Non-Weaboo 1. Ever since Eren had been Court Martialled, because of his titan shifting ability, and Levi had gained legal custody of him, he would always call Levi „D" (pronounce like this: dee) for dad, because he was too ashamed to admit that Levi was his adoptive dad.

I mean with a guy like levi, DUUUUUUUUH!

But then the name stuck, and in about 3 days everyone In the walls was calling hin, „D".

Dan the Man 14 2. The real reason why Mikasa is such a meh is because when she'd smile she'd look like a haunted shipwreck, and when she'd laugh, she'd snort a ton, and she had a realy girly "kawai " laugh and her face would get all red splochy, and she'd spew snot everywere.

Non-Weaboo & M4R1N4 R4CU 3. Marcel and Ilse were still alive in Ymir's belly and she'd swallow miniature board games and computers and T.V's and stuff for entertainment and when they'd do stuff like tickle her or make fart sounds, she'd threaten to take the entertainment away.

Dan the man 4. Zimmerman is Mike's twin brother and the survey corps cook, ever since the old one „Bella" was eaten alive by hungry wallists. His favorite rookie was Historia (duh!) and he hated Sasha's guts the most.

Dan the man 14 5. Eld had an anoying 14 year old „mature" little sister named Hapsiba (If you look at ep 22 of the anime, you can see her saying:"is that so? ")(for a good story on this topic, go to „my sister cried " ,by Non-Weeaboo).

Dan the Man 14 , Non-weaaboo & GreaterHungaryIsALie13 :

6. At the survey corps, the bully club were: Bertolt, Reiner, Annie, and Ymir. Reiner was the boss.

Non-Weeaboo 7. When Mike was a kid, he lived in the underground, and sold flowers(only bought by gangsters, who wanted them as presents, for their bitch friends) until he had enough money to cross the 11th stairway.

Dan the Man 14 & GreaterHungaryIsALie13 8. On the final expeditionn of the survey corps, Levi's legs got crushed by a titan. But the wounds were very serious, so he got gangreene, and they had to amputate his legs. Not being able to be a soldier OR anything else, Levi retired to an old folks home, and began a new career as an author.

Non-Weeaboo 9. Once the titans were defeated, the garrison Spray painted on the walls the names of the soldiers that were still alive after the whole thing.

Non-Weeaboo 10. Captain levi would"chew the cud."(which is why he is never seen eating in public. If you are not familiar with this expresion, check online.)

Dan the Man 11. Ymir secretly LOVED Baby Einstein, and whenever Mikasa put it on for Eren, she'd secretly watch along.

M4R1N4 R4CU 12. Erwin fired Levi for 1 day, but Levi just said, „FINE! I always DID want to start me own tea shop!" Finally Erwin re-hired him .

M4R1N4 R4CU 13. Levi Would do chipmunk sneezes, and pixie yawns.

Non-Weeaboo Sonnie and Bean died, once the

58th expedition came around, Hangi found a new 10m titan, which she named „Cherry" ,and she trained him to do all sorts of stuff, like eat levis pornos fetch her „guinea pigs", help her fish etc..

Dan the Man 14 15. Annie would turn into a monster on her period.

TO BE CONTINUED… MABYE...