Detective Neko L
It was a normal day at HQ, L was eating his sweets while light just stared at the computer completely bored, just what was needed for a fight between them, just as usual.
"Light-kun" L said "Light-kun, I really don't think that chart is going to magically change if you stare at it for half hour"
Light finally came out of his thought as he heard what L said. "I wasn't trying to magically changing it, I was analyzing it"
"For half an hour Light-kun? Should I start getting worried about your reasoning skills?"
That comment was what made Light angry, and angry Light is not that appealing…
"Are you calling me stupid? Well then if I'm that stupid then, TAKE THESE STUPID HANDCUFFS OFF AND LET ME OUT OF HERE!"
"You are now starting to sound like Misa and that alone is worrisome, and the handcuffs are because YOU know you´re a suspect, I suggest you go back to staring that chart before you get violent" *insert Light's eye-twitch *
Yup just as usual.
That same night, it was raining outside and they were still in the investigation room when Light noticed something in the screen of the mian entrance of the building, then he recognized it…A little kitten!
"L! There is a kitten out there in the rain!"
"Actually it seems bigger so it must be a cat" responded L with his same monotone voice
"I don't care, he is wet and shivering!" said Light genuinely worried about the kitten…cat
L just stared at the screen "It is on the entrance now, it shouldn't get any wet so please stop worrying"
L's answer pissed Light off and on top of that he couldn't just sit and watch how the little cat was shivering.
"That's it, I'm going to take him inside, I really can't watch it there anymore" it was Light's response as he stand up and started heading to the main entrance with a shocked L following behind.
"Light, you do understand street cats may have diseases?"
"Yes, then we just have to take him to a vet"
"…We don't know if it is aggressive"
"We will soon find out"
"…What about rabies? There is a 60% chance that cat has rabies!"
"Well if the cat had rabies then he would be jumping around looking for something to bite! And stop complaining! He is just a poor little kitten for god's sake!"
"…Cat"
"AAGGHHH SHUT IT L!"
Finally, after many complains from the detective, they arrived to the main entrance where the said cat was curled up into a ball, still shivering. Light looked at the kitty with compassioned eyes, but then it came the oh-so-genius comment from L.
"Told you it was a cat, it's too big to be a kitten."
*insert big face palm from light*