Parody of The Rollin Stones song. I changed the lyrics.
Chapter One: Get off of my Cloud!
"Leon! Cloud! You want to come to a karaoke bar tonight?"
Leon Leonhart and Cloud Strife glanced at each other. "Who's going to be there?"
"Oh, man, everybody!"
The pair glanced at each other then shrugged. "Sure, Kairi. We'll be there."
That night, Leon was first to go. He got up on stage, stared out at the twenty people in front of him, and grinned. "This song is dedicated to Cloud Strife, my best friend. Enjoy, bee-yotch."
I live in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of my block
And I sit at home looking out the window
Imagining the world has stopped
Then in flies a guy who's all dressed up like a Chocobo Back
And says, I've won five pounds if I like his kind of manly pack
I said, Hey! You! Get off of my Cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my Cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my Cloud
Don't hang around 'cause three's a crowd
On my Cloud, baby
The telephone is ringing
I say, "Hi, it's me. Who is it there on the line?"
A voice says, "Hi, hello, how are you
Well, I guess I'm doin' fine"
He says, "It's three a.m., there's too much noise
Don't you people ever wanna go to bed?
Just 'cause you feel so good, do you have
To drive me out of my head?"
I said, Hey! You! Get off of my Cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my Cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my Cloud
Don't hang around 'cause three's a crowd
On my Cloud baby
I was sick and tired, fed up with this
And decided to take a drive downtown
It was so very quiet and peaceful
There was nobody but my boy around
We lay ourselves out, we were so horny and we started to scream
In the morning the indecency tickets were just like
A flag stuck on our window screen
I said, Hey! You! Get off of my Cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my Cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my Cloud
Don't hang around 'cause three's a crowd
On my Cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my Cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my Cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my Cloud
Don't hang around, baby, three's a crowd
He finished singing and glanced at Cloud, who was about as red as a tomato. He laughed and jumped off stage, ruffling the blonde's hair. "That was fun, huh, Cloud?"
Sora's next.