"Hello Panem!", announced a blonde-haired girl, "Welcome to the Bad Form Freakshow! My name is Nelly Solace, and after I rose from the dead, I decided to do something for the good of tributes everywhere."
"Like what?", asked an audience member.
"I will be reviewing tribute forms, and judging whether they are good, mediocre, or bad. I will be asking you, the audience, to submit YOUR forms for SYOT tributes you've submitted, and I, along with a few guest hosts, will analyse it!"
"But what if they take offence to your judgement?", asked another audience member.
"Well, if they submit, I will give constructive criticism, and hopefully everyone else, along with my creator, will be able to learn from me to make their tribute forms so much better!"
"But what about those guest-submitted forms that are just so Sue-ish it hurts?", asked yet another audience member.
"I WILL be reviewing those, but obviously I can't ask the guests," replied Nelly, "So I will just put them in, and they will get constructive criticism as well, no matter how harsh it may be."
"But Nelly, I thought you were a cheerful poet who loved cheese and sunshine! Is it even possible for you to be harsh?"
"That's why I'm getting guest hosts."
The questions and answers went on for quite a while, and then Nelly waved goodbye to the audience, and stepped off the stage, happy with how she performed.
Hi, Winter here. I know there are these stories out there that review bad SYOT tributes and cliche stuff about them, and I've always found the part where they compare a good tribute to a bad tribute hilarious. Enter The Bad Form Freakshow, hosted by none other than Nelly, who, for your information, is not a zombie. But she is technically dead. I think that intro there covered everything, and if YOU want to submit a form for Nelly to review, PM me!