AN: This is just a stupid dumb story! watch everybody love it!! lowl!
Chapter 1: Accidental survival…
[Naruto: LOLOLOLOL!!! Today is great day!!!! –grin- TO DO NOTHING!!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
-looks around- I'm hungry!! Ima eat some ramen!!! –goes through cabnet- lets see…. Roast beef? Or chicken… Mmm… choices, choices, choices… I hate choices… ( I shall put them together!!)
-door knocks-
[Naruto: whose at teh door?
-opens door-
[Sakura:NARUTO!!! OMG!! The world is going to explode tomorrow!!!! –glomps on Naruto-
[Naruto: (SWEEET!!! Sakuras hugging meh!!!) –Squeaks-
[Sakura: Did you just squeak?? –Backs away from Naruto-
[Naruto: err… umm... No... Anyways what?
[Sakura: The hokage said that the world will experience tremendous meteors…
[Naruto: That's what the last hokage said, and it didn't happen.
[Sakura: Naruto!! Just go in your basement okay?
[Naruto: why? Theirs no way theirs going to be meteors hitting the world!
[Sakura: ARGH!!! Naruto!! You are sooo stubborn!!
- Leaves-
[Naruto: Chea okaii!!! Hahahaha ( The world exploding!! Ha I laugh at that)
-- after a hard day of training. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura, go to their homes and rest. While Sakura prepares for the earth exploding, Sasuke secretly goes in his basement crying with his blanky….. (pathetic) And Naruto sleeping on his mattress… --
[Naruto: Zzzzzz… -snore- zzzzzz… -gets up- Mm.. I want… zzzz.. some ramen…. –walks down to the basement- neaymeayeah… -DOING!!! Hits bar- oh jesus! –get knocks out-
-- Meteors come rocking down to earth destroying everything they come to contact with. --
[towns people: AAHHHH!!! METOERS ARE COMING !!!
[Sakura: ha! I knew it!!! –frowns- hope every body else listens…
-- 9 hours later… --
[Naruto: Ahh… what hit me? Where am I? why does my head hurt?? –gets up- its pretty dark here… where is the door? –looks around- ah! A light! –opens door- …. Wha-what the?... the town… what happened?? –looks in to the fog- am… did I just… survive?... –goes on his knees- did any one survive…..? –tears-