shizuma you so hawt aoi breathed loving shizumas lovely smell they kissed and shizuma said oh i love you dear yes omg
then squidward burts trhough the door hey stop making out and give me the faygo
what aoi gasped
you stole my faygo you know it
grudgeing shizuma wipped off her mask and was gazee makara
haha ive fooled you now he said
no what said aoi what about shizuma
oh i fed her to nepeta and karkat yum yum
oh no why no i loved her though
quidward said now yiou must give mwe the faygo or die at my hands
suddenly they heard a voice
oh squidey my love please play the clarinet for me
not right now sponge im busy squidward said
i need the special juggalo soda he said i need the faygo now
well gamzee said i have backup
he vanished and out popped insane clown posse and they killed squidward with unicorn ankles
gamzee made out with spongebob and aoi nagisa died because she drank poisoned faygo the end