'Twas Rocky, and transvestite soup
Did do the
time warp in the lab;
All edgy was the virgin
group,
As Janet they did grab.
"Look on the banister, my son!
So lucky since Magenta
slid!
Look on the handyman, but shun
the
one Columbia did!
He took an elbow-fuck in hand:
Long time created
men he sought--
So "toucha" me by the Riff-raff
tree,
American Gothic in thought.
As in Transylvanian thought he stood,
The Pelvic
Thrust, with eyes of flame,
Did folk-dance through the late night
wood,
and Charles
Atlas'ed as it
came!
One two! One two! And
through and through
(Damn it)
Janet did jump left
She stepped back right,
and holding tight,
She made her movements deft.
"And hast thou slain the Frank-N-Furt?
Come to
my arms, voyeuristic boy!
Double
feature day! Callooh! Callay!"
We're all lucky in his
joy.
'Twas Rocky, and transvestite soup
Did do the
time warp in the lab;
All edgy was the virgin
group,
As Janet they did grab.