Treyton was a guy in his twenties who lived with the Mario but didnt know if he loved the Mario because the Mario was actually in love with that bitch who was named after some stone fruit called a Peach and was named Peach because her parents had no names and didnt know what name to giver her so they decided to choose the name Peach but even though her name sounds sweet she was still a stinky blonde bimbo who needed her jaw dislocated and her shoulders dislocated because fuck that ho

Treyton one day looked at the Mario and thought to himself that the Mario was looking so fly in his blue overalls and famous red cap and you know its the Mario because hes always wearing these clothes and all the ladies would cum like the Niagara Falls and it would get super wet and overflowing in there because they cant stop ejaculating like a breached fire hydrant since theyre all fanning over the Mario because hes the popular Nintendo mascot but anyway the point is Treyton was a cool motherfucker who wanted to know if he liked or hated the Mario since they were roommates

Some backstory explains why the Mario is no longer a fictional character and a real physical person but he is living with that awesome guy Treyton and they are playing their video games because that is what friends do together when theyre not jerking each other off like weirdoes but moral of the story is figuring out if Treyton and the Mario could possibly get along even if marginally but continuing on Treyton was beating the Mario at the game they were currently playing because hes the protagonist and not the Mario for once and hes like this guy who could save the universe or defeat an omnipotent supreme overlord threatening all lifeforms extinction and the Mario is his sidekick and sometimes other characters are also helping him but he can do everything solo and could probably do it while blindfolded and with his hands tied behind his back because he is like Jesus Christ and because he is so fucking epic

So the Mario could feel these chills crawling down his spine in a spiderlike fashion and it was so fucking cold that Treyton thought it was ice sliding down his back or something and it made him want to hibernate like a bear in the winter so the Mario looked over at Treyton because Treyton was looking at him and they werent locking eyes they were just doing normal people staring so the Mario asked what Treyton was looking at and Treyton replied by saying nothing and walked off to the kitchen to open the refrigerator and get some food because he has to eat and the lamest death would be starvation because thats boring as fuck when youre just waiting to die if you know what I mean so the Mario went to use the bathroom to take a quick piss and he opened the toilet lid and urinated into it then when he finished his tinkle he flushed the toilet and closed the lid and remembered to wash his hands thoroughly because hygiene is important

So the Mario loves the toilet because hes an Italian plumber and his job is technically to unclog and fix toilets because they are his life and manhood so sometimes the Mario would sit on the toilet and take a nice long shit like a very long defecation and letting the toilet eat up his baked brownies because his butt is an oven and when he uses a fire flower he needs to be careful when pooping because the brownies he is making inside him could get burnt badly and the Mario wants to make sure his toilet is getting the meal it deserves even though its an inanimate object but the Mario doesnt care because the toilet would always splash its toilet water on his butt to lick up that soft dirty skin since it tastes so good

When the Mario exited the bathroom he saw Treyton was eating a plate of spaghetti and was using it to bait the Mario because the Mario gets hard as a rock when he sees the sauce and the meatballs on the spaghetti so in his pants his little dwarf became a big giant and it grew to massive fucking side that it looked like someone tried shoving a perfectly cigar shaped torpedo in there and it was pretty badass

Treyton took a bite out of one of the meatballs and chewed it obnoxiously like a grazing cow in the farm fields minus the jiggly udders though he did have gynecomastia but thats another story for another time for another flabby boob so Treyton was eating the meatball in a seductive and lascivious manner and he was doing it very tantalizingly because he wanted the Mario to feel all jealous that his warm saliva was not covering the mush of the meatball and it was kind of working because the Mario loved the taste of a meatball and envied that mega sexy Treyton was getting to eat it and not him and wanted to secretly grab the kitchen and stab Treyton in the stomach so he would carve it open and pull out his intestines so he could eat them like spaghetti because guts kind of do look like a kind of spaghetti and it would be a brand new experience for the Mario to critique because he was an expert connoisseur when it came to spaghetti

Treyton gave a sly smile at the Mario when he saw the Mario was jelly and beckoned him over to the kitchen table so the Mario could get a closer look at how much he was enjoying the spaghetti so the Mario had to slowly maneuver his way over there because his penis was now extremely backbreaking heavy and it felt almost impossible for him to heave but he eventually managed to lug his motherfucking rocker over to Treyton because Treyton had the golden plate of spaghetti and the Mario didnt like the fact he had it while he had nothing so he trudged his way with his big willy and when he arrived he was far too late because Treyton didnt hesitate to waste any time and gobbled down the spaghetti right in front of the Mario and licked his lips in absolute pleasuring delight because he knew the Mario would be fuming by his wicked action and that was the whole point because he wanted to see if he would like the mad the Mario or hate the mad the Mario

Treyton thought having finished the spaghetti still had traces of the sauce on his plate so he held it up to his face and began gratifying himself by sensually licking the plate in front of the Mario which pissed him off and made the Mario want to kick his fucking traitorous ass because the Mario used his detective skills to figure out that Treyton was being a piece of shit and wanted to punch him straight in the nose until blood squirted out of his nose like ketchup being shot out of the bottle when squeezed too tightly and the Mario did curl his hands into clenching fists and immediately threw a curveball at Treyton but Treyton is too amazing and dodges his punch effortlessly only to retaliate by sending his foot right into the stomach of the Mario and caused him to double over because the impact was too strong and crushing

He hacked and wheezed as Treyton stood over him with a mocking grin and the Mario could feel his stomach start to build up nausea and fought the urge to vomit everywhere but as he held back those yucky acid contents he ended up getting kneed in the face by Treyton who then proceeded to pulverize the Mario while he was down and kept on beating him over the head as he tried to cave in his skull because he was defending himself from the wrath of the Mario and its fair because the Mario was trying to sock him but missed so Treyton is allowed to keep kicking him over and over and over again in the forehead and the Mario mightve passed out during the experience but Treyton was unmerciful and didnt care that he was unconscious and kept on going with his stomps

He managed to produce large amount of blood which oozed out from the Mario and caused his big nose to burst like a fucking balloon and smearing the tiled floor with crimson and the underside of the boot Treyton was wearing was drenched in the sticky hot blood and decorated with chunks of pinkish brain and bits of caked red flesh and Treyton kept bringing down his foot on the head of the Mario with the strength of an elephant even though his legs arent like tree trunks but it was still exactly like that or at least it would feel like that but anyway he obliterated the head of the Mario and left an ugly fucking mess that was so pungent and grotesque that you would wonder what kind of magnificent person would do this

Treyton felt like an artist after what he did to the Mario and laughed because the only reason the Mario failed to strike him was because he was so off balanced by his enormous erection and it made him slower and inaccurate during his throw so Treyton had the advantage and took it without failure so now that the Mario is dead Treyton could certify himself as someone who dislikes the Mario because he is a fatty and went to clean his shoes in the bathroom and while he was in there he contemplated on going after the younger brother of the Mario who is named the Luigi who is also an Italian plumber but he is different because he wears a green cap so Treyton decided he would target the little pussy next but before that he needed to do something else

Treyton finished cleaning his shoes until they shined and returned to the fucked up corpse of the Mario and after struggling for a while to pull of his pants and when he finally did he could expose the thick hairy dick to the air and admired it because it was impressive and Treyton wondered if he should suck on that pickle and see if any juice was left inside it because it would be a shameful waste to just abandon it and have no one enjoy it because thats dumb so he opened his mouth wide and sucked on it as though he were in a hypnotic trance and it was scrumptious in his own opinion and im not sure if he is bisexual but maybe this means Treyton is bisexual

Treyton finishes using the dick of the Mario as his pacifier to suck and goes out on another adventure