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Cowboy Bebop: Unleashed Part 1
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Punch: Now, we're making a movie about our show!!
Spike: What the hell? How do you make a movie out of a Bounty hunter information program??
Faye: Easy. They did it, didn't they?
Spike: I guess so. *Lights a cigarette*
Misato: *comes in*
Spike: Who the hell are you? And what are you doing on the Bebop?
Misato: Oh! Whoops! I thought this was the set for Neon Genesis Evangelion! I'm going to kill Shinji for telling me the directions!
Faye: Bitch, that's my gun. *points at Misato's gun*
Misato: No it's not. Mr. Ikari gave it to me for being his putain.
Faye: That's gross, now hand it over.
Spike: I'll leave you two ladies alone. *tosses his cigarette*
Ed: *feels something hot on her head* Ed feels something hot on Ed's head.
Sheeta: *falls from the sky, but isn't wearing the Laputa family jewel thingo, and crashes through the top of the ship* -SPLAT-
Spike: *sees the heap of broken bones* Hey, are you okay?
Sheeta: uhgmmm.....*passes on*
Spike: Whatever. *walks over her*
Ed: *Hair catches on fire* AHHH FAYE FAYE!!
Faye: *slaps Misato* Now, i want my gun!
Misato: *shoots Faye, then throws the gun at her* There. You have it.
Ed: *runs around, her head engulfed in flames.
Jet: ED! *dumps a bucket of water on her head*
Captain Dora: *flies in with her sons* SHEETA! *crashes through the side of the Bebop*
Jet: Damnit, my ship! It's going to fall out of the sky if people keep crashing into it!
Policeman: Misato, you are under arrest! *hand cuffs her and sends her out into space*
Priss: Hey, I'm the cop here! You're not even an anime character!!
Policeman: *sticks tongue out*
Priss: Oh GRR...I knew I shouldn't have stopped at Macy*s before coming here!
Spike: HEY it's the Burning Gundam!! *is staring out of the window* Domon Kasshu...HE'S MY HERO!! *eyes sparkle*
*Burning Gundam crashes into the Bebop*
Spike: YAAAY! *runs up to the giant mecha and holds out a pen and tablet* Can I have your autograph???
Yugi: Sure! *takes the little pen and paper* What's your name little boy?
Spike: Spike - S-P-I-K-E ^.^
Yugi: *holds the pen too hard and it explodes*
Spike: HEY wait a minute...you dont SOUND like Domon...
Yugi: I'm not Domon.
Spike: O_O *his dreams are crushed* NOOOO ;_;
Yugi: o.O; *is surprised to see a grown man cry*
*another loud BOOM*
Jet: Crap! I will never have enough Woolongs to pay for repairs!! T_T
Misato: *floating outside the window, holding her breath and turning funky colors
Asuka: *comes in* Where's Misato? We can't shoot until she's on the set!
Jet: *points at the window* Her?
Spike: YOU IMPOSTOR!
Kaiba: Mwahaha! *Is suited in the Gundam Deathscythe* Yugi, you're going DOWN!
Yugi: How about Up? like uptown Mars to get a bite to eat?
Kaiba: *lowers scythe* Sounds good!
Faye: *heals herself* (I bet y'all didn't know she could do that, huh?) That stupid woman! *stands up and runs out of one of the holes in the Bebop's panels.*
Policeman: Priss.
Priss: What?
Policeman: Will you marry me?
Priss: When?
Policeman: Now?
Priss: Why?
Policeman: I like you.
Priss: How?
Policeman: Like my wifey.
Priss: Who?
Policeman: Who what?
Spike: AUGH I can't take it anymore! *puts hands over ears*
Asuka: I'm not going out to get her. Jet, you do it.
Jet: Me? What, WHY?!
Asuka: You're the hairy one.
Jet: --;
Priss: I dunno.
Policeman: You dunno what?
Faye: *is in space, strangling Misato*
Ed: *hair looks like one of Jet's bonzai trees*
Jet: Hey, I heard that, My bonzai trees are the best!
Asuka: HMPH, JEEEEET....
Jet: it's JET, not JEET!
Asuka: So?
Policeman: *tries to glomp Priss*
Priss: HEY *kicks him where the sun don't shine*
Faye: *comes in with a turquoise Misato* Here, who ordered the ass-kicked Misato?
Asuka: Me! I did!
Faye: *tosses Misato at Asuka* There, all yours.
Punch: *knocks on the screen since no one's watching* Hello?
Judy: Punch, I think them people are havin' a good ol' fight!
Yugi: *Comes back with Kaiba* Ok, we can fight now.
Kaiba: Ok. *draws out his scythe*
Yugi: No fair, you have a weapon.
Kaiba: So? All's fair in love and war.
Yugi: Love?
Kaiba: Yes, Yugi...I love..
Yugi: Not me, I hope! o.o;
Kaiba: Yugi, I think I'm in love with yu-
Yugi: NOOO
Kaiba: You dirty man, *slaps him* I was gonna say Yuna!
Yugi: NO FAIR you hit me when I wasn't ready!!
Yura: Did someone say they loved me? *appears as a hologram*
Kaiba: Yes, Yuna of Final Fantasy 10, I love you SO MUCH!
Yugi: Total puke fest.
Spike: Hey, Yuna's hot...
Kaiba: HEY, she's MINE! *swipes scythe at Spike and cuts him in half*
Spike: COOL now there's two of meee!!
Jet: Ok, that's it! Everyone get in line!
*All forms a line*
Jet: If you are dead, you are excused.
Misato: *falls over*
Asuka: I need to leave, I have a show to shoot!
Misato: x_x
Asuka: Misato, too!
Jet: If you're in Neon Genesis Evangelion, you can leave...for 200,000 Woolong.
Asuka: WHAT? What's a Woolong?
Jet: Holy crap.
Asuka: I dont have any.
Jet: Fine, scram!
Asuka: *drags Misato out*
*the whole ship rocks, and a bad smell floats through the air*
Spike 1: *waves his hand near his butt* Whoo, that was wicked. Sorry!
*everyone collapses from the smell*
-Next: Part 2-
Cowboy Bebop: Unleashed Part 1
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Punch: Now, we're making a movie about our show!!
Spike: What the hell? How do you make a movie out of a Bounty hunter information program??
Faye: Easy. They did it, didn't they?
Spike: I guess so. *Lights a cigarette*
Misato: *comes in*
Spike: Who the hell are you? And what are you doing on the Bebop?
Misato: Oh! Whoops! I thought this was the set for Neon Genesis Evangelion! I'm going to kill Shinji for telling me the directions!
Faye: Bitch, that's my gun. *points at Misato's gun*
Misato: No it's not. Mr. Ikari gave it to me for being his putain.
Faye: That's gross, now hand it over.
Spike: I'll leave you two ladies alone. *tosses his cigarette*
Ed: *feels something hot on her head* Ed feels something hot on Ed's head.
Sheeta: *falls from the sky, but isn't wearing the Laputa family jewel thingo, and crashes through the top of the ship* -SPLAT-
Spike: *sees the heap of broken bones* Hey, are you okay?
Sheeta: uhgmmm.....*passes on*
Spike: Whatever. *walks over her*
Ed: *Hair catches on fire* AHHH FAYE FAYE!!
Faye: *slaps Misato* Now, i want my gun!
Misato: *shoots Faye, then throws the gun at her* There. You have it.
Ed: *runs around, her head engulfed in flames.
Jet: ED! *dumps a bucket of water on her head*
Captain Dora: *flies in with her sons* SHEETA! *crashes through the side of the Bebop*
Jet: Damnit, my ship! It's going to fall out of the sky if people keep crashing into it!
Policeman: Misato, you are under arrest! *hand cuffs her and sends her out into space*
Priss: Hey, I'm the cop here! You're not even an anime character!!
Policeman: *sticks tongue out*
Priss: Oh GRR...I knew I shouldn't have stopped at Macy*s before coming here!
Spike: HEY it's the Burning Gundam!! *is staring out of the window* Domon Kasshu...HE'S MY HERO!! *eyes sparkle*
*Burning Gundam crashes into the Bebop*
Spike: YAAAY! *runs up to the giant mecha and holds out a pen and tablet* Can I have your autograph???
Yugi: Sure! *takes the little pen and paper* What's your name little boy?
Spike: Spike - S-P-I-K-E ^.^
Yugi: *holds the pen too hard and it explodes*
Spike: HEY wait a minute...you dont SOUND like Domon...
Yugi: I'm not Domon.
Spike: O_O *his dreams are crushed* NOOOO ;_;
Yugi: o.O; *is surprised to see a grown man cry*
*another loud BOOM*
Jet: Crap! I will never have enough Woolongs to pay for repairs!! T_T
Misato: *floating outside the window, holding her breath and turning funky colors
Asuka: *comes in* Where's Misato? We can't shoot until she's on the set!
Jet: *points at the window* Her?
Spike: YOU IMPOSTOR!
Kaiba: Mwahaha! *Is suited in the Gundam Deathscythe* Yugi, you're going DOWN!
Yugi: How about Up? like uptown Mars to get a bite to eat?
Kaiba: *lowers scythe* Sounds good!
Faye: *heals herself* (I bet y'all didn't know she could do that, huh?) That stupid woman! *stands up and runs out of one of the holes in the Bebop's panels.*
Policeman: Priss.
Priss: What?
Policeman: Will you marry me?
Priss: When?
Policeman: Now?
Priss: Why?
Policeman: I like you.
Priss: How?
Policeman: Like my wifey.
Priss: Who?
Policeman: Who what?
Spike: AUGH I can't take it anymore! *puts hands over ears*
Asuka: I'm not going out to get her. Jet, you do it.
Jet: Me? What, WHY?!
Asuka: You're the hairy one.
Jet: --;
Priss: I dunno.
Policeman: You dunno what?
Faye: *is in space, strangling Misato*
Ed: *hair looks like one of Jet's bonzai trees*
Jet: Hey, I heard that, My bonzai trees are the best!
Asuka: HMPH, JEEEEET....
Jet: it's JET, not JEET!
Asuka: So?
Policeman: *tries to glomp Priss*
Priss: HEY *kicks him where the sun don't shine*
Faye: *comes in with a turquoise Misato* Here, who ordered the ass-kicked Misato?
Asuka: Me! I did!
Faye: *tosses Misato at Asuka* There, all yours.
Punch: *knocks on the screen since no one's watching* Hello?
Judy: Punch, I think them people are havin' a good ol' fight!
Yugi: *Comes back with Kaiba* Ok, we can fight now.
Kaiba: Ok. *draws out his scythe*
Yugi: No fair, you have a weapon.
Kaiba: So? All's fair in love and war.
Yugi: Love?
Kaiba: Yes, Yugi...I love..
Yugi: Not me, I hope! o.o;
Kaiba: Yugi, I think I'm in love with yu-
Yugi: NOOO
Kaiba: You dirty man, *slaps him* I was gonna say Yuna!
Yugi: NO FAIR you hit me when I wasn't ready!!
Yura: Did someone say they loved me? *appears as a hologram*
Kaiba: Yes, Yuna of Final Fantasy 10, I love you SO MUCH!
Yugi: Total puke fest.
Spike: Hey, Yuna's hot...
Kaiba: HEY, she's MINE! *swipes scythe at Spike and cuts him in half*
Spike: COOL now there's two of meee!!
Jet: Ok, that's it! Everyone get in line!
*All forms a line*
Jet: If you are dead, you are excused.
Misato: *falls over*
Asuka: I need to leave, I have a show to shoot!
Misato: x_x
Asuka: Misato, too!
Jet: If you're in Neon Genesis Evangelion, you can leave...for 200,000 Woolong.
Asuka: WHAT? What's a Woolong?
Jet: Holy crap.
Asuka: I dont have any.
Jet: Fine, scram!
Asuka: *drags Misato out*
*the whole ship rocks, and a bad smell floats through the air*
Spike 1: *waves his hand near his butt* Whoo, that was wicked. Sorry!
*everyone collapses from the smell*
-Next: Part 2-