Bush Whacking
The Night was black and the air was cold. Most people were sleeping so they could get rest for the battle ahead. Mark was lying on the bed hot and sweaty. (This was quite odd for as I said before the air was cold and the night was black.) But did I mention that in the shadows of Marks Tent was yet another shadow and on top of that was Florina.
(The other shadow was Mark).
They lay there on the ground doing what any one would do on a night like this…
Well the night was Black and the wind was cold. So they did the all to famous nasty.
Florina on Mark and Mark on Florina.
Well Approximately 42 seconds later what they had started had lasted as long as the metrics system did in the States.
The Rooster crowed and soon the tents were alive with burly men (the kind that only George W. Bush would be able to Fuck, and believe me that's not saying much.)
And soon the burly men walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked until they chaffed and got gingivitis. They had been walking this whole time for four whole days to the battle known as The BATTLE.
But when they got there little did they know that Zeus got of everything Greek would appear and smite them all with thunder bolts and lighting it was really frightening.
But the lighting would not kill what would kill was the pain that would show up after Zeus called his secret weapon down
No not the minotaur, or Orestes, or the girl next door
but instead he would call George Bush the guy of all things illegal and definitely alien.