Author's note: Greetings, my rockin' fanfiction readers. You may have not seen my presence around the Naruto Archive Section and you're most likely thinking 'who the HELL is this?' Well, I would too, so there's nothing to be embarrassed about. I shall formally introduce myself, -takes deep breath- my pen name is Sakura Panda63 and you do not need to know anything further, because that is what a profile is for. But, I'd like to tell you that I'm not a complete n00b, since I have a story in the making for the 'Card Captor Sakura' section. And I hope you people enjoy my story. Oh, and, for those who are reading my Hell Under One Roof story, Chapter 9 is on the start and I'll be posting soon.
Story Title: My Airway Romance (temporarily under construction)
Summary: Haruno Sakura is your average air hostess/doctor-in-training. She has an average pay salary and uniform, and works as the co-captain of her team of other Leaf Airway hostesses (with Yamanaka Ino, Hyuuga Hinata, and Tenten). Enter Uchiha Sasuke, egotistical new Chief Executive Officer/CEO (n00b) of Leaf Airways with his team of Chief Officers Uzumaki Naruto (Chief Operating Officer/COO), Hyuuga Neji (Chief Finance Officer/CFO), and undercover Nara Shikamaru (Chief Managing Officer/CMO). As the bane of their existence, Sakura and the others will have to 'serve' those insufferable men excluding Shikamaru throughout the time period of 6 months. Sounds long enough to fall in love, right?
Pairings: SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTenten, ShikaIno.
Disclaimer: Sakura Panda63 doesn't own Naruto, some god of a man does. And excuse her for her bad grammar/spelling, because she is just too damn lazy to read it a billion times.
"Insert text here" – a person(s) talking
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-insert action here- – something done by someone/noise
'Insert text here' – someone's thoughts
'Insert Text here' – Inner thoughts
(A/N: Insert text here – Author's note
Flashback/Diary entry – self-explanatory
Song lyrics here – lyrics of a song
xX Chapter Here Xx – starting chapter
oO Someone's POV Oo – On occasions there will be a character's POVs popping up around, but it's mainly a third person POV. When you see the start/end of a diary entry, it's Sakura's POV.
xX Prologue Xx
oO Sakura's POV Oo
Date: March 20th, 2008
Current mood: Neutral, and is bored out of my wits
Location: My ass is planted on a cold and uncomfortable waiting chair
Dear Diary,
I just got you at some book store in Water Country few days ago. You were very cool, being pwetty and shiny and looking all that. I just love your black cover, and how you have shiny pink cherry blossoms! … Excuse my useless rambling and let me introduce to you the owner of this pwettiful diary, AKA moi.
Call me an angel or Queen of the World; take your pick. I'm all brains and no boobs- wait, that doesn't sound right. Ehem, I mean I've got brains and a bust (however small that may be), so beat that, you gay fag of a Diary!
Note to Diary: If you can't handle my attitude, I'll put you in the recycling bin! BWAHAHAHA…
Continuing; Angel and Queen is only my undercover alias, and my real name is Haruno Sakura, but just call me Sakura. I like to snoop; and ninja sounds way cooler than that faggish word, spy
Here's my profile, and since you already know my kick-ass ninja alias and name, the 'Name' section is purely my nickname.
Angel Haruno Sakura's Profile
Name: Ino-pig calls me and I quote = Billboard Brow or the infamous forehead-girl.
Birthday: March 28, the NEW YEAR (well, at least for me)
Age: I'm 21, but sometimes I wonder how old I actually am (mentally). My BFFs say that I act younger than my age sometimes, but I KNOW they're actually telling me that they think I'm crazy.
Family: Me ish an only child; I have an okaa-san and otou-san like any other normal adult raised by a mommy and daddy.
Hair color: Bubblegum pink. Yes, it's n-a-t-u-r-a-l, and I know; I'm a bloody freak of nature (with a slightly large forehead) so no need to rub it in.
Eye color: Sea-foamy green/emerald. Pwetty, right?
Other parts of my face: Button nose, pink lips, and slightly rosy cheeks. And no, I am NOT a superficial Barbie doll like those sluts (excluding my besties and the guys) on my bitch crew.
Skin Tone: Creamy, but slightly sun-kissed.
Ahem, cleavage and body type: Average, and my body type is slim and curvy enough -SHANNARO!- Jealous? Bite me!
Best friends: I have the three bestest best friends in the whole wide world; Ino-pig, Hinata-chan, Tenten-chan, great friends since elementary school. I've known Ino for as long as I could remember; she saved me from bullies when they were teasing me about my gigantic forehead. The other girls met us a bit later, but none the less. All of us work at the same group, w00t!
My other best friends in Suna, the Sand Sibs (Temari-nee-chan, Gaara-kun, and Kankuro-nii-san)! I met them when I was on an exchange program to Suna alone during college, and I met them when I was in the mall.
Home base/my lovely hometown: I have a slightly spacious and uber comfortable apartment (I moved out of my parents' place after I graduated from high school) in the lovely city of Konoha!
Current Job? If you must know, I am the co-captain of one of the Leaf Airways air staff. But I'm the one in charge when it comes to the air hostesses and stuff like that. The air hostesses look like all smiles and pretty faces, but when they're behind the 'air crew' curtain, they disrespect like demonic spawns from hell. You should see when some of them spot a piece of 'man candy'! The pilot, well, is the captain since he flies the plane from one place to another. Tenten-chan, Hinata-chan, and Ino-pig are with me, so life ain't all that bad yet. There is a small amount of other respectful people as well, but I'm too lazy to list all of them.
Shikamaru (Nara Shikamaru) is the new addition to our little air crew groupie, and the laziest person I've ever met in my life. Sadly he doesn't have any 'dick-possessing' male to befriend him, minus the ultra irritating (possibly gay) co-pilot, Sai. The juicy bit is that there are rumors about Shikamaru being an 'undercover' top-gun CMO (A/N: Pretend that's real, CMO, I mean. It stands for Chief Managing Officer assessing our crew! I think Ino-pig has the hots for him; just that she doesn't want to admit it.
Education: Look, I may be young but at least I've got more brains than you do, Diary! I graduated at a young age of 19, got a 1-3 degrees, and all that shit. So don't underestimate me, even if I am a co-captain of a bitch brigade.
Aspiration/future job: Whore… Haha, PHYSCHE! Actually, that job has already been taken by the other air hostesses (excluding the guy ones and my besties) in my crew. I want to be a doctor, but I'll settle with nurse or pediatrician before that.
Superior: Tsunade-sensei, my teacher in the medical arts. At my job; there's some crappy old lady (Kikyo-san) is the on-ground person that tells us what to do and assigns us tasks and planes. She smells like cats…
Pets? None, but I love cuddling with Tsunade-sama's pig, Tonton!
Fave color: Pink, red, and white. I think there should be a national flag for the oh-so-glorious me, with my wonderful theme colors.
Personality: I have an 'inner' that is quite irritating at times, but all the more, she's the more outgoing side of me. I'm not a Mary-Sue, nor am I that wild like Ino, but I have my random moments. I've got an attitude that can kill, and a temper to match. It's quite funny how many people have asked if I've got a black belt or that I take self defense lessons, after witnessing my temper and all. Truth is, I have a natural knack for destroying or damaging whatever is in my way, mainly perverts and idiots. I've got little tolerance for anything that annoys me, which can be dangerous.
I'll let you in on a secret; Gaara-kun is the new president for the Wind Country! He was next in line, since he was the Kazekage's (Wind-country president's) son and all, even if he is younger than the other two. Me and my mad connections, so can you say SHANNARO?
You're probably wondering how I know that; Tsunade-sensei is not only my shisui, but she's the president of Fire country/Konoha, AKA the Godaime Hokage. Yep, she is one of the three protégés of the previous-previous president, Sarutobi-sama, the Sandaime. She is the famed 'doctor of Japan', thought to be able to cure anything curable! Well, I'm her protégé, and right hand man -ehem- I mean woman (besides Shizune-nee-chan, her vice presidente), in means of medical assistance.
Confuzzled? Yeah, I thought so, Diary; you must be wondering why we call the presidents 'kages'. I wonder that myself sometimes, because it's quite said to be called a shadow; makes you sound all corrupt and shady. I don't actually know the true reason since politics is so not my style, therefore leading to my blissful and stupid ignorance. All I care about is becoming a fucking NURSE!
No, I'm not a nurse or doctor yet, and it's not because I'm not capable of doing it (not to brag, but I'm way better than quite a few of those shit hole doctors), it's just that no one thinks I'm 'ready', NOT EVEN TSUNADE-OBAA-SAN! Well, and that I don't have enough money; don't ask me how or why, I have to find some cure or something like that with my research -cough- money -cough- to get into Japan's top hospital, AKA my lovely Konoha Hospital. I think those bitches on chairs (chairbitches) are just afraid that I'm too good for them! -insert evil snicker here-
As for romance, all my BFFs and I are single, and not exactly lovin' it. We've dated, but personally I haven't found the One, and apparently the others didn't as well. All of us have met quite a few handfuls of decent guys during our work, but I think Hinata-chan doesn't like any of them because she's a person that can't easily forget. They were left heartbroken, including myself, but I swore that if I ever met the guys that broke their hearts, they would get a bashing of a lifetime (another skill I learnt from training with Tsunade-san). ---
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The intercom blared across Konoha Airport, a croaky voice saying, "Air crew for flight KLF 684 to Hong Kong, please report to Gate 43 immediately. Final call for air crew for Leaf Airways 684 to Hong Kong, please report to designated aircraft immediately. That is all."
'Why don't they assign some other crew to this flight? I'm so NOT a slave robot!'
I sighed, signing my diary entry and gathered my hand-carry luggage. Turning around, I hollered towards the Starbucks cafe, "HINATA, INO, TENTEN! GET YOUR ASSES DOWN TO GATE 43, AND GET ME A FRAPPACINO WHILE YOU'RE PACKING UP!"
Satisfied when I heard the return cry, ignoring all those pathetic commoner's (I'm PMSing) strange looks, I checked my uniform.
'You know, this uniform actually doesn't look quite bad'
'You're a one to talk! I hate this uniform, minus the top. I'm okay with the black button up blouse, just I'm NOT okay with the plunging neckline that shows what doesn't want to be shown. The vest is alright too; I mean, it is in forest green with our airline's emblem sewn in silver on the pocket (A/N: The Konoha Leaf symbol), so the designer still had some style. But I HATE the grey skirt is disgusting! When I bend down, I swear men look!'
'Whatever, you're just being pissy. I shall take my leave, peasant. So hurry up and go to gate 43! And I have a gut feeling that this flight will suck so bad…'
I huffed indignantly and walked towards the gate, with my black medium high-heeled shoes clicking as I dragged my hand carry suitcase along.
Finishing author's note: There you have it; Prologue of My Airway Romance, is finished. I have never flown on Japan Air, so I won't know how it's like. And, I don't think there was much humor in this prologue, but there will be, so read and review. Also, any suggestions for the title (I think 'My Airway Romance' just sucks eggs)? I swear I'll dedicate the official first chapter to someone that actually gives a catchy name for this humble story, but if other people think this title is good enough, so be it. -Inwardly praying someone takes the 'bait'-
Sakura Panda-chan, over and out…