Author's Note: I do'nt own Star Wars nor Harry Potter nor Jeopardy's themes song. The only thing I own is Freaky announcer.
"Trilogy Feud"
Jeopardy Theme Song
"And WELCOME Boys and Girls of all Ages welcome tooooooooooo TRILOGY FE-UD!" The freaky announcer said"Now if you would be oh so kind to stare at the uhmm teleporter thingies...We will introduce the contestants!"
"AAAAnd Team number one will be composed of The STAR WARS DUDES!Yoda,Obi-Wan Kenobi,Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala!" The freaky announcer yelled into the microphone.
Big flashes light the stage as the teleporters spit out the Star Wars Dudes Team.
"Uhmmm...Master...Where the heck are WE!" Anakin asked
"Yes Master Yoda Where are we?" Padmeadded with a bewildered look on her face
"Not sure I am but find outI will." Yoda said
"Well then hurry MASTER!" Obi-Wan pleaded
"Yes uhmm...Asking you I am where are we?" Yoda asked the Freaky announcer
"I'll fill you in a second...AAAAnd the next contestants are the Hogwarts WARTS!" The freaky announcer said loudly " Let me present Albus Dumbledore,Harry Potter,Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger!"
Suddenly the huge brown stick thingy that was lying harmlessly near the stage let out a huge blacky flash of light.Letting out the poor set of contestants.
"Professor...Where in the bloody hell are we?" Ron squeaked
"Oh-Oh what will we do? I'm missing Runes!" Hermion wailed
"Calm down children. I will simply ask that group of...uhhh...wizards( ? ) where we are." Dumbledore said reassuringly "Uhh...Mister Uhhh..."
"Master Kenobi." Obi-Wan answered
"Yes Kenobi...May I ask you are you Wizards?" Dumbledore asked politely
"No we are not. We three...(Obi-Wan points to Yoda and Anakin) are Jedi and Padme here is a very well respected politician. Now may I ask you who are you?" Obi-Wan said rivaling Dumbledore's politeness
"I...err..We are wizards and a witch. Where are we?" Dumbledore said
"Yeah and you better tell us you... Jedee... or else your butts are goin' to be rollin' all over the floor." Harry threatened
"Now now Harry I'm sure does'nt need to come to violence." Dumbledore scolded
"Yes I quite agree with you. Jedi are negotiators and peace keepers. We only become warriors when faced with danger.And I'm afraid we too do not know where we are." Obi-Wan said
"Okaaaaay!Now that the contestants have met each other I will now entertain questions about...!" Freaky announcer points to audience
"TRILOGY FEUD!" The eager audience yells out
"Now and our first question will be...?"
"From me! Where are we?" Anakin said as he held on to Padme
"Ahhh...On Earth of course." Freaky Announcer grinned
"Yes but where on Earth?" Padme asked
"Universal Studios,U.S.A" Freaky Announcer said dreamily as he stared at Padme's unrivaled beauty
Of course little Anakin strengthened his death grip on Padme as he stuck his tongue out at Freaky Announcer.
"Nah nah to you to.Okay since there are no more questions (F.A. turns his back at Hermione an Ron's waving hands) We willl now have our break and show our contestants their quarters which they will stay in as we get on with the show. Do'nt touch that remote because. ..(The audience yells Trilogy Feud)... Will return!" Freaky Announcer said excitedly just as a Mcdonalds commercial rolls in.
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