Authors Note: This little story is kind of out of character.

Ruri: Hi Ruri and Rin here and this is but one of our many random conversations that we have.

Rin: This story was one of our funny random conversations that we had at school one day and we just put Fiona and Hewie and well… Hunting Ground stuff into it.

Ruri: Yeah and the funny thing is you get to here Hewie talk! How exciting is that!

Rin: Ok now here's the story…er..blerb…err…weird conversation.…thingy.

Ruri: Rin?

Rin: Yeah?

Ruri? I'm so happy we finely have our first story started its so exciting!

Rin: Yeah…ok.. so am I so peoples have a fun time reading!

Distractions

We were walking down a long hallway, and looking for a door to open, or another hallway to turn in to. It just went on and on and I was getting tired. Plus there was a strange noise coming from somewhere.

"Fiona can we please stop and take a rest?" asked Hewie.

"Hewie I know your tired and so am, I but do you don't have to wine every five minutes!" wined Fiona.

"Sorry Fiona I can't help it" wined Hewie, "I don't usually walk all day with no res-"

"Hush!"

"But-"

"Just hush and look around the corner"

Hewie obeyed and looked. He saw the back of Debilitas and he was snoring! Hewie and Fiona quickly walked away, down the long hallway so they wouldn't wake Debilitas.

Fiona stopped. "That was a little scary" she said almost out of breath.

"I know what your talking about… that thing can really snore!" He and Fiona started to giggle. "Ok we need his keys," she told him.

"What? Why?"

"Because we need them to open a door, remember?"

"Yeah I remember…but how are we going to get them because I think he just woke up." Fiona looked over her shoulder and could see his shadow. She could he was a little distracted by the moment because he was playing with his favorite doll.

"I have a idea," she told Hewie.

"What?"

"You can distract him while I grab his keys. So, go on Hewie, go distract him."

"What do you mean by 'distract'?"

"Hewie you know what I mean, now go distract him"

"Yes but define 'distract.'"

"What?"

"Well there's… bite distract, kill distract, noise distract, going to the bathroom distracting cough pissing cough cough, adorable puppy eye distraction, rabies distraction, finding a ball distr-"

"That's enough Hewie, I get the point"

"OR… you could be the distraction and I will get the keys."

"And how exactly will I do that?"

"Well he likes you … so just do what I do to get attention and wag…err…shake your tail…oh wait you don't have a tail, um butt."

"…How about we go with the bite distraction"

Once they worked out there 'Plan of Distraction' Hewie ran over to Debilitas and started to bite him. Fiona quickly went to grab the keys. Once she got a hold of them Debilitas turned around and saw Fiona.

She started to run and soon Hewie caught up to her. They ran into a room.

"Oh no Hewie, what are we going to do? What are we going to do?" Fiona screeched.

"Well we could always hide in that closet over there" Hewie told her.

"Oh I didn't see that come on"

Right after they were safely in the closet Debilitas came in. But fortunately he was too dumb to figure out where they were. So they were safe…for now.

AN: Well that's it for now…I hope you will Review and tell us if you liked it! Just please no flames.