Ribbon & Kirby's Relationship...Messed Up!!!
A/N: Wait a minute. What is this all about? At first, Ribbon and Kirby had a wonderful time. Now what's going on? Read and find out, Kirby fans! Oh! And be positivly sure you read my first story before this one.
Disclaimer: I don't own Kirby. And that is that!
Chapter 1: Why Kirby Took It?
Once apon a time in Cappy Town, we revisit the wedded Ribbon eating a bowl of Resses Puff Cereal.
Soon, Kirby came into the house.
"Hey, Kirby! How was your day?" Ribbon asked.
"Work was a killer! First, we have to eat only a tiny lunch due to debt, and then, King Doofus Dinghead Dohboy decide to make me work at 7:00 p.m to 7:00 a.m.! Kirby said.
"Wow. That's too bad. At least you're out of work today," Ribbon said.
"Yeah, and now my day's gone better," Kirby said, then kissed Ribbon on the cheek for a period of time.
"HEY! CUT IT OUT!! WE'RE TRYING TO KEEP THIS STORY UNDER T!!!" Mr. Bir...I mean...Tokkori said.
"Sorry for that!" Ribbon yelled back.
Then Ribbon looked at the clock.
"Oh crap, I'm late!!" Ribbon yelled, then rushed to the bathroom.
"Late? Late for what?? I didn't know you had a job," Kirby said.
"I knew I forgot to tell you. Well, you see, the Mayor of this town asked me if I do him a favor," Ribbon asked.
"And what may that be?" Kirby asked.
"It's not what you think! All I have to do is to guard his candycane," Ribbon said
"You said snot," Kirby said and laughed.
"Kirby, can we go back to the subject?" Ribbon asked.
"Oh, right. Why can't he just eat the candycane? And why guard it anyway? DDD said that he's going on a escargot diet, and say eat it in front of Escar-snail. I don't know why, though, but's funny to see Escar-snail scream in terror" Kirby said.
"Well, that isn't an ordinary candycane, of course. It's more like a candycane genie. When someone licks it, it grants wishes! It can tell wishes from there mind. And besides, you know that DDD is a liar. So that's why he lets me protect the candycane," Ribbon said.
"Well, okey-dokey, see ya later...by the way, you don't mind if I invite a friend over, would you?"Kirby asked.
"Sure, why not. Okay, bye!" Ribbon said and flew off.
Hours later, Ribbon saw Kirby with best friend, Gooey.
"Hi Ribbon, this is Gooey. Gooey, this Ribbon!" Kirby introduced.
"Hello, there," Ribbon said.
"Hiya everybody!!! (hiccup!)" Gooey said.
"Pardon me for asking, but are you drunk??"
"Pretty much, yeah. But I'm (hiccup) sober enough to drive. I only had like...um...1 or 2 trillion glasses" Gooey answered.
"Mind if I ask, what were you 2 doing when I was gone?" Ribbon asked.
"Nothing really, we just played a few games is all..." Kirby said.
Flashback.
"Hey Gooey, I dare you to make out with Tokkori," Kirby said.
"Are you kidding me? I have to be very drunk and insane to do that!!" Gooey yelled.
"Fine, All you have to do now is to look at the sun and drink all of this root beer," Kirby said showing Gooey a ton of beer.
"This root beer smells like Meta Knight. And I doubt that looking at the sun isn't too safe," Gooey explained.
"Of course it's not safe. Did you know that scientists tell lies? The sun is only Pac-Man on weed. And root beer always smell like Meta Knight," Kirby lied.
"Okay then, let's do this," Gooey said, starting to drink all of the beer.
Later.
"Are you okay?" Kirby asked.
"How would I know that? (Hiccup)" Drunk Gooey asked.
"Let's see...what's 2 plus 2?" Kirby asked.
"Everyone knows that it's 22!!" Gooey said.
"Okay, you're drunk. Now I dare you to make out with Tokkori," Kirby said again.
"Do what now?" Gooey asked.
Reality.
"Besides, he's always drunk!" Kirby said.
"Excuse me, but I'm not a..." Gooey said, then threw up. "Okay, I'll leave now," he finished and left.
"Since we've got the extra word count out of the way, let me introduce you the candycane genie! I know that the dickie mayor told me not to share it with anyone, but you can have the first lick," Ribbon asked.
"You really trust me to take a lick of the candycane?" Kirby asked. Ribbon nodded.
So Kirby took a lick out of the candycane, and his wish was...a candycane.
"So your wish was a candycane?" Ribbon asked angerly.
"Well I can't eat the wishing one. Wait a minute, will the mayor know that someone licked the candycane?" Kirby asked.
"Well, you see, once a wisher made wishes, a day later, it comes back to normal. No worries. But do you have to go to work in a hour?" Ribbon asked.
"Oh my sheesh, you're right. Damn that fat homo of a king. Well, I got to go to bed now," Kirby said.
In the morning, Kirby got home at 7:25 a.m.
"Good morning, Ribbon," Kirby greeted.
"Hello, Kirby...oh no, oh no!!! Where's the candycane?!? Help me look for the candycane!!!" Ribbon panicked.
"This may be just a guess, but is it on the shelf you placed it last night?" Kirby pointed.
"How embarassing. I thought it went missing. OH NO!! ROBBER THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!" Ribbon screamed and hid herself and the candycane under the bed.
"Hey Kirby. Do you want to go to the arcade? They're selling chocolate maximum tomatoes for free!" Karby asked through the window.
"In a minute; I'll be there! (Turns to Ribbon.) Ribbon, you've got to stop worrying and continue living your life," Kirby said.
"You're right, Kirby. It's jst a wishing candycane after all. Thanks Kirby. Go ahead," Ribbon told Kirby. Then Kirby and Karby raced down to the arcade.
5 hours later, Kirby arrives back to his home.
"Hey, Ribbon. Where are you going?" Kirby asked.
"Well, me and Bow are going to Rock Star's famous diner. But I can't bring the candycane with me, so I guess you go to take care of it while I'm gone," Ribbon told.
"Goodie. I can spend 2 hours looking at a magical Cristmas treat!" Kirby complained.
"Promise me that you won't eat it?" Ribbon asked.
"I won't eat it. It taste like s--- anyway. Pardon the language," Kirby said.
"Okay then, see ya later," Ribbon said and then flew off.
Almost 2 hours later of staring at the candycane.
"Hey Kirby! Kirby!" A voice yelled out.
"Oh sheesh, that annoying voice...hi Tiff...where's Tuff?" Kirby asked.
"Oh, he have to pay the debt for Meta Knight...say, what's that?" Tiff asked pointing to the candycane.
"It's none of your buisness. Why are you here anyway? I didn't invite you in my house?" Kirby asked.
"Of course you did. Tokkori said so," Tiff explained.
"SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR MAKING GOOEY MAKE OUT WITH ME! HE GAVE ME H.I.V'S" Tokkori yelled.
"Ugh. Fine, I'll tell you. It's a candycane genie. It grants wishes when you lick on it," Kirby explained.
"Sounds amazing! May I have a lick?" Tiff asked.
"NO!" Kirby simplied answered.
"Why not? I won't make any bad wishes. Please?" Tiff whined.
"Fine. Just make your wish and then get the fruit out of here!!!" Kirby yelled.
But before Tiff could take a lick out of it, there was a demanding voice in the background.
"Hey asshead, drop that candy cane!!" It was Ribbon who yelled that.
After Tiff dropped the candycane, Ribbon flew straight to Kirby.
"KIRBY!!! How could you give this slut that candycane? Are you...are you cheating on me???" Ribbon asked.
"No; I had to give her the candycane to leave my sight!" Kirby said.
"That's the samething had in my mind at this moment, because I can't even trust you anymore!" Ribbon yelled.
"You know what, if you feel that way, them maybe you should get the hell out of my house then. And why not take my precious candycane with you, then!!" Kirby yelled.
"I was about to do that, anyway, so you may spend as much time with your pansy, Tiff!" Ribbon yelled.
"Okay; THAT IS WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE!!! BRING IT ON, BITCH!!!" Kirby yelled.
After that, Ribbon and Kirby are fighting like Mario and Sonic at Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
"Woah! I did not expect that to happen," Tokkori said quietly.
A/N: Well, now you see why Ribbon and Kirby's relationship is messed up. What will happen next? Be on the look out for chapter 2 and find out.