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Note: I own Yuehime Kakera.
Hikari Maiden: Yue means moon. Hime means princess. Kakera means fragments.
L Has A Little Friend
By: Hikari Maiden
Yuehime Kakera lounged on the couch behind L, who busied himself at his desk. The blonde female behind the male genius rubbed her heavy eyelids and yawned. Then, she stretched out her tiny frame along the couch and she mumbled to herself, "I'm sleepy."
In reply to her mumble, L thought, Yuehime should move around more. It's not healthy to lie around so much. He swiveled his cushioned, black, leather computer chair around in her direction and gave her a serious look. "Why not go hang out with your boyfriend?"
From where she laid on the couch, she turned her head to him and grinned. "I can't. His parents are at work." She turned her back to him and mumbled to herself, "They're probably afraid we end up alone together in the house and-"
He glared at her as he told her, "Not another word, Yuehime!" Yuehime! You ought to be ashamed of yourself! You act like a nineteen year old with hormones on the rage!
Tears in her eyes, Yuehime sulked. Stupid L! She placed her arm over the side of her face. You're so mean! So cruel! She closed her eyes and tears fell from them and slid along her face.
L stood from his chair and approached the couch. He stopped beside the couch. Then, he sat on the edge of the cushions, beside her. He stared down at her with concern. "Are you crying?"
She didn't answer.
He sighed. "Yuehime."
She yelled at him, "It was a joke!"
He looked at her with a gentle gleam in his eyes and a kind smile. "Yuehime. I'm not upset with you. It's just that I'm worried. I love you as if you were my biological younger sister. I don't want you to ruin your future and I want your relationship with this person to last. If it's meant to be, it'll happen. Don't rush it. Don't ruin your happiness."
She removed her arm from the side of her face and sat up. She stared at him with confusion and pointed at him. "You care about," and she pointed at herself, "me?"
He nodded and gently conked her in the head with the side of his hand. "You blonde baka. Of course I do." Who else would keep you straight?
"Oi! The only person allowed to call me that is my best friend!"
"Alright, then, how about blonde baka saru? Would you accept that nickname?"
She raised her eyebrows and crossed her arms over her chest. "Really, L? Does a blonde monkey exist? Anyway, Goku Son in Saiyuki is already called baka saru. Nice try, though."
Blondie. "You're a blonde, period. No doubt about it."
"Dirty blonde."
Dirty woman? He gave her a sly look. "Oh? So, now, you're dirty, eh? Nice change."
Her nose and cheeks went crimson red. "L! You ought to be ashamed of yourself! You called me a slut! I may be a blonde, but I'm not total moron! I can read between the lines, you know!"
Hmm…I wonder if she'll go for it. "I have some images that'll make you have a nosebleed and you'll faint."
L! You sneak! "That's not fair, L!"
Bingo! "Life's not fair."
Tears gathered in her eyes and she sniffled. Then, she whined, "WAAAAAAAH!"
L chuckled. Aw. Kawaii. He handed her the images.
She looked at them and squealed in delight as her nose bled and she fainted.
I enjoy this. It's hilarious.
Hikari Maiden: I thought this would be funny.