spidey, (Your awake.)" I heard Kyler say next to me.
"(Yes, where is the nurse?)" I asked looking down at my costume. "Surprised it's only dirty."
"(She left just a bit ago, So, You owe me.)" Kyler reminded me.
"(We are gonna be hero I don't owe you anything.)" I told him as I stood up but my legs gave out sending me to my knees. "Ow."
"(Don't bother.) Just give yourself some time to recover a bit more." Kyler told me before i heard the shifting of blankets and a bed.
Grabbing onto my bed I pulled myself up and saw Kyler was sitting up in his own bed. "(funny) Asshole." I replied as I pulled myself onto the bed and relaxed. "So what do you want?"
"(What do you mean?)" Kyler asked me, Speaking more in japanese.
"Well apparently I owe you one so what do you want?" I asked stretching again.
"You'll know when I ask." Kyler replied.
"You have two days, after that anything I owe you is null and void." I told him as the nurse walked in. "(Hello, um Nurse I have a quick well two quick questions.)"
"(Oh thats perfectly fine, so what are your questions?)" She asked walking over with a Syringe shaped walking stick.
"(The first question is, the girl I saved the one with the green hair in a bow and jumpsuit is she alright?)" I asked as Nurse smiled.
"(Oh yes she's quite alright all she had was a concussion, we had someone drive her home.)" The Nurse said as she checked me over. "(And please call me Recovery Girl.)"
"(Okay so are me and my compatriat here cleared to leave?)" I asked as she finished.
"Spidey, (My nerves are kinda shot.)" Kyler told me.
"(You both will be able to move in a couple minutes then you can go home, though you will have to use crutches till tomorrow.)" Recovery girl said before walking off and coming back with four crutches. 'Damn this is gonna suck.'
"(Really? And not a cane?)" Kyler joked.
"(Here you go you two.)" Recovery Girl handed us our crutches and I tested myself getting to my feet slowly.
"(Alright I think I can do this.)" I said walking around a bit on my crutches before grabbing my phone and checking it. "Hey our ride is here."
"Well, (I would love to stay and chat miss, but i'm afraid we have to get going.)" Kyler said to Recovery Girl after he got on his crutches.
"(oh that's perfectly fine dear you two just be safe.)" we began hobbling our asses out of the room and down the halls.
"So what is it you want?" I asked trying not to fall. 'I have a new found respect for cripples.'
"To not fall." Kyler retorted.
"No for what I owe you, I would rather get it over now." I told him. 'I wonder how this is gonna work, the whole school thing.'
"...honestly i was kinda doing it as a joke, but since you are doing it… I don't know, Find me a date or something… I really don't know." Kyler replied.
"I'm not a miracle worker you know." I told him pushing open the door to the world outside.
"...Funny." Kyler told me as we both made it outside and saw a black Limo waiting.
"And that isn't ominous." I said hobbling towards it.
"Less ominous then waking up in a government facility." Kyler replied as he hobbled with me.
The door opened and we got in seeing The Man sitting in front of us. "Hello Boys how was the exam?"
"(Hell in a handbasket you fuck.)" Kyler told him in complete japanese.
"We had fun." I said closing the door.
"Good now tell me what you've learned so far." The Man told us crossing his hands.
"That my quirk can cause my nerves to be shot." Kyler told The Man.
"Interesting what were you able to control?" The Man asked.
"...How tall was the robots again?" Kyler asked me.
"Taller then thirty stories." I said relaxing in the seat.
"I mean the basic bot." Kyler told me.
"Little over ten feet, the next was taller and taller than the thirty story monster came into play." I said too comfy in the seat.
"...I could control let's say 5 tops before problems arise, And once the thirty story one came in, I was out like a light." Kyler told, The Man.
"Interesting, were you able to access any computers while you were in the nurse's office?" The Man asked leaning forward.
"No, no I was not." Kyler told him as the car came to a stop.
"Pity, well we are here and Cobalt the housing has your required specifications." The Man said leaning over opening the door.
"Thanks." I said stepping out and seeing the house or what could be better compared to a mansion. "Fuuuuuuuuuuuu…"
"...why a mansion?" Kyler asked, staring at the place.
"Was not part of my specs… all I asked for was a House with everything a teenager needed with a few choice wants… Mansion was not a part of that." I explained confused on why the hell we were at a mansion.
"...I only requested an area to work on my robot with." Kyler said to himself.
"You two have fun, oh and here is the keyes and codes to the gate." The Man handed me a key and piece of paper.
"I'm not gonna thank you for this." I said pocketing the key.
"(Neither would I.)" Kyler told me as he hobbled away from the car.
"(how big do you think the fridge is?)" I asked following him
"(Better be big enough for us.)" Kyler replied as we made it to the gate.
"(Us why us from what I can tell you ate the most.)" I punched in the code and the gate slowly swung open.
"(Your a spider, I'm sure you require big meals.)" Kyler told me.
"(I do eat alot, but mainly because of my super strength and Sixth sense or Spider sense as you call it.)" I said as I began hobbling towards the House/Mansion.
"(No, Get it right, I call it a spidey sense.)" Kyler told me as he hobbled with me.
"(I never asked but what is the extent of your quirk?)" I asked really starting to hate this drive way. 'Even in that your I never really asked'
"(As far as I know, That huge ass robot, Why?)" Kyler replied.
"(No I mean have you tried tiny electronics or machines that require more power like a computer?)" I asked as we got to the stairs.
"(My quirk is called upgrade.)" Kyler told me. "(So yes, I have tried, I'm sure that's why the suit asked if I got in contact with the computers there.)"
"Stairs… (anyway what do you think they are after?)" I began walking up the stairs… carefully. 'If I find out what it is perhaps I can get us out of this.'
"(I'm sure it isn't hospital records like in the computers.)" Kyler said with a smirk.
"(not what I mean.)" I said pulling out the key and unlocking the door.
"(Well, I guess i'll be finding out once we get into the school.)" Kyler told me as I pushed the door open revealing a… actually normally decorated area.
"(Wow Surprised that it isn't what I thought it would be?)" I asked walking in.
"(Is that a statement? Or a question?)" Kyler asked me as he hobbled along.
"(Apprehension.)" I state checking the piece of paper. "(Alright it says… My room is this way marked with my symbol.)" I pointed to the right. "(And your's is left marked with… heh a Robot.)"
"(...I better have a workplace for my bot.)" I heard kyler mutter to himself in jap before hobbling to his room.
"(well explore tomorrow morning alright, but hey there might be a indoor pool.)" I told him before hobbling towards my room.
"DICK!" Kyler yelled before I heard him open his door and slam it shut.
"When is he gonna learn?" I found my door, it was marked with the small symbol on my chest. "Heh." Opening the door I saw my suitcase next to a queen sized bed, a large Tv mounted on the wall and a few other bits and bobs. 'I hate lying to Kyler but it's for the best.'
"Today was the day." I locked the door and hobbled over to the bed setting the crutches down and stretching. "I can finally take this off." I pulled my masked off wiping sweat from my face. "Man Wearing this a whole day gets annoying." I tossed the mask aside and grabbed my suitcase opening it. 'Forgot I brought this.' I pulled a small picture from the netting and smiled. 'I'm sorry Mom and Dad I know you probably believe I ran away but it's for the best.'
(Kyler's POV!)
'Alright, not bad.' I thought to myself before I closed the door my room having a queen sized bed, Large tv on the wall, a couple of end tables by the best, and a table with my bot right next to it. "Perfect." I said to myself before I hobbled to the bed, And set my crutches against the end table. 'Alright, Let's think, I'm going to a hero school, and me and spidey passed with flying colors, Chances are that's rare, But at the same time, who knows, Maybe they passed everyone… It's best to go to school keeping in mind that we might have rumors spread at most, and not be popular, Which is good, Makes my job of getting to the computers easier.'
I moved my hand and felt the blankets and pillows. "Damn, Softer then the ones at home...or the facility… (Wait, Is this room bugged?)" I asked myself while looking around. '...Maybe it's best to keep important plans or information in my head, or in japanese.' I thought to myself before I grabbed my crutches and hobbled over to the table to see what I have to work with, but it was nothing but a tinkering bench. "Great, (Guess i'll have to get parts to upgrade myself… wonder how i'm going to get the money for that… maybe…)" I said to myself. 'Maybe if I get information i can trade that information for parts.'
I kept hobbling about before I noticed something, I could only feel my robot, The tv, And the devices I had with me, but nothing else. '...Well add on machine radar to my list of unexplained quirk abilities.' I thought to myself before I sat back in the bed, Put the crutches down, And laid in my bed. "This is going to be a long life, i can tell." I said to myself as my eyes closed.
Next Morning
(Five A.M.)
"*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*" My alarm went off, My body jolting awake.
'...the alarm at my house couldn't get me up, BUT THIS!?' I thought to myself before I hit the snooze on my alarm and turned it off, Slowly I could smell something. "...food?" I let out as I tried getting out of bed, Finding that I could move fine, I got out of it with no issues, and I followed the scent of, the nectar and building blocks to life, leaving my room and going to what I thought would've been the kitchen.
Turning into the kitchen I saw Spidey wearing his mask with a chef's hat on cooking. "Mmm, god who doesn't love pancakes, bacon and eggs for breakfast, cause I sure do." Spidey flipped the eggs on his pan. "Oh you're awake."
"Yeah, I smelt the building blocks of life." I told him calmly. "So, What are you making?"
"Pancakes, bacon and eggs." He said as he pointed to a plate that was already made. "Go ahead and take these, Oh and if you want syrup it's already on the table."
"...Thank you." I said before taking the plate and going to the table with fork and plate in hand. 'Alright, He can cook, keep that in mind.'
"Also I'm not sure if they turned out good… Kinda my first time cooking." He said from the kitchen. "So if they are bad I'll just check if we have any cereal."
I sat down down at the table, got out my fork, and tried the bacon and eggs first which tasted pretty good. "Bacon and eggs get a pass." I told him before getting the Syrup and putting it on the pancakes, and tried it which were pretty good. "And pancakes passed, So good job, You are a good cook!" I yelled at him before finishing the meal as quickly as possible as I heard my stomach grumble.
"Thank you." Spidey said as he come over with a massive plate of food easily double my own. "So you read your letter form UA yet?"
"No, I didn't even know I was sent one." I told him honestly after finishing and swallowing my food.
"I webbed it to your door." He said lifting his mask over his mouth and began eating. "It probly stall ther."
"Alright, I guess i'll go read it." I said before getting out of my chair and walked back to my door and saw the letter, I grabbed it and ripped it from the webs, and opened the letter Revealing a small disk shaped object.
"Alright, Expected something else, but alright." I said as I grabbed it and inspected the object before a hologram appeared from it.
"(I AM HERE!)" A muscled man in a suit yelled.
"(...The fuck?)" I asked the hologram.
"(I am All Might the Number One Hero and symbol of peace, now you maybe wondering why I am here. You're looking at the newest UA faculty member!)" All Might said smiling.
"(Alright, And why contact me?)" I asked the hologram.
"(Young man you showed great aptitude during the exam, your written test was just as good. But you did something only a few others did during the exam you helped others!)" He told me happily as a video popped up of my robots helping spidey hold up the massive robot. "(We are happy to accept you as one of our students, Do well young man for you're now part of The Hero Academia.)"
"(...so I passed with flying colors?)" I asked him before it cut out. "...well shit." I said before I looked the device over and tried using my quirk on it only for it to fizzle. "Shit again." Tossing the peice of junk before someone grabbed my shoulder.
"Pick that up and come finish eat otherwise I'm eatin it." Spidey told me.
"OH SHIT MY PANCAKES!" I yelled before I dashed for the piece of junk, tossed it in my room, Then ran for the pancakes that probably hit liquid pancake level.
"Ready for school?" Spidey asked as he came around the corner. "I mean it is technically a school so yeah."
"...Greeeeeeeeat, We catching the magic school bus as well?" I asked spidey.
"No we walk, or maybe the suit will drive us I don't know." Spidey said grabbing his plate and heading into the kitchen. "At least it'll be far different from usual school."
"How so?" I asked spidey woman.
"Because in normal school you aren't allowed to use your quirks." Spidey told me as he came back sitting on the table.
"...Get me into a teacher's computer and we are golden." I told him.
"Not a good idea most likely it's got cameras on it constantly." Spidey told me stretching. "We have a two hours before we need to leave for school, also I found your workshop."
"What do you mean by workshop?" I asked him.
"Tinkering bay whatever you want to call it." Spidey said and I could feel him rolling his eyes.
"Stop rolling your eyes at me." I told him.
"I didn't roll my eyes just looked the other direction… Dramatically, now if you want me to show you where it is I can." Spidey said hopping off the table.
"Show me." I told him.
"Follow me." Spidey said beginning to walk off.
I got out of my chair and began following him. "Alright, And how big is this workshop?"
"Pretty big, it's even got a lot of scrap for you to tinker with." Spidey replied picking up the pace.
"...How much Scrap? And what kind? High quality? Or trash can." I asked the spider fake.
"I don't know, didn't care to look closely but, I did see a trash can." Spidey said opening a door and walking in.
"Oh har fucking har." I said as I walked in after him and saw a very well equipped room filled with tools, it seemed to be a dream workshop. "...i could spend the rest of my life in here." I said outloud as I swore, I jizzed my pants.
"Remember school in a hour and fifty minutes." Spidey said leaving me alone to my own devices.
"Now then, Time to get to work." I told myself as I cracked my knuckles and neck. 'Now, What do I have to work with, Some basic Scrap, Electric components here and there, Ooo, I could possibly use this saw.' I thought to myself as I began tinkering.
UA
(Half a hour before class)
(Spidey's PoV)
"Did you have to stop to grab a fucking candy bar?" I asked annoy as we went through the archway.
"Of course I do, I was hungry." Kyler told me.
"I made you ten pancakes, six eggs and Twenty slices of bacon." I told him as I pushed open the door and walked in.
"Yeah, And your showing up in your mask." Kyler replied back.
"Secret identity." I said as I looked at the map of the school. "This way."
"Why are you so secretive?" Kyler asked me.
"Can't have my friends and Family getting hurt now can I?" I asked as I scanned the doors we passed. 'Not the actual reason but hey it works.'
"Oh, Yeah, Guess that makes sense." Kyler replied. 'That ain't right.'
"Anyway I found out that the acceptance rate of this school is low as they only have a few Hero classes." I told him as kept scanning the doors.
"Really? Only few?" Kyler asked me kinda shocked.
"Yeah then you have support and others." I explained as I noticed we found the door. "Also apparently we are lucky each hero course got a increase from twenty to twenty two spots."
"Oh really?" Kyler asked me.
"We are here." I pushed opened the door and walked in. 'God he is annoying sometimes.'
"Well, How hard do you think this will be?" Kyler asked me. "Or how easy it will be."
"Hard, you have no physical skills." I told him noticing a few other students.
"(At least we both passed with flying colors.)" Kyler told me.
"(How will you do in Physical tests?)" I asked before approaching one of the other students. "(Hello I'm Cobalt.)"
"(I'm Iida Tenya nice to meet you Cobalt-san.)" Iida said bowing after a few seconds I bowed.
"(Sorry I'm a Foreigner and still getting used to japan, please forgive me.)" I remained bow before I felt him pat me on the back.
"(Your fine it isn't my first time dealing with an American Cobalt-san.)" Iida said as I stood straight.
"(I it is nice to meet someone so nice Iida-san.)" I said as I saw Kyler approaching.
"(Oh Thank you.)"
"(Good morning, I'm Petrie Kyler.)" Kyler said with a small bow.
'God that makes his name sound a little stupid.' I thought trying not to laugh.
"(Nice to meet you as well Petrie-san.)" Iida said bowing.
"(Nice to meet you as well, Iida-san, Correct?)" Kyler asked for confirmation.
"(Yes thats correct.)" Iida said before the door slammed open, turning I saw a Teen with blonde hair and a clear chip on his shoulder.
'Great we have class asshole here.' I thought as he walked over to a desk and sitting down propping his feet up, and other students began to flow in, as they poured in I notice something. 'It's that girl.' The girl from the exam she walked with a slight hunch and quickly moved to a desk.
"(If you'll excuse me Iida-san I need to take care of something.)" I walked over to the kid with his feet up on the desk. "(Hello my Name is Cobalt, I would very much like it if you could get your filthy shoes off the desk.)"
"(your kidding me right, how big is that stick up your ass mask boy?)" The Teen asked grinning.
"(I don't know how far has your Mother shoved her hand up yours?)" I asked crossing my arms.
"(I'm gonna have fun tearin you a new one.)" He said grinning, ignoring him I walked away back to ky who was sitting down at his desk.
"Well I can tell he is gonna be fun to fight in sparring… if that school even does that type of thing." I told Kyler as I saw Iida talking to a green haired kid by the door.
"Well, Either way, i'll find a way to fuck with him." Kyler told me.
"Not sure you want to do that." I said before looking around. 'Wait there is only Twenty desks.'
"So, You noticed as well?" Kyler asked me.
"Where are we gonna sit?" I wondered scratching my chin.
"If I had to guess, The trash can." Kyler told me.
"Funn… please don't tell me that's our teacher." I begged seeing the mess of a man holding a sleeping bag.
"(Hello I'm Aizawa Shota. Your teacher.)" Aizawa said causing the students to gasp. "(Right lets get to it, Put these on and head outside.)" he pulled a shirt out of his sleeping bag.
"(Um, Excuse me sir?)" Kyler asked.
"(Yes?) Aizawa asked turning to face Kyler from the doorway.
"(What are you having us do sir)" Kyler asked Aizawa.
"(You'll find out later, for now go change.)" Aizawa said leaving.
Outside on the field.
"Hmm glad I chose not to wear that." I said pointing at Kylers clothes. "Much prefer my suit." adjusting my web shooters I looked around enjoying the blue skies.
"Shut the hell up." Kyler told me.
"(We will be doing a quirk assessment test.)" Aizawa told us.
"(What? A Quirk assessment test?)" The other students asked in confusion.
"Guess we can kiss orientation goodbye." I mumbled stretching.
"(Alright, What's the point in the test? And what do you need us to do?)" Kyler asked Aizawa.
"(More importantly what about orientation?)" I heard another student ask but couldn't tell who it was.
"(If you really wanna make the big leagues, you can't waste time on pointless ceremonies.)" Aizawa told the students causing a collective gasp, except from me and Kyler. "(Here at UA, we're not tethered to traditions. That means that I get to run my class however I see fit.)"
"(You've been taking standardized tests most of your lives. But you never got to use your quirks in physical exams before, the country's still trying to pretend we're all created equal by not letting those with the most power excel. It's not rational.)" Aizawa explained showing us his phone? Small computer device. "(One day, the ministry of Education will learn. Petrie you managed to get the most points on the entrance exam, what was your farthest distance throw with a softball?)"
(Kyler's pov.)
'...Farthest I have thrown a softball… could not have been more than Ten meters… wait, When was the last time I threw a soft ball?' I thought to myself as I tried to remember. '...Let's just use a baseball and cut it down to a half.'
"(About eight or so meters.)" I told him.
"(Hmm alright, try tossing it using your quirk.)" He tossed me a soft ball. 'I can help you.'
'...the fuck was that? I mentally asked myself before trying to see if I could summon my robot.
"(remember no outside help, I know you had a robot during the exam but this is a physical test.)" Aizawa told me. 'You don't need the bot.'
'...Then tell me, What do I do?' I asked, Humoring the voice. 'Step into the circle and throw I'll… show you.'
I stepped forwards towards the Circle, and gripped the ball tightly. '...Now what? I throw?'
'That's what I said.'
I took a deep breath, And wound up the throw, taking a step forwards to help me throw as hard as I can, as my arm moved out of the corner of my eye I saw my skin turning black moving upwards with red lines moving like lines of data up my arm and up to the tips of my fingers, the ball flew through the air at incredible speed before bouncing off the ground and stopping. 'What did I tell you.'
"(...How was that?)" I asked the teacher.
"(Six hundred meters.)" Aizawa told me showing the phone as the black on my arm retreated away. "(all of you need to know your maximum capabilities. It's the most rational way of figuring out your potential as a pro hero.)"
"(...Admittedly, This is kinda stupid.)" I said out loud before walking away from the circle with the other student cheering about how fun this was gonna be.
"(So this looks fun, huh? You have three years here to become a hero, you think it's all gonna be games and play time?)" Aizawa asked as a sinister grin spread. "(idiots… Today you'll compete in eight physical tests to gauge your potential, whoever comes in last has none, and will be expelled immediately.)"
"(It makes sense, those who cannot pass any of the test in more then one exceptionally, well then they shouldn't be a hero.)" Spidey said crossing his arms.
"It just sounds kinda dumb, Weeding out the weak this early." I told Spidey in english so no one
"It's another test." Spidey told me. "He is weeding out the non hero material."
"Fair enough, but then why did we take them?" I asked him.
"He isn't bound by traditional school rules, he runs the class the way he wants… This is all him." Spidey explained crossing his arms. "I just wonder what the fuck happened to your arm. Care to explain?"
"I have no idea." I told him.
For a while the entire exam went on with That… Voice occasionally offering me help. 'Ok, Look, I appreciate the help, but you need to tell me just what the hell you are.'
'I am apart of you, but in turn I have no name.'
'...Well name yourself.' I told it as I sat down after finishing the current physical.
'Call me… Dabria.' The voiced shifted to a feminine tone but still sounded based and monotone.
'...Alright, That sounds… I don't know… Strange.' I told it.. Her… it.
"Hey Canadian is one thousand eight hundred and fourteen point thirty-seven grip strength a lot?" Spidey asked holding the bent device.
"...Yeah it is considering how heavy that is in weight." I told Spidey.
'That's exactly two American tons.' Dabria told me.
'Liking the voice?' I asked her.
'It is… to my liking.'
"You sure you don't know the exact amount?" He asked stretching.
"Two tons." I told him. 'Alright, Are you going to start putting some emotion into your words?'
"Damn I could break your arm easily." Spidey said lifting me to my feet. "You ready to find out who's heading home?"
"Eh, I'm betting it's probably me." I told him.
"(All right, time to give you your results. I've ranked you all from best to worst.)" Aizawa said pulling up his phone. "(It's not worth going over each individual's score, the person ranked last is gonna be expelled.)" a hologram appeared showing everyone's name and rankings.
"Wow I can't believe they actually have my name as Cobalt Spider." Spidey said and I could hear his smirk. "Third place isn't too shabby."
"What's mine…" I told myself as I looked for mine.
"Fifteen." I heard someone say next to me.
I looked to the person and saw Iida standing next to me. "Oh forgive me, I do speak english."
"No it's fine… Just didn't expect it is all." I told Iida before looking at all the scores to get a jist of everyone's names before the hologram disappeared.
"(And I was lying, no one's going home.)" Aizawa told us. "(That was just a rational deception to make sure you gave it your all in the tests.)"
'...Why do I feel like someone is yelling bullshit in their head?'I asked myself as some screamed in shock.
"Iwanttowebhismouthshutwithataser." Spider mumbler angrily.
"(I'm surprised the rest of you didn't figure that out. I'm sorry, I guess I probably should have said something.)" a girl with a spiky ponytail told us.
"(That's it. We're done for the day. Pick up a syllabus in the classroom and read it over before tomorrow morning.)" Aizawa said before walked over to the green haired kid.
"I really hate life sometimes." Spidey said popping his back.
"You really like stretching don't you?" I asked him, curious about the Amount of stretching he does.
"Keeps my body limber in case you can't tell I am quite flexible." Spidey said popping his knuckles.
"Yeah, but you tend to do it alot." I mentioned.
"Okay can you do the splits?" Spidey asked crossing his arms.
Outside UA.
(Spidey's Pov)
"Hey you go on ahead I need to um… do something." I told Kyler scratching the back of my neck.
"And what is it that you need to do?" Kyler asked me.
"Well… um." I pointed to the girl from the entrance exam I saved. 'Damn why am I so… wait first time talking to someone I've saved… and she is going to be a… man I have a massive fucking ego.'
"...For a guy who is timid about that kinda thing, You have a massive ego." Kyler said before he began walking back to the classroom.
'Okay here we go.' I thought walking over the girl. "(Hello I'm Cobalt, you're the girl from entrance exam correct?)"
The girl turned I saw she had a wide mouth and slightly bigger eyes than the normal person, her slouched posture gave her the look of a frog. "(Yes I am Asui Tsuyu but please call me Tsu.)"
"(Alright Tsu… um sorry forgot the honorific, Tsu-san?)" I said nervously. 'God strike me down where I stand.'
"(Your American aren't you?)" Tsu asked holding a finger to her lips.
"(y-yes…)" I said hanging my head in defeat. 'HOW DID SHE FIGURE ME OUT THIS QUICKLY!?'
"(Not surprising the school did get funding from americans, but if I may ask why are you called Cobalt?)" Tsu asked tapping her mouth.
"(Well as you could tell it isn't my real name, The school allowed me to keep my real name hidden so I chose to do so, You may call me Cobalt or Spider if i sound condescending I don't mean it.)" I told her slightly stretching. 'God my joints are causing havoc today.'
"(Alright Cobalt-chan.)"
"(if I may ask how are you doing, last I saw you at least in combat you had a nasty head wound and me pushing you down probably didn't help at all.)" I said as we began walking.
"(I'm fine recovery girl made sure I was fine, but thank you for asking.)" Tsu told me as I saw a small smile.
"(I still feel bad about it, I want to make it up to you… maybe I could take you to dinner on the weekend… IknowthissoundslikeI'maskingyouonada-)" I was interrupted by her tugging my sleeve.
"(That would be fine, but you might want to tone down the rambling.)" Tsu said before walking off leaving me there.
"I just… invited a girl to go to dinner with me… What the fuck is wrong with." I said beginning my walk to the house. 'Well at least I'm making up for my mistakes… not often I get to do that.'
"What's with that giddy as all hell smile under your mask?" Kyler asked from behind me.
"FUCK!" I yelled jumping. "What the hell man, and what do you mean giddy?"
"You looked like you won the lottery." Kyler told me before he began walking.
"Well she is kinda cute." I said as ran up next to him. "In a frog sorta way."
"It's the legs." Kyler said out loud. "You love her legs."
"Well can't judge the rest but I'm more of a ass man." I said lying slightly. 'No I like the entirety.'
"Riiiiiiight." Kyler said as we kept walking.
"What are you?" I asked popping my neck.
"An ass man with a love of legs." Ky told me.
"So you're an egalitarian?" I asked him.
"...how the fuck did you know?" Kyler asked me, Shocked.
"Wait you actually are!?" I asked faking confusion.
"..." Kyler just looked at me.
"Stop staring at me I'm not gay." I told him crossing my arms.
"..." I felt kyler stare into my very soul as I brought my hand up and web shot his eyes. "Dick." He said as he tore it off and his phone's skype went off. "Mm?" Kyler let out as he pulled it out and looked.
"Who is it?" I asked remembering I sent a timed message. 'Hopefully this will divert attention from me.'
Kyler read it, and put the phone back into his pocket. "No one Special."
"So now we are being mister secretive?" I asked crossing my arms.
"Hey, I don't know you, so it's none of your business." Kyler told me.
"Yet you were being so friendly earlier, Why is that?" I asked. 'Probably because He thought I was me.'
"Again, Why do you care?" Kyler asked me before he began walking again.
'Why do you hate spidey so much Kyler?' I thought as I slid my hands in my pockets and began walking.
D: You are a asshole.
K: ...This was really fucking short.
D: DxD is entire arcs Ky. And to those of you reading this yes that is why the new chapter of DxD is taking so long.
K: ...Bullshit, He was distracted with this.
D: I was also distracted by future plans of life and bullshit.
K: Yeah, Sure, Sure.
D: At least we had fun writing this and you learned somethings.
K: And what things are those?
D: About japan and My Hero Academia.
K: yeah, a lot of bullshit.
D: But you have to admit you had fun writing.
K: ...yeah.
D: Anyways please go screw over ky and also If you want review, favorite, subscribe, and follow me on twitter, facebook, google, myspace and all the others and don't forget to ring the bell.