What life could be like if I was a Vampyre…
*** Okay, so this one came about when me and my brother went hyper in the kitchen (no, no knives were involved lol) ***
*Hanging off my brother's back*
Me: Aah!! I'm a Vampyre!
Brother: What?! I swear you're insane!
Me: Gah, how dare you call a Vampyre insane?! *grabs hair and pulls head to the side*
Me: Feel my wrath, wench!
Brother: Huh!? Aah!
Me: *bites into his neck* Mwahaha!
Brother: o.O *nuts me the head*
Me: Ouch!!
Brother: Owned…
Me: Oh! So humiliating! To be owned by a humanoid like you…
Brother: Ha! I didn't get you in the head did I?!
Me: *realises what's been saying…* so, shall I make the appointment for Tuesday?!
Me: *a few minutes later*….my face hurts…
***And you thought the FMA thing was weird…comments please!! I loved the comments I got last time xD***
***Sorry I didn't get another FMA one out, no inspiration yet...I wonder if FF will have a problem with this...it's not really a story or anything lol just randomness that happens in my life xD***