Hello Chummetes, this is my second fic for this site and it's a bit different because it's set in Dave's point of view. Ok its set straight after SITNOP, please R&R because I have absolutely no idea if you're going to like it or not. Okay enough from me enjoy, (I hope) Becky xx

11:00Pm

Walking home. The fisticuffs are over and now I expect Gee is off snogging the lesbian somewhere. I just hope his handbag doesn't get in the way. Idiot! What a night it's only 11 and I'm going home my parents will have a fit if I'm home this early. I'll just head back to the club, Tom's probably there he can talk to me about moss or something.

2 minutes later.

I can here crying. Oh giddy god its Gee. And being me I will have to do something.

"Kittycat?" I say "Are you alrightio?" Alrightio? God I was turning into the practising homosexual.

"Oh hi Dave yes I'm as right as to err righty things in righty land."

"So you're not alright then." She shook her head. I bent down and hugged her, she is it has to be said vair pretty even when she's crying.

"Come on kittycat lets get you home." I said and helped her get up. She put her arm round my waist and hobbled along with me.

"Dave?"

"Yes?"

"What do you think of Masimo? Tell the truth." What do I think of Masimo I think he's a prize prune for being with Georgia. Not that I care because I have a girlfriend Emma who's you know quite nice.

"He's alright for a lesbian I suppose." Gee sighed,

"Dave he's not a lesbian." Yeah and the popes not a vicar. Hang on wait is the pope a vicar? I don't even know. But what I do know is Masimo is a lesbian. Georgia isn't crying so much now infact I think she might be smiling but its dark and I can't really go vair close up to her face to look because 1)It would be vair strange and 2)I'd probably end up snogging her.

12:00pm

In my bed. I am sleeping on a shoe but I cannot be bothered to move it because none of my bones are working. When I left Gee she was still all miz and I was just looking at her and then I accidently put my mouth on her hers and nibbled her lip for at least 5 minutes.

Why do I always end up snogging Georgia? I have a girlfriend I should be happy with her I mean she's quite pretty and oh what the hell I'm just going to dump her. It is the only way. But what can I say to her. You're dumped cos I like someone else? Its not you its Gee? Ha-ha that was a good one Dave. I 

make myself laugh sometimes. Well I'm going to dump her and that's that I have made up my mind and I will be sticking to it.

11:30Am, dumping day.

God it's early! Crap it's a school day and I'm 2 hours late! Why did no-one wake me? Do my parents even know I'm here?

One minute later

Okay uniform on. Where's my tie? Oh sod it! I run downstairs to find my mutti sitting at the table.

"Mutti! Why didn't you wake me?"

"Dave! I tried, Six times! You sleep like a log."I sighed and ran out of the door with a piece of toast.

Oh no! I can see Mr Gay dayvies in the playground. Okay Dave just slowly walk past...

"Dave Reynolds! Come here right now!"

"Hi sir" I put on a fake voice.

"Why are you so incredibly..."

"Good looking?"

"No! Late?"

"Aagh well you see I went to the dentist."He nodded and let me past. I didn't know it was that easy to skip school. Wow I'll be having a few more lie in's from now on.

French

Bla bla bla bonjour. What a fruitful language French is. Not. Monsieur Lenka is mumbling at the front of the class and we are all just talking. I aimed a paper dart at Tom's head and he turned around.

"Why were you so late today?" Tom said

"I fancied a lie in. It is vair tiring being a professional street fighter."

"Or a professional snogger according to Jaz."

"Can your girlfriend not even go a day without telling you everything Gee says?"

"No not really but she is very good at finding moss. We found a particular kind of fungi the other day..."

"Tom. I'm going to say this very nicely. Shut up." Tom turned around and then Monsieur Lenka shouted at me.

"Dave why are you talking?"



"I'm not exactly the only one!"

"An apology would be fine Dave."

"Sorry."

"Sorry sir." He corrected.

"There's no need to call me sir monsieur Lenka."

One minute later

One bad conduct and I've only been here about 10 minutes. That can go in the record book.

3:30Pm

Riding Rollo out of the school gates he is quite tall so I have a good view.

Oh look I can see the girls. Ouch! Rollo had just dropped me to go and see Joolz. I will just have to walk over without my humble steed. Everyone is looking at something I shall have to go and see.

It is the lesbian and Gee. He looks angry and Gee looks miz. He's actually shouting at her, well he can't do that, not to Gee!

"Oi! Masimo if you want to shout at someone shout at me but leave Gee alone." Gee looked at me and then Masimo and she looked a bit scared.

"Okay laughy man! I can talk to my girlfriend however I want!" That's it no more Mr. nice Dave!

"Not in front of me you can't!" And I punched him right in the face. Ha take that stupid hairy Italian. I heard Tom shout

"Oh no not again!" And Rosie shouted

"In the name of pants, In the name of pants!" Masimo was just looking at Gee. She took a deep breath and said.

"Masimo I'm sorry but I can't see you anymore." And ran off. I would have run after her but when I turned around Emma was there raising her eyebrows.

"Can we talk?" she said. I nodded and followed her to the school gates. "Was that for Georgia?" she asked.

"You should have heard the way he was talking to her Em?"

"Why do you care so much about her Dave?"Emma wasn't looking sad she just looked curious.

"I don't know, I wish I didn't I really wish I didn't care so bloody much about her." Emma looked down.

"We shouldn't go out. It was a laugh though right we had a laugh see you around." I nodded and she walked off.



One second later

Well I haven't upset Emma but I have upset Gee. She looked so miz after the second fisticuffs fandango. And that didn't make me feel good. I'm going to have to ring her.

"Tom, can I borrow your mobile?" he nodded and I dialled Georgia's number.

"Hello Nicolson house I'm to miz to say anything interesting so hello?"

"Hi Gee. I'm sorry about today." I heard her sob.

"Its alright he was being mean. I just wish I'd seen it earlier. What am I going to do Dave?"

"I think you have to be brave and mature or whatever. Do you want me to come around?"

"Dave you're neither of those things." Too right I wasn't but I could give a dam good go for Georgia.

"I'm still coming over."

"Okay."

20 minutes later, At Gee's

Gee's Mutti answered the door in a vair low cut top. I kept me eyes securely on her face.

"Hello Dave what's happening mate?" Ha. I love it when old people try and sound young. It is comedy genius.

"Hi Mrs Nicolson I've come to see Gee."

"Please call me Connie." I smiled and went upstairs. Gee was sat on her bed with alot of Jammy Dodgers. But her makeup looks all fresh and her hairs all nice and bouncy.

"Hey Kittycat. How you holding up?"

"I've only eaten one packet so far. That's quite good right?" She is such good value I sat on her bed and ate a jammy dodger.

"Oi Dave you're meant to be comforting me. Not eating my jammy dodgers." She said. I hugged her and she rested her head on my chest. Her hair smelt of peach it was vair nice.

"You were too good for him anyway Gee." I said and she smiled.

"But he was gorgey."

"Yeah probably but not as gorgey as you." Gee wasn't listening.

"And his nose was proper size not big like mine." I laughed I don't see what's wrong with Gee's nose. I mean it is a little larger than most others but I think that's quite groovy.

"Gee your nose is lovely okay?" she looked up. I looked down at her. Uh oh! I just had to kiss her she looked so vair beautiful.



10 minutes later

Oh yeah! I am the snog master and Georgia is definitely the snog queen. Blimey that girl can snog!