I read a fanfiction and was inspired to write this. Plus some conversations with my friends kinda started this conversation so I just had to write it! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail. Hiro Mashima does.
Gray
Natsu
Gajeel
Why am I here? They're not selling snow cones. I wanted snow cones.
What'd you expect, dumbass? It's the cafeteria. They'd probably poison you with the expired snow cones or whatever.
Stop looking at Levy's butt, Gajeel. You're being such a perv.
Says the stripper.
What are you- !
What's wrong with flame brain? Why's he drooling cause there's nothing appetizing about the food here.
I dunno. He told me to come here saying there'd be snow cones. And now he's not talking.
Who's he staring at? Is it—oh. Yup.
Who?
Lucy Heartfilia.
*snaps fingers
Wake up, lover boy! I'm hungry and I want to know why I'm here. Or I'm leaving.
Shut up, Ice face!
Get the hell off of me, Natsu!
Make me!
You're fat!
It's muscle, bastard!
Muscle, my ass!
Damn right it's your ass! That I'm sitting on! HA!
You have no idea how gay this sounds.
So are we here just to help you get bunny-girl? Cause that's pointless. No one wants to date your ugly face.
Shut it, tin can!
Make me!
*punch
Aw damn that hurt my freaking nose you metal bastard!
*kicks and punches thrown
Hey, hey HEY! Lucy's coming, idiots!
Lucy?! Oh shit! I'm mentally unprepared! And I look like shit! Stall her!
You're acting like a girl. And you always look like that!
Fucking shut your face before I make you!
Gah! She's coming! Help! No, wait! I need her attention! How do I casually attract a girl's attention?
Like this—
*shoves Natsu into Lucy
HAHAHA! Look at his face! It's so red!
Serves him right for being a wimp.
Oh look he's coming back.
Why does he look happy?
I think he looks kinda pissed off. And kinda… constipated.
Constipated?
Yeah, sometimes when he's pissed off he kinda gets that face.
Huh.
*punch
Gajeel, you bastard!
What's that in your hand, flame brain?
Just a candy wrapper she asked me to throw away.
Ooooh. So now you're like garbage boy to her?
Dude stop smelling it. It's creepy.
Wait. What's written on the inside?
I don't know. Let me check.
*hisses
Holy crap. Calm down. Just tell us what it says.
Nah, I got this.
*snatches wrapper
Give it back!
*Gray holds Natsu back
Meet me at the Café at 5! XOXO, Lucy.
Oh my gosh. Natsu got a date?
He has a girlfriend? Lucy's your girlfriend? You got a girlfriend earlier than me? No, this isn't possible. I will beat you, Natsu Dragneel! Juvia! Come here!
That lucky bastard.
Did you enjoy? Haha, I really enjoyed writing this one. Sorry if my grammar and stuff kind sucks. Please read my other fanfics: 'Head Over Heels' and 'Piggies and Changes' Please comment or follow! Thanks for reading!
Jā, mata!
Yuki-Chan