ohayo everybody, it is your favourite host, dudimon. some of you might know me and i am starting a new fanfic on the Ouran high school host club section. you're all asking why another fanfic,right?

it is to ensure you get more popularity for your fans"kyouya said while raising his glases

spot on. i will be sure to update my other fanfic during the holiday in 2 weeks time. i will introuduce an OC called Narebari Syaoron. cool right!

YOU SAID IT."Tamaki said as we embrace each others arms and crying out tears of joy

"if you have time to mope dudimon, you have time to study."Haruhi said as i go to my emo corner

"and stop growing musrooms on the corner Tamaki sempai!"

but you only said tamaki was only someone you know.

tamaki looked shocked as he recalled some bad memories

tamaki then burst into tears and run of the door. "wait sempai!"Haruhi said as he/she chased after him. ahh... young love

"are you done yet? i wanna have my time"syaoron said

ok. Hitachiin twins, do your stuff

ok. dudimon 1 does not own OHSHC. if he did, he would have made it longer.

yes! the ending made me cried for days.

Let the hosting begin

chapter 1 a new life

Syaoron POV

i feel so goddamn sleepy. it was bad enough i stayed up all night studying for a chemistry test, and now the beds are occupied by the idiot rich people.

who am i you asked. i am Narebari Syaoron. I am 15 years old and have major personality issues. probably because i was kidnapped for 2 years and have to live in a cemetry with nothing but stone. I used to live in poverty with my parents, after my kidnapping bussiness, my parents managed to own a huge company, so i am currently living in luxury for 2 goddamn years. wish we still have the happy times

Anyways... i was trying to find a place to sleep when i stumbled upon the 3rd music room. it was quiet so i thought it could be a nice place to sleep. too bad i was wrong. when i opened the door, i saw rose petals and was blinded by a fierce light. when i regained my eyesite, i saw 7 men greeting me on the other side of the room.

"greetings, you lost puppy. how are you today."the one with yellow hair and looks like the boss said. i wasnt really paying attention, because i was eying the sofa he was on.

"you must be Narebari Syaoron, right." the guy with glasses said. i was shocked, how the hell did he know me. "you must be thinking, why i know your name?"he continued. does he have telephaty. oh wait, i have it! opps, spoilers.

"nice to meet you syao-chan"a boy with a bunny and a tall guy behind him walked up to me. When he caLLed me chan, i exploded! "WHO SAYS CHAN TO A MALE"

the boy started to cry and ran to the tall male. "TAKASHI! SYAO-CHAN IS BEING MEAN TO ME!" the boy cried. just then, the older male gave me a death stare and it pretty much horrified everyone in the room except me. i gave him the deadliest face i coukd comprehend and they all screamed "HELP! THERE IS A DEMON!" i then sweatdropped

after the group settled down, they started questioning me. things you dont wanna know."why are you here?""are you gay?""do you like sweets?" i exploded, grabbed the sofa the leader was on and slept on it.

Haruhi POV

Does this guy looked familliar or is it my imagination?

"hey Haruhiiiiiiii!" Tamaki sempai whinned "that man was mean to daddy." i sigh. i never catch a break, do i?

"sempai, you were never my father to begin with."i cut straight to the point. it hit him like an arrow in the heart. he then went to his so called emo corner and grew moss there and said it is a hamster home.

"haruhi"Hikaru and Kaoru said simultaniously

"this guy is

the equal first place guy

with you

in our class"

then i remebered.

flashback

"wahh! i wondered who get first place again."a girl said

"it must be haruhi. he is cool, charming and smart at the same time."another girl said

the, they shoed the results. i am shocked that my name was replaced by someone elses. then, i saw my name with an equal side next to it

"wahh, the new student is smart"a guy said.

i sighed and went off to the club

flashback ended

so he is that new student. i didnt relized

then, narebari stated mumbling things.

"ehhhh! you mean there is a 20 yen per egg caron at the store promotion sale."

when i heard that, i ran over to him and shoke him. "where is the eggs held!" i shouted

syaoron POV

as i was stuck at the cemetry for 2 years, i gained the ability to hear ghost. most of the time is helpful info, learning the dead of the past

ahh, i was talking to my friend;Albert; about any promotional prices arpund the street. as i heard him there was 20 yen eggs, i kinda got excited. what can i say, i lived in poverty.

then, i was woken up by someone. nobody wakes me up like that. i hate waking up, it is such a hascle. whenever i sleep, i have to chain myself to not expose my demon self. i then slapped the guy who woke me up and he fell to the ground with the buttons of his clothing torned apart. i then saw he was wearing a bra. that is when it hit me, he is a girl

"are you an okama?" i asked

well that was exciting

"you said it dudi-chan"honey sempqi said

well, since our hero found out haruhi is a girl, what other supernatural things will happen. literally.

p.s i wont post another chapter till this fanfic reaches 7 reviews and 2 favourites