Walcon
Chapter 1
It was a beautiful day in the Smash Mansion Gardens. Peach, Zelda, and Rosalina were having a picnic with some tea. Meta Knight and Jigglypuff were playing chess. All was well. Except for one thing.
Deep within the crevices of the Great Maze, forbidden love was happening amidst the bushes.
'Hey, man. That's a nice bulge.'
'Yours isn't bad yourself.'
The shorter of the two men removed his cap.
'Let's bang, okay?'
Captain Falcon had never seen such a big dong. His dong paled in comparison to this monster. He locked eyes with his mustacheioed lover, and gripped the shaft, which was filled to the brim with garlic. It had a putrid smell, but Captain Falcon liked it. It was very kinky. Falcon opened his mouth. 'FALCONNNNN SUCKKKKKKKKKK!'
The short, fat man screamed with pleasure 'WAHHHHHHHHHHH!'
As Falcon went deeper and deeper, he thrusted harder and harder.
As the fat bastard reached his climax, he squealed 'I'M NUMBAAA WUANNN!', and released his garlic filled load into Falcon's gaping mouth. 'FALCONNNNN SWALLOWWWWWWW!'
Falcon got to his feet, and leapt at his unsuspecting partner, pinning him to the ground. 'SHOW ME YOUR MOOBS!', he yelled, ripping off Wario's purple overalls and yellow shirt. Falcon had never felt such great moobs. They were even better than his own. But fondling these twins was not enough to satisfy the Falcon's hunger. He lusted for more.
He forced Wario down onto his hands and knees. Captain Falcon stripped down to reveal a surprising small dong. He then proceeded to drive him like the Blue Falcon. Wario's asshole released the sweet, soothing scent of garlic, which Falcon quickly whiffed up. 'FALCONNNNN THRUSTTTTTT! ' Falcon exclaimed at the top of his lungs. They doggy-styled for hours on end, until finally, Wario's asshole was but a distant memory.
As they sat there, completely naked in the flowerbeds, Falcon and Wario locked eyes.
'I'm pregnant,' Falcon whispered solemly.
'WAH?'
'Let's bang, okay?'