The Real Live Tails of Sonic and Shadow

(AN: this is it guys I hope u enjoin tihs fist charter of teh story. it has sonic meating his frend shadow for the englend 2011 grand pre but the dont kno ttat yet. also tailsxsonic is in her so jsut some warning but notto o much at all so its ok even if ur not into teh pairin an als osome seer words but not too bad)

Sonic got up form his bedcouch (AN: its japnese idk wat the rite word is lol) adn tuned his tv to get news. "today in teh honda precede a man hut was hapening at 3 or 4 in teh morning im not for sir when but anyway teh policies are huntig…" teh double f sizd brunt pause adn pushes up glass for efect.."eggman!" sonic felt some poop como ut form gettig to exited ad had to sit on a toilet (AN: my frend kile is in 9ht grade an sad they wil like my joke so here it is kyl!) haha anway tehn he ate weeties caus dale earnhart and all his frins did it for racing and to be champons. Sudenly sonic ran off teh door an to met his best frend tales. "hey tales lets make a brekfast." "wat said tails cuase he was not to supper smar like his frend sonic and had to go to resorce room afte lucnh but noone had it agents him eceptf or somtimes wehn people said jokes rite in font of him adn mad him sad an caled him davey teh ratard but tehn sonic savd him so it was ok. Anyw ay sonic siad its eggman so makin brekfest get it. OK i do tales sed lets go while their r weats in our systems.
tehn they went. It wasnt long becase tales took a special. rode usin a grand am so noone even teh cops coud beat him adn also sonic drove a gokart wit nitros and a hemi so all the wimen lovd him but he sad stop "I LOVE TAILS" adn they franced wich everone fought was hot as all get out. Tehn the went to scrabble and egg EGGMAN SONIC SHOUTED "COME OUT AND BE FRYD OR HARDBOWL WICH EVER IS BETTER HA!12" sudenly teh room grew quite adn befor he coul dsya holly smokes! eggman cam out on a harly!

eggmen was 8 foot hig and also had a berd with higlighters in it in between black bits. he had a sirt on taht said "HOLSTER" adn had a seagle and palm tree on it on top of his shirt was a letter vest liek gost ride but had knifes and steels stikin out. itw as a safety hazzard wich had goten eggman in troble at school so he was ex spelled adn taht made him go on a ramp page bu t noone cares abot trobled children so noone cared. anyway his pant was blak and purpl adn i think to tigth i dont member so well.

HEY SONIC NOONE ELSE LISSENS TO METALCA ANY MORE ADN TALES WHO LET U OFF TEH RESORCE ROOM HEHEHE" HE shoted with vineger as he smack steels adn knife together.
"NOONE TIHNKS UR COOL ADN ALSO UR MOM IS IN JAIL FOR HOOKING AN METH SONIC HOLD at his top of his lung. everyon got all made at sonic adn said he was inproprate adn rude but tehn the yall laugh becase noone likd methheds or there kids woh hav to get teh free luch.
SUHT UP OR ESE I DESTROY eggan paused for efects SHADY TEH SPED BIKE!1!

sudenly bike taht was purple red and blak was on teh balcony. HE GOT ME sudenly he paused BROTHER!

(AN: tel lme wat u think bout sonic and sahdow BROTHERS! adn see u next capter)