A/N: You will know the whole 'know your stars' thing from the Nickelodean Show called "All That"
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CO-WRITTEN BY ASH
(KingdomMewFruits)
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Today's
vic- err... star
is... EDWARD!
Edward: Let's just get this over with...
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars... Edward
Cullen... only pretends to like Bella...
Edward: NOT TRUE! Bella,
I lovee you!!
Bella: Yay!
Edward Cullen... eats hot
wings when no one is looking...
Edward: I can't eat human mush
food!
Edward Cullen... is 22, not 190 or
whatever...
Edward: Other way around, stupid.
Edward
Cullen... only pretends to be a vampire to be with
Bella...
Edward: I AM A VAMPIRE! You have NO IDEA just HOW BADLY I
want to prove this right now!! I am planning about twenty ways to
murder you, you know.
Edward Cullen... his mom was
Elizabeth, his dad was a tuna...
Edward: Okay, this is getting
rediculious!!
Edward Cullen... doesn't know how to
spell!!
Edward: What?!
Edward Cullen-
Edward: OKAY,
THAT'S IT! I'M COMMING UP THERE TO THAT LITTLE ROOM THAT'S HIDDEN IN
THE WALL UP THERE!!!
And now you know Edward Cullen, the
fake vampire, hot wing loving, Bella hating, spellcheck-requiring 22
year old with a tuna for a father...
Edward: NONE OF IT'S
TRUEEE!!!
A/N: Next time it's... BELLA!!! (applause and applesauce).