1. A principal who sucks at his job is no principal at all.
2. When you walk around naked, always do it with confidence.
3. It's always funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious.
4. Farts and crafts is not a qualified school project.
5. If you love to fart, join the American Fart Association.
6. Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
7. The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.
8. Anyone can lecture from the butt, only very few can act.
9. Fart jokes still work for me.
10. I'm a rule-breaker and rebel by nature.
11. I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
12. We can make the world a better place, one butt at a time.
13. We are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
14. I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.
15. I think I have a sense of mischief and that I can laugh at myself.
16. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes.
17. I was always one who was clowning around in school and getting in trouble.
18. When in doubt, build a fart.
19. To barf or not to barf, that is the question.
20. What's the difference between a nose and a fart? They smell!
21. Think Globally, Fart Locally