DISCLAIMER!
I did not make up the characters in this fic. They were made up, and introduced by Nicolodean, before that crappy station decided they were too crude for TV, then they were put on MTV, where they weren't crude enough for TV, they currently reside on VH1, where they cut crap out of them for time, which stinks! Anyway, I am making this fic to show my apreciation for the cartoon. I am not making any money off this, so the publishers can't sue me! I may have gotten the name of Stimpy's fart wrong, so don't write a mean review because of that, KAY ^_^!
---------------------------REN AND STIMPY!------------------------------
--------------------STINKY, THE FART, RETURNS!---------------------
BY ICHIJI KIPA
"Stimpy, get over here" shouted Ren, the chiwawa.
"DER, right away ren." said Stimpy, as he got his fat butt off the floor, where he was lying in the corner, giggking, as Ren was watching TV. "What Ren?" he said.
"Did you fart? I smell crap, and I know I didn't do it!" said Ren, as he pointed his blaming finger in Stimpy's face.
"Um, gee, no, er, I mean, I didn't do it?" Stimpy managed to force out, with a worried look on his face.
"Then what do I smell, huh?" Ren said, now completly angry. Ren obviously get's mad easily.
"No Ren, I was just playing with my friend, come on out Stinky." said ren, looking at his index finger, hmmm, I wonder where that was?
"OHHOHHOOHHH NO, I thought that I told you he couldn't come here anymore!? I don't wanna see him, get rid of him!" Ren cruelly shouted.
"Hey Ren, hows it goin' man?" Stinky said in his low surfer tone of voice.
"Get out!" Ren pointed at the door, indicating that he wanted him to leave.
"Kay, I know when I'm not wanted." Stinky walked out the door, leaving a trail of crapplike stench on his way out. As he left, Stimpy began to weep, then he got down on his hands and knees in front of Ren, and shouted like a baby "I hate you, I'm getting a divorce."
"You can't have a divorce, you are to attached to me Steempy. He, Aheehee." Ren said, like a red-neck husband.
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THE NEXT DAY- IN COURT
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"I grant you divorce, the litter box, and the children go to Stimpy." said the short judge, played by a man who somehow ends up in every episode.
"Steempy, you never told me that Stinky was our child, why, oh why was I si cruel, why?!" Ren shouted in angst!
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THE NEXT DAY- AT STIMPY'S APARTMENT
"Hey, I'm here to pick up Stinky for Happy Happy Joy Joy World, you ready little guy?" said Ren, as he came to get his visitation rights with Stinky.
"Oh Ren, we were foolish, so you want to get back together?" said Stimpy, trying to get Ren back.
"No way man, I got a new girl in my life, and she's half my age?" Ren said, slowly raising his eye brows over and over. The girl that ends up in every episode taht looks animeish enters the room. Moulan Rouge horns play in the background, and Ren, Stinky, and the Girl all leave theapartment, all joined at the hands. The screen turns black, and a single spot light shines on Stimpys crying face.
--------------------------------------THE END------------------------------- --
DEDICATED TO SIR PW!
I did not make up the characters in this fic. They were made up, and introduced by Nicolodean, before that crappy station decided they were too crude for TV, then they were put on MTV, where they weren't crude enough for TV, they currently reside on VH1, where they cut crap out of them for time, which stinks! Anyway, I am making this fic to show my apreciation for the cartoon. I am not making any money off this, so the publishers can't sue me! I may have gotten the name of Stimpy's fart wrong, so don't write a mean review because of that, KAY ^_^!
---------------------------REN AND STIMPY!------------------------------
--------------------STINKY, THE FART, RETURNS!---------------------
BY ICHIJI KIPA
"Stimpy, get over here" shouted Ren, the chiwawa.
"DER, right away ren." said Stimpy, as he got his fat butt off the floor, where he was lying in the corner, giggking, as Ren was watching TV. "What Ren?" he said.
"Did you fart? I smell crap, and I know I didn't do it!" said Ren, as he pointed his blaming finger in Stimpy's face.
"Um, gee, no, er, I mean, I didn't do it?" Stimpy managed to force out, with a worried look on his face.
"Then what do I smell, huh?" Ren said, now completly angry. Ren obviously get's mad easily.
"No Ren, I was just playing with my friend, come on out Stinky." said ren, looking at his index finger, hmmm, I wonder where that was?
"OHHOHHOOHHH NO, I thought that I told you he couldn't come here anymore!? I don't wanna see him, get rid of him!" Ren cruelly shouted.
"Hey Ren, hows it goin' man?" Stinky said in his low surfer tone of voice.
"Get out!" Ren pointed at the door, indicating that he wanted him to leave.
"Kay, I know when I'm not wanted." Stinky walked out the door, leaving a trail of crapplike stench on his way out. As he left, Stimpy began to weep, then he got down on his hands and knees in front of Ren, and shouted like a baby "I hate you, I'm getting a divorce."
"You can't have a divorce, you are to attached to me Steempy. He, Aheehee." Ren said, like a red-neck husband.
---------------
THE NEXT DAY- IN COURT
---------------
"I grant you divorce, the litter box, and the children go to Stimpy." said the short judge, played by a man who somehow ends up in every episode.
"Steempy, you never told me that Stinky was our child, why, oh why was I si cruel, why?!" Ren shouted in angst!
--------------
THE NEXT DAY- AT STIMPY'S APARTMENT
"Hey, I'm here to pick up Stinky for Happy Happy Joy Joy World, you ready little guy?" said Ren, as he came to get his visitation rights with Stinky.
"Oh Ren, we were foolish, so you want to get back together?" said Stimpy, trying to get Ren back.
"No way man, I got a new girl in my life, and she's half my age?" Ren said, slowly raising his eye brows over and over. The girl that ends up in every episode taht looks animeish enters the room. Moulan Rouge horns play in the background, and Ren, Stinky, and the Girl all leave theapartment, all joined at the hands. The screen turns black, and a single spot light shines on Stimpys crying face.
--------------------------------------THE END------------------------------- --
DEDICATED TO SIR PW!