I'm attempting this, although I'm not sure how it's gonna turn out. Please
R&R and tell me what you think!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh
Marik's guide to world domination: Introduction
'Hello, aspiring evil psychos who want to take over the world! I am your mentor, Marik Ishtar. Along with my minion-partner, Bakura,' Marik typed on his computer.
"No way! I aint no minion!" Marik's assistant, Bakura, was sitting beside him and complaining like usual. He grabbed the keyboard and typed in "friend."
'How special.'
'Anyway, I am here to present my easy-to-follow-plan for world domination.'
"But you failed-"
POKE! Marik poked his 'friend' harshly on the side of his head. "Bakura you dummy we still need a way to pay the bills!"
"But this is going on the internet, free for all to see." Bakura nods at the computer screen on which Marik is typing. "We're gonna post it up online!"
"WHAT?! NO!" This was an outrage!
"We couldn't find a publisher that found this worthwhile." Bakura frowned.
"But if it's on the internet, the good guys could see this, and ruin everything!" Great, now Yugi, who looks like your average computer geek, will read it. Marik sighed.
"But it says in the title "for aspiring psychos"! Why would the good guys read this?" Bakura scratched his head.
"Duh, that's the point!" Bakura isn't the brightest bulb on the tree sometimes. "They'll read this just so they can find out and ruin it for all my aspiring prodigies!"
"Oh...why don't we call it something else?" Bakura asks, shrugging.
"BECAUSE! Then the aspiring psycho's won't be able to find it!"
"Oh...."
"I'm just gonna leave it," Marik nodded. "We'll figure out about the good guys later."
"Okay," Bakura nodded.
'Just remember, everyone's trek to world domination is different. This is merely a guide. So, experiment if you feel the need to, you don't have to follow my guide exactly.'
Marik nodded happily, admiring his typing.
'And remember, world domination is a delicate process that takes a long time. Never let your guard down.'
'And also remember if you do succeed, to remember who guided you along. Bakura and Marik.'
'This is dedicated to all of you reading. You make me proud!'
Marik cracked his knuckles.
'This will based on personal experience. So get ready to hear the master at work.'
Bakura rolled his eyes.
'Now, let's start the guide/story. First chapter - Know the Enemy.'
I know it's short. Sorry. But the actual chappies will be longer.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh
Marik's guide to world domination: Introduction
'Hello, aspiring evil psychos who want to take over the world! I am your mentor, Marik Ishtar. Along with my minion-partner, Bakura,' Marik typed on his computer.
"No way! I aint no minion!" Marik's assistant, Bakura, was sitting beside him and complaining like usual. He grabbed the keyboard and typed in "friend."
'How special.'
'Anyway, I am here to present my easy-to-follow-plan for world domination.'
"But you failed-"
POKE! Marik poked his 'friend' harshly on the side of his head. "Bakura you dummy we still need a way to pay the bills!"
"But this is going on the internet, free for all to see." Bakura nods at the computer screen on which Marik is typing. "We're gonna post it up online!"
"WHAT?! NO!" This was an outrage!
"We couldn't find a publisher that found this worthwhile." Bakura frowned.
"But if it's on the internet, the good guys could see this, and ruin everything!" Great, now Yugi, who looks like your average computer geek, will read it. Marik sighed.
"But it says in the title "for aspiring psychos"! Why would the good guys read this?" Bakura scratched his head.
"Duh, that's the point!" Bakura isn't the brightest bulb on the tree sometimes. "They'll read this just so they can find out and ruin it for all my aspiring prodigies!"
"Oh...why don't we call it something else?" Bakura asks, shrugging.
"BECAUSE! Then the aspiring psycho's won't be able to find it!"
"Oh...."
"I'm just gonna leave it," Marik nodded. "We'll figure out about the good guys later."
"Okay," Bakura nodded.
'Just remember, everyone's trek to world domination is different. This is merely a guide. So, experiment if you feel the need to, you don't have to follow my guide exactly.'
Marik nodded happily, admiring his typing.
'And remember, world domination is a delicate process that takes a long time. Never let your guard down.'
'And also remember if you do succeed, to remember who guided you along. Bakura and Marik.'
'This is dedicated to all of you reading. You make me proud!'
Marik cracked his knuckles.
'This will based on personal experience. So get ready to hear the master at work.'
Bakura rolled his eyes.
'Now, let's start the guide/story. First chapter - Know the Enemy.'
I know it's short. Sorry. But the actual chappies will be longer.