Chapter One

"Oh Sasuke! P-please…ohhhh…" Naruto moaned loudly as Sasuke thrust his giant dick into him.

"Naruto, b-baby please try not…to moan so loud…if she catches us again Sakura will have a fit."

Sakura had caught Naruto and Sasuke having anal sex on multiple occasions. Sakura threatened that the next time she caught them she'd chop their dicks off, and Sasuke didn't like the sound of that. Unfortunately for Sasuke, his boyfriend was quite loud in bed. Naruto pushed back allowing Sasuke to go further into his entrance. Sasuke couldn't take it anymore.

"Forget what I said just fuck me and do it hard!" He practically screamed, pulling out of Naruto and forcing the blonde on his back. Naruto had a very amused smirk on his face.

"Well, well, Uchiha-Sama…who's being loud now, hmm?" Sasuke leaned his head on Naruto's chest, biting and licking the nape of his neck.

"Please…for me?" Naruto grinned.

"You asked for it." While Naruto was teasing Sasuke with some dirty foreplay, the wrong girl walked in at the wrong time.

"UZUMAKI NARUTO!" Sakura screamed pulling Naruto off of Sasuke by his hair.

"H-Hey…I wasn't done with him!" Sasuke whined rubbing his painfully erect penis.

"Yes you are Uchiha, Sasuke! Don't you DARE make me tell Kakashi-Sensei!"

"And what is he gonna do? If Sasuke and I wanna have sex we can, we are 16 frigging years old we can do whatever the hell we want!"

"Yeah Sakura, when did you become such a bitch?" Sakura gave Sasuke the death stair.

"Watch your backs Uchiha, Sasuke and Uzumaki, Naruto…I'll be back!" She vowed making a dramatic exit. Sasuke rolled his eyes at her and helped his lover back into bed.

"Baby is your cock okay?"

"Not really…I still feel like I need to cum." Sasuke whimpered.

"I'll take care of you sweet boy." Naruto giggled putting his hand on Sasuke's burning package.

"How can you be fucked by me, give me wicked foreplay, and be yanked by your hair to the floor and still be energetic enough to finish fucking me?" He asked in amazement.

"You seem to forget that your boyfriend is the Number One Hyperactive Knucklehead Ninja of all time." He replied with an askew smile. Sasuke chuckled.

"No baby, I didn't forget…but maybe I need to be reminded just incase."

"I like the sound of that." Naruto said getting ready to finish what he and Sasuke started earlier.

*Sasuke's POV*

"Sasuke how could you just go and fuck Naruto so easily? How?" Sakura yelled at me.

"He's my goddamn boyfriend, I'll let him have me any day and you can't stop me. Why do you care?"

"You know that I love you, Sasuke! You can't ignore me forever!"

"I'M GAY! Sakura, I will NEVER love you, I'm frigging gay. You've known this for years, so why are you pushing yourself on me?"

"Being gay is wrong. You aren't gay! You're perfect, you CAN'T be gay!"

"Wrong to be gay? No. Sakura, it's wrong to be a bitch who forces people to be something they're not." She kissed me.

"BITCH GET OFF ME!" I screamed pushing her away and fighting the urge to gag.

"How do you expect to rebuild the Uchiha-Clan with Naruto? Huh? You need me, Sasuke-Kun." She said tugging on my belt.

"Naruto-San and I are going to have kids, I already have a plan for that. Don't you worry about the welfare of my clan. In fact, starting tonight the Uchiha-Clan is taking a big step in reproduction."

"What do you mean?"

"I'm getting Naruto drunk and then I am impregnating him, whether he wants me to or not. Then we will be on the way back to the way things were before the Uchiha Massacre."

"How do you plan on doing that? Uzumaki-San is a boy."

"Not when he uses his Sexy Jutsu." I said with a sly smile. Sakura's face flushed brightly.

"I HATE YOU SASUKE!" She was mad but not mad enough to leave. She slapped me hard and I laughed.

"You've always been weak but I didn't know you were so weak you can't even leave a mark…" I hissed.

"I hope Naruto DIES, do you realize that? I want him dead so I can finally see you in as much pain as you put me through everyday."

"Quit your whining, brat. I don't have time for you. I never have and I never will."

"Screw me…Uchiha-Sama…"

"You annoying little whore…" I screamed as my hand glided across Sakura's face. I didn't mean to hit her but I did, and I wasn't sorry for it.

"S-Sasuke…" She whimpered as she began to cry. I flipped her off. Goddamn fan girls always being an annoyance. I thought to myself. I ran home to find Naruto cleaning the house in a cute little apron. I also smelled Miso and realized he was cooking as well.

"Naruto-San! I have something imperative to ask you."

"Hai, Sasuke-Kun?" I took his soft hand in mine and I got down on one knee.

"Marry me Naruto. Be my husband…together we can restore my clan to what it once was." He's eyes got misty and he blushed a beautiful pink color.

"Oh Sasuke! Hai!" I smiled and slid the ring on his skinny ring finger. I grinned at him, realizing this meant I was forever free from fan girls, and that I was marrying a sex god.