Some how, some way, England forced his way into America's kitchen while visiting. He insisted that America needs some 'real food' and not that "unhealthy heart burn in disguise." America did resist at first, but eventually he gave in, but he still made it clear that England would owe him. Though, America himself owed plenty to other countries. Oh well. So, England found America's kitchen, which, to his surprise, was quite tidy. But it wasn't. It was like organized chaos. Well, that didn't matter, as long as he could find somethings to cook with. He did. Eventually.
America, in the mean time, had gotten his phone ready to dial 911 at any moment, knowing his house would most likely go up in flame.
But then, England needed a pan. He had seen a few pans, but most of them were not clean. He found one though. It looked like America took good care of that particular pan. So he started towards it. He was about to reach for it when America noticed what he was doing.
In a flash he dropped his cell phone and came up beside England, gripping his arm in a tight hold that would cripple a normal human's whole arm. And very slowly and menacingly, with a dark aura radiating off him (much like that of Russia's when he is mad), he says, "Don't. Touch. Oklahoma." And with that England is kicked out of the kitchen. Forever.
The End~
(Yes, I am aware that this is weird, short, and very disappointing. Leave me alone. I'm a bored Oklahoman who just happens to watch and be a fan of Hetalia. And you know what? I bet this could actually be cannon, cause if Texas is his glasses and Florida is his... Olala, why not have a pan as Oklahoma?)