Title: Snowed In AU Story (Jo is not dead & Carthage never happened)
Pairing: Dean/Jo
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not own Supernatural or anything belonging to Supernatural. If I did though, Jo would have never been killed.
Chapter: 1 of ?
Summary: Dean and Jo get trapped in a chalet with a monster on the loose. Can they survive the wrath of the monster? But more importantly can they survive being alone with each other?
AN: This is dedicated to sxymami0909 bc I told her I would write this for her last Christmas. Yeah I know I suck. Props to anyone that can find the fired up quote!
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"Do we honestly have to be here?" Dean asks as he gets out of the Impala at the Grizzly Mountain Ski Resort.
"There have been 10 missing persons in the last 6 months and 5 murders. The people they have found have literally been torn apart, so yeah, I think we have to be here." Sam says clearly annoyed by his older brother's question.
"I hate the cold. I hate snow. This is going to suck." Dean bitches.
"You have got to be kidding me right? The only place that is cold around here is the mountain itself. Women ski in their bikinis for God sake! Now tell me again, how this is going to suck?" Sam retorts as the brothers walk toward the chair lifts to see if they could question some of the people.
"I don't know Sammy, I think I'm done with all of this fooling around. I want to find a woman who isn't only interested in sex with a hot stranger." Dean muses.
"Wow. I never thought that would come out of your mouth." Sam says baffled.
"I'm becoming a fully formed person with like sensitivity and empathy! HAHA! Alright I'm a person!" Dean says grinning like an idiot. Just as he does, he notices a blonde in a tiny white bikini with her back to him talking to a guy from the ski patrol. "Oww look at the pooper on that one! I could rest my beer on that shit." Dean says openly gawking.
"And you're back." Sam says running his hand over his face in amazement. "It looks like someone has already beaten you to her Dean." The ski patrol officer was clearly trying to make a pass at the women.
"Aww Sam you know I like a challenge. And that little bunny looks like she could be real rewarding." Dean replies flashing Sam a smirk.
"You do know we are supposed to be on a hunt right Dean?" Sam asks.
"Shhh be verwey verwey quwiet… I'm hunting wabbit." Dean says doing his best Elmer Fudd impression.
"Dear Lord. Fine have it your way. Just try to find out some info from her at some point please." Sam says giving in to his brother and his quest. Dean sets out to talk to the woman.
"Excuse me sir but I think I saw a little girl crash over there on the lesson hill. She looked like she went into the fence. Quite a crowd is gathering and I figured I should let you know." Dean lies easily to the ski patrol officer who quickly leaves the woman standing in the snow. The woman stiffens at his voice but does not turn around. Dean is pretty sure that is a good sign. She was even better looking up close. Of course he couldn't see her face but her back half was amazing. She was petite, about 5 feet tall, her ass was perfectly shaped, she had blonde curly hair that went to her middle back and she had fair skin. He prayed that the front of her told him the same story. Dean is knocked out of his trance quickly when the woman turns around.
"What are you doing here?" Dean practically yells as none other than Jo Harvelle stands before him in all of her glory. Dean may be upset, but he is still distracted by Jo's body.
"Not you." Jo replies noticing Dean ogling her.
"Hardy har har. Very funny Jo. But really, what the hell are you doing here?" Dean asks annoyed.
"I'm assuming the same thing you are. On a hunt of course. Or did you think I like to dress up like this and get hit on by horny men for shits and giggles?" She says removing her sunglasses and positioning them on the top of her head.
"What you do in your spare time is none of my business sweetheart." Dean replies.
"It's a hell of a lot more interesting than what you do. Now if you will excuse me I'm doing research." Jo says pushing past him on her skis.
Dean watches her start to move away from him. He can't let her get away this time. He is mesmerized by her toned lower body and needs to snap himself out of yet another trance.
"Two in a row by the same woman?" He thinks to himself. "What the hell I don't even like her!"
Dean runs after Jo who has now gone over to where Sam is sitting on a bench. She doesn't sit next to Sam, Dean observes, but it's most likely because she is in the bikini and she doesn't want her butt to get cold. Sam gets up and gives Jo a bear hug. Dean can't help but feel jealous that Sam gets to touch Jo. By the time that Dean makes his way over to Jo and his brother, Jo is already offering to let Sam help her on the hunt.
"Listen, I have tons of info up at my chalet. You can stay up with me if you want. I have lots of room and we can talk about a plan of attack. To be honest I do need help on this one. It's something I've never seen before. " Jo says to Sam as Dean joins the group.
"This invitation better include me too Jojo or this isn't going to work out." Dean says annoyed.
"Of course Deano, where Sam goes you go. Where you go Sam goes. Don't you think I get it by now? Honestly you two are always together. How do the women you take back to your hotel room deal with that?" Jo jabs.
"You are on a roll today huh Jo." Dean remarks.
"Cut it out you guys. Seriously, I won't be able to deal with this. We're in Jo. Where's your chalet?" Sam cuts in.
"Up the mountain a ways. We need to take the Reindeer Pass lift up to the Geronimo's Jump lift and then take a snow mobile down the Snow Angel path about a mile. I have the Jack Frost cabin. It is kind of a trek but it was the farthest cabin from the resort and the closest one to the woods where the events have been taking place. We can go get your stuff from the car and bring it up there." Jo says gesturing toward the general direction of the cabin.
"Good work Jo. We can do that now if you want. I know there is supposed to be a big storm tonight. It would be a good idea to get up there sooner rather than later." Sam says acknowledging the weather situation. Dean nods in agreement.
"Sounds like a plan. I do need your help before we do though. I need one of you to talk to the son of one of the ski patrolmen before we go up. He has seen the things 'house' so he knows where it is. He was next on my list of things to do." Jo says cryptically as to not alarm any passersby.
"Well if it was next on your things to do, why don't you do it? Why do you need one of us to do it?" Dean asks perplexed.
"Umm yeah… so this bikini I'm wearing isn't just to 'blend in' with the rest of the snow bunnies. I wore it to get the guys attention so he would be more inclined to give me some info. However, it won't work." Jo smirks.
"It seemed to be working on every other guy out here." Sam says looking straight at Dean.
"Yeah well that's because Monty isn't interested in what I have to offer. He is not into breasts if you know what I mean." Jo says wiggling her eyebrows.
"He's gay and you want one of us to find out the info from him. Great." Sam says looking sharply at Jo, Dean grunts in agreement.
"Rock, paper scissors?" Dean asks grinning like he had already won.
Sam knows that Dean would always choose scissors so the game was pointless. But Sam also knows that his big brother has a crush on one Miss Joanna Beth Harvelle (even if he wouldn't admit it) and Sam is in a good mood so he decides to throw the game and let his brother hang out with the girl he liked.
"You're on dude!" Sam says getting into a fighting stance.
"You are so going down." Dean challenges with an intense look on his face.
After three rounds in their best two out of three Dean is named the victor. Sam is baffled that Dean uses scissors all three times. Dean starts to do a victory dance but Sam shoots him the evil eye.
"Lovely boys. Now can we get moving? The sooner we get this done the sooner we can get going on a game plan." Jo says bringing them back into reality.
"Alright princess come with me and help with the bags. Sam, good luck." Dean says patting Sam on the back. Sam sighs and heads off toward the lodge.
Dean and Jo gather the bags that they need from the Impala. Dean carries one large bag of weapons and Jo grabs Sam and Dean's small clothing bags. They weren't planning on staying very long so they didn't need all of their stuff. Jo and Dean walk to the first chair lift and start to make their way up the mountain. Dean and Jo had made it about three quarters up the Reindeer Pass lift before Dean notices the chilling effect of the mountain air.
"Shit. It's frigging cold up here. How are ya holding up?" Dean asks Jo, finally breaking the silence that had been so enjoyable on the relaxing trip up the mountain.
"Umm I'm getting a little bit cold. But I'll be fine. My jacket and a pair of pants are over at the next chair lift so I think I can handle the cold for a few more minutes." Jo says as she rubs her bare legs.
"Good because it's getting a tit bit nipplely up here." Dean smirks looking down at Jo's chest.
"Winchester you are so classy." Jo says as she crosses her arms and pulls the two bags of clothes tight to her bosom.
"It ain't about class sweetheart. I call it like I see it." Dean replies.
"Well I'd appreciate if you didn't look. Mmm'Kay? Thanks." Jo calls over her shoulder as she pushes off of the chair lift and makes her way over to another about 500 feet away.
"I would if they weren't staring at me!" Dean yells after her trying to keep up with her.
Dean made his way over to a small cabin that looked too small to be anything other than a rest stop. He looked inside to see a tall blonde man helping Jo put on her pants and jacket.
"Can I help you sir?" The blonde man asked in a thick German accent.
"Uhh no I don't think you can. Come on Jo lets go." Dean answers with a commanding tone.
"Oh Dean just give me a second. I need to say good bye to Hanz." Jo says with a twinkle in her eyes.
"Joey you know this man?" Hanz says holding on to Jo's hand as he helps her keep her balance so she can put her skis back on.
"Oh yes, he's just a family friend. More like a brother really. He just came here to visit me with his boyfriend. But his boyfriend forgot a few things down at the car. He should be coming up the mountain in a little while." Jo says smiling as she bats her eyelashes at Dean, who looks incredibly pissed off.
Jo makes her way over to Dean and whispers in his ear, "Can't blow Sam's cover… Hanz and Monty talk."
"Jo my little liebchen there is going to be a large storm tonight. Do you need me to come to your chalet and make sure you are alright?" Hanz purrs in Jo's ear as he caresses her shoulder.
"Oh Hanz that's so sweet but I'll be fine. I'll already have two big strong men with me. I'll be more than okay." Jo replies biting her lip so that Dean and Hanz both see her.
She is sure it has the desired effect on both as Dean begins to drag her out of the cabin and Hanz follows after her speaking in German. Jo can understand every word he is saying and answers him back to push Dean's buttons a little more.
"Oh Hanz that's a lovely offer, I would be more than happy to visit you when the storm has passed and I love champagne! But I can only have a tiny bit… I get drunk so easily and I wouldn't want things to get to out of hand!" Jo waves as she and Dean get on to the Geronimo's Jump lift leaving Hanz below them.
"What the fuck Jo! Seriously? Are you really going to let that sauerkraut stuff you with his wienerschnitzel?" Dean demands.
"That's what you're mad about? And here I thought it was because I told him you and Sam are lovers." Jo murmurs.
"Yeah well I'm not too pleased about that either. But that's not the point. That dude was a tool. And since when did you know German?" Dean says not keeping his eyes off of Jo.
"There are a lot of things you don't know about me Deano. For example, after a hunt I like a good fucking. Hanz looks like he's packing and he's ready and willing so there ya go." Jo says smiling at Dean's baffled expression.
"And you were talking to me about class. Jeez Jo come on! That guy isn't even in your league." Dean argues back.
"Listen here darlin', I will be having sex on this trip. I'm so deprived I almost screwed the detective from town to get my hands on some of the more gory photos for the hunt. Sadly he handed them over to me like they were no big deal. I guess it was my fault I chose to use the FBI angle but whatever. Who doesn't want to bang a hot fed?" Jo says exasperated.
"Whoa I didn't know it was like that Jo. Sorry…" Dean says rolling his eyes in sarcasm.
"Don't you dare get on my bad side Winchester. I like sex. Period. And I want to have sex, so I am going to have it. End of story. Understand?" Jo practically yells just as they reach the top of the second chair lift.
"You know you could always touch yourself Jo…" Dean tries, as he mentally scolds himself for even letting his mind wander to that. It was Jo for God's sake! What was wrong with him!
Jo cuts him off. "Why the hell would I do that if there was perfectly good cock around? I mean honestly and you wonder why people think Sam is the smart one."
"I do wonder actually." Dean says a little puzzled as they make their way to the snowmobiles parked in a small storage shed.
"Ugh never mind. Listen how about we just drop the subject. Follow me and try to keep up." Jo says as she rolls her eyes and climbs aboard a snowmobile.
"I don't think you need to worry about me there buttercup." Dean says as he blows past her on the snowmobile.
"Hey idiot you don't even know where you are going!" Jo calls after him.
"I'm a man. I have a great sense of direction." Dean replies and continues to travel down the path, of course, in the right direction.
"Ugh I hope Sam is faring better than I am", Jo thinks as she follows Dean, "he better hurry up though or he is going to stuck at the bottom of the hill when that storm comes and I'll be trapped with Dean."
OOOOOOOOOO Up next: Sam gets flirty and Dean and Jo get dirty… OOOOOOOOOO