On Our Own

by HugsandBugsSmileyface

When the parents in South Park send away their children in "Child Abduction is Not Funny", they don't meet the Mongolians and they never go home to South Park. Now they all must fend for themselves for a very, very long time. They are on their own now, with nothing and nobody other than themselves. StanxKyle, and various other pairings later. Rated T, maybe M later on.

A/N: Okay, I was watching the episode "Child Abduction is Not Funny" today, and I thought: What if the boys hadn't joined up with the Mongolians and just left like their parents told them to? They had enough money for about three years, right? So, I'm not really sure if they were 8 or 10 in that episode, so I'm going to say 9.

Disclaimer: I do not own South Park.

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PROLOGUE

"Our parents have done some really stupid shit before dude, but this is crazy." Stan muttered from their motel room that he was sharing with Kyle. Everyone else had paired up as to save money on rooms. This was going to have to last them for awhile. A LONG while.

Kyle sighed and flopped down on the bed. There was only one. This was the cheapest motel they could find.

"This will all blow over within a month, Stan. Our parents will realize how retarded they're being and come look for us. It'll be fine." Kyle tried to reassure his super-best friend, but truth be told, he was nervous as well.

"I hope you're right dude." Stan muttered.

"Me too. But we can't just stay put here. We'll run out of money eventually." Kyle said.

Stan nodded. "I know that. Right now we're fine, but this money is limited. We have to be frugal."

Kyle sighed. "Where are we going to go?" he asked.

Stan shook his head. "I dunno dude. North?"

Kyle nodded. "I guess...maybe North Park?" he suggested.

Stan looked at him. "What's in North Park?" Stan asked.

Kyle shrugged. "A town, for one. Maybe they're less crazy than South Park."

Stan laughed, but his heart really wasn't in it. He wanted to be home right now, asleep in his own bed, and not some cheap motel room.

"No place is crazier than South Park." Stan laughed.

"We have to be out of here by 11:00am tomorrow or they'll charge us for an extra night."

"So, bed?" Stan asked.

Kyle nodded. "For now. We can plan more in the morning." he said.

Stan nodded and climbed into bed with his super-best friend.

"Kay."

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"Stan?"

"Yeah?"

It's gonna be okay. This won't last long, right? Our parents will come and get us, right?" Kyle asked, now needing to hear it himself.

Stan sighed and turned out the light.

"Of course, dude. Like you said. One month, TOPS."

Kyle smiled and fell asleep.

Stan soon followed suit.

A/N: Hey guys. Sorry I've been gone so long. The internet was out for the LONGEST time. I think WOSP might be put on a temporary hiatus, but until then, please look for updates on this and YHMB.

Hugs and Bugs,

Smileyface.

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