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AN: Short scene from Soul Purpose, Connor added, that just struck me as funny. Assume Angel got him psychiatric help and by this time he's pretty much back to normalish. Have ideas for a few others of these, so may post more, in which case I'll try to make them more chronological.
Spike: My heart. It's. it's beating again! Listen!
Fred: You're human Spike! You're alive!
Gunn: I wanna hear!
Wesley: Let's hear it for Spike!
Group: Hip hip horray! Hip hip horray! Hip hip horray! Whoo!
Connor: Wait a minute!
Spike: What is it?
Connor: It's a signed letter from my mother that after she had sex with whatisname she went to Sunnydale and slept with Spike, and didn't tell anyone because she cared too much to burden him like that. Hey, that means you're my father!
Spike: We should catch up. Let's have some perfect father son bonding time. What do you want to do?
Connor: I don't know. You should pick and whatever it is I know I'll enjoy it loads, because you're my father and always have been.
Spike: Let's go bleach our hair!
Connor: That sounds like fun! And then you can teach me about swearing and alcohol!
AN: Short scene from Soul Purpose, Connor added, that just struck me as funny. Assume Angel got him psychiatric help and by this time he's pretty much back to normalish. Have ideas for a few others of these, so may post more, in which case I'll try to make them more chronological.
Spike: My heart. It's. it's beating again! Listen!
Fred: You're human Spike! You're alive!
Gunn: I wanna hear!
Wesley: Let's hear it for Spike!
Group: Hip hip horray! Hip hip horray! Hip hip horray! Whoo!
Connor: Wait a minute!
Spike: What is it?
Connor: It's a signed letter from my mother that after she had sex with whatisname she went to Sunnydale and slept with Spike, and didn't tell anyone because she cared too much to burden him like that. Hey, that means you're my father!
Spike: We should catch up. Let's have some perfect father son bonding time. What do you want to do?
Connor: I don't know. You should pick and whatever it is I know I'll enjoy it loads, because you're my father and always have been.
Spike: Let's go bleach our hair!
Connor: That sounds like fun! And then you can teach me about swearing and alcohol!