Hey you guys, I'm Scythenia. I'm new here but I have read quite a few fanfictions from this site. This is just the first chapter and this story will get better I'm pretty sure. I know this chapter is short but I wanted to end it on a cliff hanger. So I want to know what you guys think about it so far... um if you like it tell me what you like about it. If you hate it then tell me why you hate it. Please and thank you. Bye.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
~DEIDARAS POV~
"Bbbbrrrrriiiinnngggg!"
Ugh... I hate mornings...Sasori no danna has us wake up way to early... Wait a secound... It's completely dark outside...What time does that clock say? 10 p.m... Seriously? "Bbrrrrinnngg!" Oh shut the fuck up you stupid alarm clock! *smashes it* Ahh...finaly some peace and quiet...Sleep take me away..."BANG!"
"Yo get your ass up freshmeat!" Hidan yells as he slams my door open.
"Hell no! Go the fuck away! I just got to sleep damnit!" I yell.
"Deidara-sempei time to wakey-wakey!" Tobi squeals as he comes in. I swear to god I hate these two. They're idiots.
"Tobi and Hidan... Get the fuck out un!" I yell. Then said idiots start to sing loud and obnoxiously. I growl and hide my head under my pillow in a lousy attempt to block their damn racket.
"Just wake up already so they'll shut up. And please do it soon, before we have a neighbor call the cops on us for torturing an animal," says Itachi as he comes in. I hate him. He can go suck himself. I ain't getting up."Besides if we go to jail you'll be the first one raped in the showers, girly man," he adds as he adjustes his glasses and smirks. Oh that's fucking it!
"DAMN YOU, YOU FUCKING UCHIHA!" I yell as I tackle him. Soon he's on the ground and I'm on top of him, punching the living hell out of him. Heh not bad for a girly man huh? Damn Uchiha. Then Sasori comes in and pulls me off him. I try to attack Itachi again but Sasori grabs my arms and holds them behind my back. Itachi smirks and punches me in the stomack. Urk! Damn dirty Uchiha! I swing my leg up hard and fast, he drops to the ground in pain, tears coming from his eyes. Heh I hit my target. He's screaming and holding his nuts. I'm laughing my ass off until I look behind me, at Sasori. Then I see his face. Crap. Hidan and Tobi obviously see Sasori's face as well because now they're looking at me with more pity than they are at Itachi. Yep I'm screwed. Tobi and Hidan help Itachi up and out to the kitchen and now its just me and Sasori. Fuck. My. Life.
Thanks for reading you guys, and remember please review. Tell me what you like/hate about the first chapter. Bye bye