Naruto and Scrolls……Nuff Said
This is a oneshot explaining Naruto's stupidity when he gets ahold of ancient scrolls and doesn't know how to work them….. I promise I have nothing at all against Naruto, he's awesome. Besides I was just sitting in culinary and had some free time……It was a good excuse to get me into writing fanfics again. ^_^
IMPORTANT: Too make this even funnier add in the tune of "Dancing Queen" from ABBA to the parts where there is singing…..I'll put it in italics.
"Oooooooo-what you seeeeee!!!! Is not meeeeeee ohhhh yeah!!!! Over hear, over there, in your hairrrr- that's meeeeeeee!!!!!!!"
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Ino walked up to a rather stunned Lee and Hinata.
"What the hell is wrong with him?"
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"No seee meeeeeee-no sir reeeee- nya nyaaaaa nyaaaaaaa!!!! OOOOO-ooooooooo!"
Naruto continued to sing and dance like an insane person.
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"Lee, how long has he been do this?"
"Too long Ino, much too long."
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"Ancient scrolls , a new pose, stiiillllll myyy power grows- oooooooo-ooooooo!"
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Hinata covered her mouth and turned away from the degrading scene. "I….think I have to re-evaluate my future…."
……Ino crossed her arms. "Ancient scrolls, what is he singing about? He acts like he isn't there….." Lee laughed, "He thinks he's invisible….and silent. It's some scroll he snatched from Kakashi."
"Oh, well, he'll figure it out…I think. Come on Lee," She drug Lee away, "before a crowd forms."
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"Oooooooo-what you seeeeee!!!! Is not meeeeeee ohhhh yeah!!!! Over hear, over there, in your hairrrr- that's meeeeeeee!!!!!!!"