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A/N: OK, I admit it. We're crazy. After all, how else would you explain it when you write a gender bender? Well, I'm going to note here and now that not all of the cast had their genders switched, only most of them. For instance, Gai would only get scarier as a woman, so he stays male.

Writers: Mika and Tenchi

Warnings: Gender Bending and possible same-sex pairings

Prolog - The Burning of the Book

Fate looked down at the smoldering ashes of his book, the one thing that kept everything as it should be. "...Whoops."
Karma stood beside, looking down at the ... once powerful book. Blinking she looked at her hand which held her lighter. Why she had it.. Well Karma didn't need a reason. "... So... Umm... yeah I got nothing..."
"You do realize that all universes are now thoroughly fucked, right?"
"... Well... it can't get worse.. Can it? I mean... it's just the fate of all the universes... I don't think anything horridly bad will happen." Karma pulled up her cig and placed into her mouth. " It'd could be worse and screw us over too..."
Fate just looked at her and slowly walked away. She had a point, it wouldn't affect them, but he had to worry about everything else, since it was his job.