This is a random little dialogue that I thought up while bored in Latin class. I'm not quite sure which characters are featured yet, though.
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"Did anyone ever teach you how to shut up?"
"Yeah, they might have. But I don't think I ever bothered to listen."
"That much is apparent."
"What does that mean?"
"I guess you didn't pay attention when they taught you how to use your brain either."
"Of course I didn't. I never pay attention."
"You are so stupid."
"Because I never pay attention."
"No, because you just let me trick you into saying that you don't know how to use your brain."
"I do know how to use my brain!"
"That's debatable."
"What does that mean?"
"It means that your ability to use your brain is viewed differently by various people and is therefore up for debate."
"What does that mean?"
"It means that I don't think you know how to use your brain!"
"I would be inclined to agree with that statement."
"Stay out of this, please."
"But I like butting in on random conversations."
"Then go find some other random conversation to butt into."
"But this conversation is more interesting than any other random conversation I've ever seen before."
"You have some interesting skills."
"What does that mean?"
"I didn't know one could see conversations."
"What does that mean?"
"You said you saw this conversation. You can't see a conversation. You can see people having a conversation."
"Whatever. You know what I meant."
"Yes, but the one with no brain might be confused."
"Exact…HEY!"
"She has a point there."
"He's brainless."
"Completely brainless."
"Definitely brainless."
"I am going to leave before you two ruin my self-esteem by repeatedly insulting my intelligence."
"What intelligence?"
"How can we insult something when that something is nonexistent?"
"What does that mean?"
"It means we can't insult your intelligence because you don't have any intelligence for us to insult."
"You know, I really hate you two."
"Of course you do. Of course you do"
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Well there it is. Review please.
(If you attempt to tell me that I'm crazy, I will just ask you to tell me something that I don't already know.)
Also, if you have any ideas as to the characters who would be likely to have the above conversation, please include them in the review.